Can we get a racist joke thread started here ?

[Mike Isles 583]

 

Go !

[5-Points 2,726]

Put Velcro on the ceiling 

[5-Points 2,726]

Neighbor 

[Drizzay 645]

Ees a hambush! 

[Mike Honcho 4,015]

In before the 

[DonS 3,067]

How does every racist joke start?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By first looking around to make sure none of them are near by. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

We've don't this many times before. 

 

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pilot you racist fock. 

[Kopy 489]

If we can't do a left or right. We certainly can't be racist either.

It doesn't matter how funny it is. 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

Purple! 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

There once was a geek from Nantucket...

[bostonlager 2,462]

Take your foot of its head 

[5-Points 2,726]

Irene

[bostonlager 2,462]

A gorilla sh1t on his head. 

[bostonlager 2,462]

When dog sh1t gets old, it turns white and quits stinking. 

[GobbleDog 816]

What do you call a black Pope?

 

 

The Poop  

[bostonlager 2,462]

Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,577]

I’ll just have a coke 

[5-Points 2,726]

Throw them a basketball.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

“We ain’t found sh1t” 

[bostonlager 2,462]

P.O.N.T.I.A.C.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

I thought just about every news story from CNN WAS a racist joke.  DO you want us to just link their "news" articles?

[5-Points 2,726]

What do you call a white guy who tried hard in school, shows up to work on time, busts his ass everyday, takes care of his family, saves money when possible and pays taxes to support all those who don't?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Privileged

[bostonlager 2,462]

This machine made rice crispies way before Kellogg’s did. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

On 3/28/2021 at 5:38 PM, 5-Points said:

What do you call a white guy who tried hard in school, shows up to work on time, busts his ass everyday, takes care of his family, saves money when possible and pays taxes to support all those who don't?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Privileged

Or....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Racist.

[Mike Isles 583]

Because they have pubic hair on their head. 

[Mike Isles 583]

The Bucket

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

“ I don’t fit no subscription” 

[BufordT 371]

ho dee doe, ho dee doe

[bostonlager 2,462]

How do we know? You ever take a rib from a ******?"