Mike Honcho 3,934 Posted January 12, 2021 Florida manatee has 'TRUMP' etched into its side; officials seek information The massive sea cow was swimming in the Homosassa River in Citrus County when it was spotted with the graffiti on its body. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted January 12, 2021 What did Trump do this time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, edjr said: What did Trump do this time? Nothing. Someone found that fat chick from your porch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,503 Posted January 12, 2021 Does etched mean rubbed algae off? Hilarious how much play this story got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Nothing. Someone found that fat chick from your porch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said: Does etched mean rubbed algae off? Hilarious how much play this story got. I read carved with a knife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, edjr said: I read carved with a knife If that's true, I hope they find that fock. But they won't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: If that's true, I hope they find that fock. But they won't. No no. I was saying like "I bet you people that read this, thats what they saw" I dont think it says that at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, edjr said: No no. I was saying like "I bet you people that read this, thats what they saw" I dont think it says that at all Ahh. Gotcha. Either way. Leave the poor thing alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted January 12, 2021 I read that the manatee did it a sign of support for Trump. It’s planning to storm the beaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted January 12, 2021 I bet that thing is armed!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gladiators said: I read that the manatee did is a sign of support for Trump. It’s planning to storm the beaches. Now they will want to get him fired from his job of coming up for air and getting hit with boat propellers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,934 Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Ahh. Gotcha. Either way. Leave the poor thing alone. Agreed, they could have made the same point by just tying a MAGA hat to it's head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,399 Posted January 12, 2021 It swam all the way from Fishtown? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,503 Posted January 12, 2021 Ive seen people on twitter shave f trump on their dogs. Ive seen people teach their young children to say f trump for 4 years. But this gets the only play. Thats social media in a nutshell. Agree leave animals alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: It swam all the way from Fishtown? Only 15 posts before it starts, but that's pretty funny. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 13, 2021 Manatee Smollett. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 888 Posted January 13, 2021 14 hours ago, RLLD said: I bet that thing is armed!! I think they have fins Ray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted January 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Herbivore said: I think they have fins Ray I am speaking my truth....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted January 13, 2021 Mantitties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted January 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: Mantitties Why bring swerski into this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 811 Posted January 13, 2021 That's funny. Some manatees are (illegally) fed by people and get extra friendly to any boater they find to beg for food. I once tried to turn a manatee into a carnivore by feeding it a live shrimp, but no dice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,399 Posted January 13, 2021 It’s said that much like sailors who had been out at sea too long would have a mirage that a dolphin was a mermaid, sailors from Fishtown suffer the same illusion with manatees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,063 Posted January 13, 2021 Was probably a fancy Trump propeller on a boat. Also, those fatties have such a thick fat layer they probably didnt even feel it otherwise you would have never made it past the T before it started flipping around and took off. Even manatees are for TRUMP!! Wait..do we have to change their name because it starts with man? Fock this country!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted January 13, 2021 If that said "Biden", we all know that the message would be, "See, even the marine life believe in Biden.", right? But, since it's Trump... PROSECUTION!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 13, 2021 2 hours ago, GobbleDog said: That's funny. Some manatees are (illegally) fed by people and get extra friendly to any boater they find to beg for food. I once tried to turn a manatee into a carnivore by feeding it a live shrimp, but no dice. Back when I worked on the waterfront we would unload orange concentrate from ships in Port Canaveral. Some would get dropped or what not and the concentrate would make its way to a place on the dock where it could leak into the shipping canal. Man the manatee's loved it. They would just sit under that spot and eat it as it was falling. Longshoremen aren't the smartest of people. One of them saw the manatee and said, "What's that?". I said "It's a manatee." "A what?" "A manatee. You know, a sea cow." "Man that ain't no cow. That's some sort of turtle or something." Another time it Tampa. Some were getting some wood from a wood pile to shore up some cargo. One came to me and said, "We can't get the wood. There's a monster in the wood pile." Um, OK. So I went to check it out. It was an iguana. Probably came off one of the banana boats. But to him, it was a monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 888 Posted January 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Even manatees are for TRUMP!! He did hire one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted January 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Herbivore said: I think they have fins Ray Flippers and a tail; no fins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 888 Posted January 13, 2021 30 minutes ago, BiPolarBear said: Flippers and a tail; no fins. aww crap, about to be cancelled by Manatees. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted January 13, 2021 wow this whole thread fails cause HT hasn't called this MDC's wife yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted January 13, 2021 23 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: It swam all the way from Fishtown? 2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: wow this whole thread fails cause HT hasn't called this MDC's wife yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted January 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Gladiators said: ahh my bad I didnt catch that coded reference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 13, 2021 I bet it was drunk when it got that tattoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted January 14, 2021 16 hours ago, fandandy said: I bet it was drunk when it got that tattoo. How drunk was thins dude? https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/877992/confirmed-the-philadelphia-eagles-will-be-back-to-back-to-back-super-bowl-champions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted January 14, 2021 20 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Was probably a fancy Trump propeller on a boat. Also, those fatties have such a thick fat layer they probably didnt even feel it otherwise you would have never made it past the T before it started flipping around and took off. Even manatees are for TRUMP!! Wait..do we have to change their name because it starts with man? Fock this country!! Does blubber not contain as much sensation? I guarantee you that if you pinch my lub handles, I'll screech like a schoolgirl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites