I foresee myself as an eagle in my next life

[fricker66 91]

I like to fish, but in order to be a good eagle, I will need to overcome my fear of heights.  Thoughts?

[fandandy 3,311]

Would be cool but based on the odds you have a better chance of coming back as a fly.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

Don’t throw any games then. It’s not a good look. 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Not a stretch given that your mom is constantly in a spread eagle position.  

[GutterBoy 2,277]

Be prepared to be injured a lot, and lose.

[t.j 35]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Be prepared to be injured a lot, and lose.

[t.j 35]

Have you considered reincarnating as a Great Blue Heron? It's a wading bird with a skinny neck, probably more your style.

[GutterBoy 2,277]

Just now, t.j said:

Have you considered reincarnating as a Great Blue Heron? It's a wading bird with a skinny neck, probably more your style.

I read that they also enjoy the Wizard of Oz

[edjr 5,556]

Drums, bass, lead guitar, maybe the maracas guy?

[fricker66 91]

Nice one, t.j.!

[kutulu 1,545]

With fangs? 

[wiffleball 4,638]

24 minutes ago, edjr said:

Drums, bass, lead guitar, maybe the maracas guy?

Better start practicing Hotel California.

[porkbutt 861]

1 hour ago, fricker66 said:

I like to fish, but in order to be a good eagle, I will need to overcome my fear of heights.  Thoughts?

there's probably gay eagles

[edjr 5,556]

9 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

there's probably gay eagles

with red hair

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

An osprey/sea hawk may be a better choice.

 

[porkbutt 861]

34 minutes ago, edjr said:

with red hair

somewhere out there drobeskis just dyin' to comment on my reply

[edjr 5,556]

52 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

somewhere out there drobeskis just dyin' to comment on my reply

2 ez

[SUXBNME 1,324]

 

[TBayXXXVII 2,114]

1 hour ago, porkbutt said:

there's probably gay eagles

Well, you'd have to think so considering that there are gay bees.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Did Fricker just come out as a furry?

[kutulu 1,545]

3 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Did Fricker just come out as a furry?

He got his fantasy sites confused

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Now I'm wondering if he was growing onions or if that's some sort of furry code for something. 

[MedStudent 56]

6 hours ago, fricker66 said:

I like to fish, but in order to be a good eagle, I will need to overcome my fear of heights.  Thoughts?

I think if you could fly, you would get over the fear of heights. It’s really a fear of falling and if you could fly, that may go away. 

[t.j 35]

17 hours ago, MedStudent said:

I think if you could fly, you would get over the fear of heights. It’s really a fear of falling and if you could fly, that may go away. 

That's a very good point. But if anyone is qualified to be a bald eagle in their next life, it's me.

[Kopy 489]

I wanna be a banana. I've been told what hot milfs do. 

 

[taco breath 419]

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