Tiger Woods in rollover crash

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Sooo...Steel Panther wrote a song about Tiger quite awhile ago.  Wanna hear it?
Here it goes 
(NSFW...Boobage) L:yrics below...Seriously...Listen to the lyrics and understand how long ago this was.  Fukkin perfect

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah

 

[KSB2424 3,082]

I love titties as much as the next guy, but that is juvenile. 

Now I will give two points for originality for the lyrics. 

Overall, C+

[JustinCharge 2,397]

8 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

I think I'll wait before making any judgments.  It was 7:12am.  An animal could have run out in front of him, he could have just nodded off, it could be something related to his recent back surgery, it literally could be anything.  

Prayers up.

I have seen coyotes up there.  Pretty odd when you think about it because its totally surrounded by urban areas.  But they are there.   Its more rural up there with a golf course etc.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

I love titties as much as the next guy, but that is juvenile. 

Now I will give two points for originality for the lyrics. 

Overall, C+

Just a C+  ?

Mebbe we just don't have the same musical tastes.  
Believe it or not, those freakshows are actually considered by real musicians as one of the most talented bands there are, even though they are by and large a "parody" band.

On the other hand, KSB, I give you an A+ for actually watching it and giving your opinion on it. 

Also, I'm prolly as big of a Tiger fan as you are and todays news kinda hit me harder than it should have as I'm pretty sure it did you, too. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

3 hours ago, wiffleball said:

THIS is why Kobe used a helicopter.

I was driving in Calabasas that morning maybe 2-3 hours before the Kobe crash maybe 1-2 miles from where he went down.  The fog was thicker than I've ever seen.  I literally could not see past the hood of my vehicle.   It felt unsafe, I went home.

[OldMaid 1,838]

4 hours ago, wiffleball said:

THIS is why Kobe used a helicopter.

  This is why we  you.

 

End thread.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

7 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

  This is why we  you.

 

End thread.

Yep. He is a literary golden god more often than not 

[Gepetto 979]

Update on Tiger's condition:  https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/1364447580520738820/photo/1  

Also, I never had a Tiger Woods Rookie Card and was planning to buy one today before I knew about the accident.  Not sure why I waited 20 years.  Was planning to spend about $125 or so.  Best I could do was $299.  Cards on ebay were being sold either before or as I clicked on each listing.  They tripled today in price.  Oh well, got one now.

 

 

[KSB2424 3,082]

5 hours ago, Gepetto said:

Update on Tiger's condition:  https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/1364447580520738820/photo/1  

Also, I never had a Tiger Woods Rookie Card and was planning to buy one today before I knew about the accident.  Not sure why I waited 20 years.  Was planning to spend about $125 or so.  Best I could do was $299.  Cards on ebay were being sold either before or as I clicked on each listing.  They tripled today in price.  Oh well, got one now.

 

 

Fock.  

[bandrus1 413]

6 hours ago, Gepetto said:

Update on Tiger's condition:  https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/1364447580520738820/photo/1  

Also, I never had a Tiger Woods Rookie Card and was planning to buy one today before I knew about the accident.  Not sure why I waited 20 years.  Was planning to spend about $125 or so.  Best I could do was $299.  Cards on ebay were being sold either before or as I clicked on each listing.  They tripled today in price.  Oh well, got one now.

 

 

I was in a small shop the other day and a guy in the shop has a black lable woods rookie. Needs to sell asap

[Utilit99 4,099]

Opinions and speculation are not wanted on this earth. It should be illegal because they hurt a bunch of pansy liberals. 

What's wrong with saying "I'm not surprised"? Jeez. 

 

CNN sports anchor Andy Scholes was forced to walk back remarks he made on air Tuesday after golf star Tiger Woods was injured in a car wreck. 

Scholes appeared on the cable network to weigh in on the accident shortly after news broke that a car driven by Woods had tumbled off a steep road in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. With little information available about the accident, Scholes speculated that the sports legend's past use of painkillers may have had something to do with the accident

"What are your thoughts right now?" CNN anchor Brianna Keilar asked Scholes.

"I mean, Brianna, you know, stunned I guess but not entirely surprised by what we're seeing here," he answered. "You know, Tiger in 2017 was found by police pulled over on the side of the road asleep in his car. He had said he had taken a lot of painkillers at that time, because we all know Tiger has gone under a lot of surgeries over the years and painkillers have become part of his life."

 

 

"You should not have the platform to communicate with others..."

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-sports-anchor-andy-scholes-tiger-woods-car-wreck-painkillers

 

[Alias Detective 1,179]

2 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Opinions and speculation are not wanted on this earth. It should be illegal because they hurt a bunch of pansy liberals. 

What's wrong with saying "I'm not surprised"? Jeez. 

 

CNN sports anchor Andy Scholes was forced to walk back remarks he made on air Tuesday after golf star Tiger Woods was injured in a car wreck. 

Scholes appeared on the cable network to weigh in on the accident shortly after news broke that a car driven by Woods had tumbled off a steep road in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. With little information available about the accident, Scholes speculated that the sports legend's past use of painkillers may have had something to do with the accident

"What are your thoughts right now?" CNN anchor Brianna Keilar asked Scholes.

"I mean, Brianna, you know, stunned I guess but not entirely surprised by what we're seeing here," he answered. "You know, Tiger in 2017 was found by police pulled over on the side of the road asleep in his car. He had said he had taken a lot of painkillers at that time, because we all know Tiger has gone under a lot of surgeries over the years and painkillers have become part of his life."

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-sports-anchor-andy-scholes-tiger-woods-car-wreck-painkillers

 

You bitc# about everything.

[Utilit99 4,099]

8 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

You bitc# about everything.

 

[bandrus1 413]

16 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

You bitc# about everything.

Definitely true

[Utilit99 4,099]

39 minutes ago, bandrus1 said:

Definitely true

Look at the whiners whining about someone getting accosted by liberals for some kind of perceived "hate speech" and told he should no longer be able to communicate with others. 

[Kopy 489]

8 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

I love titties as much as the next guy, but that is juvenile. 

Now I will give two points for originality for the lyrics. 

Overall, C+

The only reason I looked was because I was promised titties.

It was worth my time.

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Has his head feld off yet? 

[Gepetto 979]

2 hours ago, bandrus1 said:

I was in a small shop the other day and a guy in the shop has a black lable woods rookie. Needs to sell asap

Yea now is the time to sell that for a shop.

[Mr. Hand 482]

14 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

I kinda like HT.  To each their own I guess.  

I wasn’t referring to HT. I apologize 

[Gladiators 1,904]

Fock COVID!!!!!!!

[Bert 1,087]

Maybe they will put a number 3 on the side of the scooter he uses to cruz around the Masters.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

The leg injuries sound so bad that I can't imagine he'll be playing at the Masters again.

[Fireballer 2,369]

He should see Alex Smiths doctors ASAP.

[GobbleDog 816]

20 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

He was going too fast. Good enough for me. You think the car just went into a ditch by itself? A kid chasing a ball ran into the road? I’ll go ahead and make the call that it was his fault.  

Tiger is one of  ??? 40% ??? of drivers on the road today who absolutely suck at driving.  Too fast, too close, no attention.

Slow - defensive drivers never end up in that ditch. A rural, lightly traveled, 4-lane, divided road... on a clear day.  I'd have to blow three tires, while a monster truck and semi cut me off simultaneously for that to possibly happen.  Even then, no.

[edjr 5,547]

Boy it pays to be rich and a celebrity

 

The cause of Tiger Woods' crash has been determined but details yet to be released publicly

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/04/01/golf/tiger-woods-police-crash-investigation-spt-intl/index.html

[bostonlager 2,457]

Did it on purpose. Trying to play the Augusta in the sky. 

[edjr 5,547]

1 minute ago, bostonlager said:

Did it on purpose. Trying to play the Augusta in the sky. 

There was no breaking or skid marks. Dude passed out or fell asleep

[bostonlager 2,457]

9 minutes ago, edjr said:

There was no breaking or skid marks. Dude passed out or fell asleep

1. Passed out

2. Fell asleep

3. Tried to kill himself

4. Playing with his phone

 

I don't see any other options. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,595]

Ambien. Mix race privilege. 

[bostonlager 2,457]

The Asian half of TW could just be a shittty driver like the rest of them. 

[edjr 5,547]

4 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

1. Passed out

2. Fell asleep

3. Tried to kill himself

4. Playing with his phone

 

I don't see any other options. 

Even if you are on your phone, you would hit the breaks before hitting a tree

[edjr 5,547]

1 minute ago, bostonlager said:

The Asian half of TW could just be a shittty driver like the rest of them. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

Chris explains Tigers wreck.

 

[Reality 2,710]

Definitely passed out, asleep, whatever. Thankfully nobody else was involved. I don't really need to know the details, dude was an absolute trainwreck on TV the day before. That was all I needed to see to know what happened. It's Pills, it's always been the pills and self medicating the pain.

[edjr 5,547]

14 minutes ago, Reality said:

Definitely passed out, asleep, whatever. Thankfully nobody else was involved. I don't really need to know the details, dude was an absolute trainwreck on TV the day before. That was all I needed to see to know what happened. It's Pills, it's always been the pills and self medicating the pain.

+1

[Cruzer 1,992]

42 minutes ago, Reality said:

Definitely passed out, asleep, whatever. Thankfully nobody else was involved. I don't really need to know the details, dude was an absolute trainwreck on TV the day before. That was all I needed to see to know what happened. It's Pills, it's always been the pills and self medicating the pain.

He literally looked like a Disney character or something. I was like, wow - wtf? 

[edjr 5,547]

3 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

He literally looked like a Disney character or something. I was like, wow - wtf? 

 

High AF. Fallin asleep at the mic, forget the wheel

[TheNewGirl 1,020]

yeah, I too think it's always been pills. Poor guy. Hope he gets help. 

[Cruzer 1,992]

14 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

High AF. Fallin asleep at the mic, forget the wheel

[Fireballer 2,369]

Looks like the Big Cat was testing out the high speed handling of his SUV