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Antifa attacks Florida Manatee

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What did Trump do this time?

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Does etched mean rubbed algae off?

Hilarious how much play this story got.  

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4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Nothing. Someone found that fat chick from your porch. 

:lol:

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2 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

Does etched mean rubbed algae off?

Hilarious how much play this story got.  

I read carved with a knife

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Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

If that's true, I hope they find that fock. But they won't. 

No no. I was saying like "I bet you people that read this, thats what they saw" I dont think it says that at all

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Just now, edjr said:

No no. I was saying like "I bet you people that read this, thats what they saw" I dont think it says that at all

Ahh. Gotcha. Either way. Leave the poor thing alone. 

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I read that the manatee did it a sign of support for Trump. It’s planning to storm the beaches.

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I bet that thing is armed!!

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2 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

I read that the manatee did is a sign of support for Trump. It’s planning to storm the beaches.

Now they will want to get him fired from his job of coming up for air and getting hit with boat propellers. 

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4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Ahh. Gotcha. Either way. Leave the poor thing alone. 

Agreed, they could have made the same point by just tying a MAGA hat to it's head.

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It swam all the way from Fishtown? 

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Ive seen people on twitter shave f trump on their dogs.  Ive seen people teach their young children to say f trump for 4 years.  

But this gets the only play.  Thats social media in a nutshell.  

Agree leave animals alone.  

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14 hours ago, RLLD said:

I bet that thing is armed!!

I think they have fins Ray

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2 hours ago, Herbivore said:

I think they have fins Ray

I am speaking my truth.......   😝

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Mantitties  

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31 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

Mantitties  

Why bring swerski into this?

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That's funny.  Some manatees are (illegally) fed by people and get extra friendly to any boater they find to beg for food. I once tried to turn a manatee into a carnivore by feeding it a live shrimp, but no dice.

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It’s said that much like sailors who had been out at sea too long would have a mirage that a dolphin was a mermaid, sailors from Fishtown suffer the same illusion  with manatees. 

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Was probably a fancy Trump propeller on a boat.

Also, those fatties have such a thick fat layer they probably didnt even feel it otherwise you would have never made it past the T  before it started flipping around and took off.

Even manatees are for TRUMP!!

Wait..do we have to change their name because it starts with man?

Fock this country!!

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If that said "Biden", we all know that the message would be, "See, even the marine life believe in Biden.", right?  But, since it's Trump... PROSECUTION!!!!

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2 hours ago, GobbleDog said:

That's funny.  Some manatees are (illegally) fed by people and get extra friendly to any boater they find to beg for food. I once tried to turn a manatee into a carnivore by feeding it a live shrimp, but no dice.

Back when I worked on the waterfront we would unload orange concentrate from ships in Port Canaveral. Some would get dropped or what not and the concentrate would make its way to a place on the dock where it could leak into the shipping canal. Man the manatee's loved it. They would just sit under that spot and eat it as it was falling. 

Longshoremen aren't the smartest of people. One of them saw the manatee and said, "What's that?". I said "It's a manatee." "A what?" "A manatee. You know, a sea cow." "Man that ain't no cow. That's some sort of turtle or something." 

Another time it Tampa. Some were getting some wood from a wood pile to shore up some cargo. One came to me and said, "We can't get the wood. There's a monster in the wood pile." Um, OK. So I went to check it out. It was an iguana. Probably came off one of the banana boats. But to him, it was a monster. 

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2 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Even manatees are for TRUMP!!

He did hire one

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30 minutes ago, BiPolarBear said:

Flippers and a tail; no fins. 

aww crap, about to be cancelled by Manatees.

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23 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

It swam all the way from Fishtown? 

:pointstosky:

2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

wow this whole thread fails

cause HT hasn't called this MDC's wife yet

 

 

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20 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Was probably a fancy Trump propeller on a boat.

Also, those fatties have such a thick fat layer they probably didnt even feel it otherwise you would have never made it past the T  before it started flipping around and took off.

Even manatees are for TRUMP!!

Wait..do we have to change their name because it starts with man?

Fock this country!!

Does blubber not contain as much sensation?  I guarantee you that if you pinch my lub handles, I'll screech like a schoolgirl.  :ninja:

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