cmh6476 750 Posted February 26, 2021 So this morning I'm backing out, notice the trash wasn't put out so I hit the garage door, try to stop it again, it's starting to go down and I finally get it stopped where I can still get under it. I hop out of the car to duck under the garage door and notice I didn't put the car in park and it's slowly rolling toward the garage door with my door still open. With my cat like reflexes, I jump back in and slam on the brakes with less than a foot between the car and the door. With less than a probably 6% success rate, I nailed it and saved my car and my door. If I had shut the car door after exiting I would have been Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,037 Posted February 26, 2021 Yes. That story is definitely an indication of you still having it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 That some Indiana Jones Sh!t there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,851 Posted February 27, 2021 Epic. A situation like that rarely goes right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 27, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Have what? Herpes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,189 Posted February 27, 2021 I was expecting you to wake up in the morning next to some chick with 38 DDDDDDDDDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I was expecting you to wake up in the morning next to some chick with 38 DDDDDDDDDs. Or a Tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 Yea serious though I thought the post also was going to be about him scoring a hottie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 27, 2021 I thought it was going to be about the clap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted February 27, 2021 I thought it was a toof update Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted February 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, kutulu said: I thought it was a toof update He lost that toof in a Super Bowl bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted February 27, 2021 5 hours ago, cmh6476 said: So this morning I'm backing out, notice the trash wasn't put out so I hit the garage door, try to stop it again, it's starting to go down and I finally get it stopped where I can still get under it. I hop out of the car to duck under the garage door and notice I didn't put the car in park and it's slowly rolling toward the garage door with my door still open. With my cat like reflexes, I jump back in and slam on the brakes with less than a foot between the car and the door. With less than a probably 6% success rate, I nailed it and saved my car and my door. If I had shut the car door after exiting I would have been My lezbaru takes care of that for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted February 27, 2021 3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said: Yea serious though I thought the post also was going to be about him scoring a hottie. Some slut classmate from high school who's now 48, twice divorced, 220 lbs, smokes three packs a day, and has four kids by four dads, three of them in prison. Ah but we were wrong. His quick reflexes bailed out his failing brain and saved him from unnecessary auto and home repairs. And so, good for him. Whatever it takes. Nothing to see here. I had a similar experience the day before last. Wife in the upstairs bathroom forever while MiL in the downstairs bathroom forever. I live in an apartment building, it's not like I have a backyard. So, I found an empty plastic bottle and didn't spill a drop, disposed of it discretely. Problem solved, move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 41 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Some slut classmate from high school who's now 48, twice divorced, 220 lbs, smokes three packs a day, and has four kids by four dads, three of them in prison. Ah but we were wrong. His quick reflexes bailed out his failing brain and saved him from unnecessary auto and home repairs. And so, good for him. Whatever it takes. Nothing to see here. I had a similar experience the day before last. Wife in the upstairs bathroom forever while MiL in the downstairs bathroom forever. I live in an apartment building, it's not like I have a backyard. So, I found an empty plastic bottle and didn't spill a drop, disposed of it discretely. Problem solved, move on. That was still Indiana Jones crap how he snuck under the garage door before it completely closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted February 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: That was still Indiana Jones crap how he snuck under the garage door before it completely closed. CMh may be on his way to needing to start factoring in an extra half hour each day to give himself time to look for his wallet and keys before he leaves the house, but at least he can still pull off that Indiana Jones sliding under the garage door move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Voltaire said: CMh may be on his way to needing to start factoring in an extra half hour each day to give himself time to look for his wallet and keys before he leaves the house, but at least he can still pull off that Indiana Jones sliding under the garage door move. You talk about him like he is Joe Biden. He probably only needs 25 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 27, 2021 Reflexes are there but have alzheimer's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted February 27, 2021 2 hours ago, bandrus1 said: Reflexes are there but have alzheimer's Hopefully he can still sniff hair Like Biden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted February 27, 2021 Wow, it sounds like a scene right out of a Bourne film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted February 27, 2021 Ring Doorbell footage or it didn't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 750 Posted February 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Mookz said: Ring Doorbell footage or it didn't happen. I don't pay the $30 a year or whatever it is to she the recordings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
