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10 hours ago, fandandy said:

God, these focking people...

 

She reads FFToday? :shocking:

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40 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

“Hey, Milana, how’s it going?  So here’s the deal.  You aren’t exactly the Daniel Day Lewis of actresses.  Honestly, we don’t care if you say a single word, we just liked you because you were hot in a girl next door way.  Now you are getting a little pudgy.  If you are preggo, that is cool, we can deal with that.  But if so you are being very hush hush about it, and now you are giving us this attitude like you are depriving us of pics of pudgy maybe preggo you.  I feel confident that I speak for the males of the world in saying... whatever, we aren’t really interested in those pics, except for some fetish freaks.  And if you never feel safe again, rest assured that there are thousands of women on the internet as hot as you who are willing to share their pictures with us, so don’t worry about us, we’ll be fine.

Yours truly,

Jerryskids”

Awesome.  I wish we could send this to her somehow.

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🤣🤣🤣

This story ended way better than I thought it would....

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...a mullet wearing, clown makeup clad toad that is 3 cheeseburgers away from being Kathleen Turner. I'd rather remove my hog with a zest grater before sticking it her rotting fish bucket. I'd tie her up in a corner, and make her watch me fock a flesh light with the label "sexier than Lily".

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2 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

Would anyone even know who she was except for her titties, which she had nothing to do with? 

 

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On 3/27/2021 at 7:48 AM, fandandy said:

I genuinely hate humanity anymore.  We are so self-absorbed and annoying.  I'm rooting for Covid.  

im still on the aids bandwagon.

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On 3/27/2021 at 9:45 AM, fandandy said:

God, these focking people...

 

So is she pregnant or not?

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2 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

So is she pregnant or not?

I think we've lost the privilege of finding out.  

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1 hour ago, TimHauck said:

So is she pregnant or not?

Now I leaning fat.  And totally bs crazy. 

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2 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Now I leaning fat.  And totally bs crazy. 

I hope just fat.  That would be great.  She is prolly so pissed.

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she's always been a Snickers or two away from Fudgie the Whale status ... and, well - now she's beached. 

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Fingers crossed that she'll wise up and realize that she is irrelevant without hetero men liking her for her cute face and awesome tittays.  Then in order to "prove" that she has the "power" she hits the gym and then posts some empowering nekkid pics. :banana:

 

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11 hours ago, TimHauck said:

So is she pregnant or not?

She's pregnant.  Lily and I are expecting the baby to get here in June.

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I don’t think she’s preggers. She’s showing up on my Directv screen saver and she’s a moose.

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49 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Cool.  Who's the father?

Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

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