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We do appreciate it.  But where do we even start?  🤔

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4 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Just to help some of you out and I still need my wings like Clarence.

Go Fock Yourself

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Welcome Back Bert!

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4 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

God will enlighten you soon and blessed you with his number 777.

Can he bless me with three more before the Powerball drawing?  :ninja:

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17 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

God will enlighten you soon and blessed you with his number 777.

 

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On 1/15/2021 at 9:02 PM, BeenHereBefore said:

Money is the root of all evil.

I'm thinking God would like you to quote it right, it's the love of money is the root of all evil.

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30 minutes ago, nzoner said:

I'm thinking God would like you to quote it right, it's the love of money is the root of all evil.

Don't need to you just did.Thanks!

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So, I remember the first black wh0re I chopped into pieces in a tree shredder. I called her Chocolate Chippy. Whooo!! Fun times. Hot soup.

BeenHereBefore seems uptight. Like when your daddy died from cancer. Or at least that is what you have to assume, because he left to buy cigarettes, and never came back.

I suspect that your assh0le is puckered tight, like a carnival machine gripping tight onto the worthless stuffed animals that the marks are trying to win in a claw game, like a greedy backside trying to cling desperately onto the invading...oh, wait, those machines aren't tight at all. Actually, they are kind of sloppy and loose. Thoughts and prayers.

 

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