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FU Thread: Championship Edition

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Just like at Festivus, I got a lot of problems with you people.

FU to Alvin Kamara for having the best day in the history of mankind against me.  This pint-sized chode does d!ck all year.  Against me?  46 points in the 3rd qtr.  Unbelievable.

FU Minnesota Defense.  Why?  See above.  I hope every last one of you get herpes.  

FU NO defense.  Cousins is good for AT LEAST 3 turnovers every game.  Not today though huh?  Oh well, thanks for the 1 sack.

FU to all of my players that have decided to simply take the entire year off this season.  Hey, why play when you're getting paid right?  I  hope you all got a lump of sh!t in your stocking this year.  McCaffrey, Elliott, M. Thomas, Mixon, Golloday.  Kill yourselves

 

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Well, it would seem, anyone with Kamara in their Super Bowl game won....on Friday....after one game. It's over.

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The Lions.

If you weren't so completely impotent, you might've made a game of this. 

I started Brady.  God only knows what numbers he might have put up if you guys could've kept it at least someone close ?

 

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18 minutes ago, uwmalcolm said:

FU Succop. 2 missed extra points and no FG attempts. Did I mention how much I hate kickers? 

That missed FG was brutal....

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This "game" on Amazon, what a snooze-fest. Both teams suck, the only player out there is Wilson, the rest are terrible, and that's on both teams. BORING. Kittle (who I played) should've just sat out, he looks old-and Aiyuk is.........there aren't words that garner getting TWO passes thrown to you, flash in the pan he is.

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Arians. I was making inroads after the Kamara disaster. Who pulls a qb at halftime? One more td and I may have had a shot. 

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Marvin Jones - you played so well the last few weeks, but you let me down this week. I can’t blame you though - Stafford’s backup was trash, and even down by 40 points didn’t manage garbage-time throws to you!

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30 minutes ago, dogcows said:

Marvin Jones - you played so well the last few weeks, but you let me down this week.

He's made a career outta doing that to owners. He's one of a handful of players that I simply will not roll under any circumstance.

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Darn I should have listened to the Guru and started Kittle over Hockensen. 

 

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17 minutes ago, Vikings4ever said:

Chucky for not letting Jacobs score.

Bet he regrets it too right now.

Totally dumb move. At least score a TD on 3rd down and go for 2. Force a TD to beat you. Chunky isn’t as smart as he thinks.

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Big ass FU to Salvon Amed!!! 

Last week 122yards 1 TD, yesterday 1 yard on 6 carries and 1 yard on 1 reception!!!

I benched J. Taylor for your useless attempt at RB!

Oh and Tua... Fitzmagic is the man in Miami!!! Tua just flat out sucks!!!!

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FU to every defense in the league.  I swear whichever one I play gets me absolutely nothing.  Last week it was TB.  This week in one was NO.  Today it's Cleveland.  Amazing.  

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FU Hayden Hurst, I carried you on my team for 7 weeks, nurtured you, told you everything'd be okay after your 0-fer games you played for me.............and NOW you're out there acting like a real football player today-WTH?

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5 hours ago, Ken48Ellis said:

Big ass FU to Salvon Amed!!! 

Last week 122yards 1 TD, yesterday 1 yard on 6 carries and 1 yard on 1 reception!!!

I benched J. Taylor for your useless attempt at RB!

Oh and Tua... Fitzmagic is the man in Miami!!! Tua just flat out sucks!!!!

Ouch that’s rough.  2 TD’s for Taylor in the first half so far.

Has Ahmed done much when Gaskin has been active though?

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10 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

fock me for starting Tyreek 'decoy' Hill.  I knew better.  

don't thing he's a "decoy" today. KC just looks like crap . Who would've thought this game would have turned out to be a defensive battle? I've got Hill as well.

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Bears up 24.  Trubisky still chucking

Tyreek Hill hasn't seen a target since the 2nd qtr

David Johnson having a career day against me in two leagues.  

Fock everything and everybody

Edit:  and some scrub named Pierce gets the rushing TD for Chicago

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FU to my entire team.

The week after I'm out of it, you all finally decide to blow up on the same week!

I would only need my 2 RBs and kicker to win

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I'd like to give an FU to my entire team, with the exception of Kamara.

I'm one of the lucky bastards that had Kamara in the 'ship.

I also happen to have the worst FOCKING bunch of losers this week. 

Brandon Aiyuk - thanks for FOCKING NOTHING.

Houston D - IT WAS FOCKING CINCY. You got me NEGATIVE 3 points?!

LeVeon Bell - FOCK YOU YOU HAS BEEN.

Tyler Boyd - FOCK YOU FOR BEING FRAGILE AND FORCING ME TO START BELL.

JuJU - FOCK YOU FOR ALMOST COSTING ME THE SEMIS AND THEN BLOWING UP ON MY BENCH WHEN I CAN'T TRUST YOU.

FOCK FOCK FOCK.

I'm going to lose with FOCKING KAMARA.

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FU Jalen Hurts and your bomb TD.  

FU Mahomes for literally throwing 1 pass to Tyreek in 2 1/2 quarters.  

Oh well, Kamara'd in one league, Murray, Cook, and Hill having their worst games of the year in another, and I may squeak out my 3rd place game. 

And... fock myself for starting Logan Thomas over Robbie Anderson 

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