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Anyone Here Ever Ate A Stripper?

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I mean, besides philybear. 

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12 minutes ago, MDC said:

Your mom?

Well if she did, she never told me about it.  :(

 

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I'll have a couple swigs of this every now and again (to keep me regular), but that's about it.  :dunno:

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4 hours ago, vuduchile said:

No.  You gotta draw the line somewhere.

Ass only?

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Had a stripper who was a famous porn star attempt to give me a lollipop that had been in a very bad place a moment earlier as she was on stage. I passed. 

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1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Had a stripper who was a famous porn star attempt to give me a lollipop that had been in a very bad place a moment earlier as she was on stage. I passed. 

You should have just told her 480. 

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9 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Had a stripper who was a famous porn star attempt to give me a lollipop that had been in a very bad place a moment earlier as she was on stage. I passed. 

I was at a Thai ping pong show last year in Bangkok. Chick wanted us to pull six feet of ribbon out of her cooch. We passed, but my dad did it. Watching that made my soul hurt a little. That and watching him spank a hooker with pipe insulation.  

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I seen a stripper pick up a stack of 8 quarters with her twat muscles once. Dumbarse me I brought dollar bills instead of quarters that night.

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i like stripper. nice white meat. grilled or baked with some bread crumbs. stripper cakes are really good too.

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1 hour ago, porkbutt said:

i like stripper. nice white meat. grilled or baked with some bread crumbs. stripper cakes are really good too.

Which race of stripper goes best with fava beans and a nice chianti? 

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Sucked nips once......And right after I am thinking...Ummmm...bad idea.  

Not the first time my cack has made bad decisions however.

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6 minutes ago, DonS said:

Which race of stripper goes best with fava beans and a nice chianti? 

only one kind of stripper i know of. although there are hybrids.

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