Why would any normal person want to delete history?

[Utilit99 4,099]

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

To protect their feelings?

[KSB2424 3,083]

Ask Karl Marx

[kutulu 1,545]

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man

[JustinCharge 2,397]

My theory is the difference between an animal and a sentient being is that animals lie.  Humans lie like crazy.  We are intelligent animals, not sentient beings.

[jerryskids 5,192]

My daughter took her laptop in to get repaired, so I gave her my personal one to use for a few days.  I thought it prudent to delete my history.   

[5-Points 2,726]

12 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

My theory is the difference between an animal and a sentient being is that animals lie.  Humans lie like crazy.  We are intelligent animals, not sentient beings.

Animals don't lie. You can always count on an animal doing what is in their best interest. 

[Gladiators 1,904]

 Because they want to repeat it?

[DonS 3,067]

36 minutes ago, kutulu said:

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man

Oh no! there goes Tokyo.

 

[fandandy 3,311]

43 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Animals don't lie. You can always count on an animal doing what is in their best interest. 

Sheep Lie!!!

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

52 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

My daughter took her laptop in to get repaired, so I gave her my personal one to use for a few days.  I thought it prudent to delete my history.   

He said “normal” person. You will have to sit this one out.

[jerryskids 5,192]

5 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

He said “normal” person. You will have to sit this one out.

My fetishes are considered normal now, praise be to the new HHS secretary.   

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

My fetishes are considered normal now, praise be to the new HHS secretary.   

 

I am waiting for a midget in the cabinet. Er, I mean “little person”.

[5-Points 2,726]

19 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Sheep Lie!!!

After you push them to the edge of the cliff, you gotta finish up and push them over. 

 

[frank 2,144]

2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

After you push them to the edge of the cliff, you gotta finish up and push them over. 

 

 Ewe would say that. 

[5-Points 2,726]

12 minutes ago, frank said:

 Ewe would say that. 

Aye! 

[OldMaid 1,838]

25 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

After you push them to the edge of the cliff, you gotta finish up and push them over. 

 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

If you delete history, then something has to fill the void. And if you’re the one deleting it, you’re then one that gets to fill the void. 

[5-Points 2,726]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

If you delete history, then something has to fill the void. And if you’re the one deleting it, you’re then one that gets to fill the void. 

Best case scenario it gets filled with Romeo Void. 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

23 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Best case scenario it gets filled with Romeo Void. 

 

Might it be better? 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

29 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Best case scenario it gets filled with Romeo Void. 

 

I might like you better if we slept together. 

[OldMaid 1,838]

7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Might it be better? 

Definitely for the sheep. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

2 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

I might like you better if we slept together. 

Creepy. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Creepy. 

You don't get the reference. Sorry it's above your mental pay grade of minimum wage.

Ha!

Boom!

Pow!

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

Just now, Rusty Syringes said:

You don't get the reference. Sorry it's above your mental pay grade of minimum wage.

Ha!

Boom!

Pow!

I don’t? I referred to the song before you did. I’m talking about your emoji combined with the quote from the song. Creepy. Stop it. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

2 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Animals don't lie. You can always count on an animal doing what is in their best interest. 

Animals lie constantly.  I like the one where they taught the gorilla sign language and then it smashed a sink or something and then it blamed it on a kitten using sign language.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I don’t? I referred to the song before you did. I’m talking about your emoji combined with the quote from the song. Creepy. Stop it. 

There is something in your eyes that says maybe. 

[taco breath 419]

To repent support for trump

[Utilit99 4,099]

14 minutes ago, taco breath said:

To repent support for trump

Or in your case, to hide that you are a pedophile.

[taco breath 419]

4 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Or in your case, to hide that you are a pedophile.

How old are you?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

2 minutes ago, taco breath said:

How old are you?

Not old enough to vote

[taco breath 419]

2 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Not old enough to vote