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When is the last time you vigorously masturbated ??

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I guess this guy is interested in knowing sexual details about you all. Kinda gross actually.

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I usually just stand behind someone on a really crowded bus  & rub up against her every time we hit a railroad crossing.

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1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

I guess this guy is interested in knowing sexual details about you all. Kinda gross actually.

Was a spermoff- I really don’t care what you and your boyfriend do behind closed doors. Although like you said. It’s kinda gross probably 

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My cardiologist just told me to avoid vigorous activity.

 

Instead, he wrote me out of prescription for a service dog and a gallon of peanut butter each month.

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When have I not?

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Well apparently, these days I have to respect my and it's wishes and only when it has the ability to make clear consent am I allowed to touch it. but if it' suddenly shout stop in the middle of things, God damn if I don't have to quit. I hate this world.

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8 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

My cardiologist just told me to avoid vigorous activity.

 

Instead, he wrote me out of prescription for a service dog and a gallon of peanut butter each month.

Damn. I was only using a toilet paper roll/peanut butter and a small hamster. 
 

Oh wait you got your dog to blow you ? Write a book dude. 

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5 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

Damn. I was only using a toilet paper roll/peanut butter and a small hamster. 
 

Oh wait you got your dog to blow you ? Write a book dude. 

It really was tragic. Nobody else wanted to adopt her. Just Because she didn't have any teeth.

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Last night while watching your mom's webcam.  I didn't know they made d1ldos that large. :shocking:

 

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30 minutes ago, DonS said:

Last night while watching your mom's webcam.  I didn't know they made d1ldos that large. :shocking:

 

Was it black with huge veins ? Otherwise I call BS. 

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14 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Not to get to personal but it's difficult to slow play it.  

I dunno, sometimes I'm in the mood for a little romance, without it having to go somewhere, you know?  🥀

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I jiggle my bean every day, sometimes twice. More satisfying than husband I shed years ago.

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On 4/2/2021 at 9:18 PM, Sandy Loam said:

I jiggle my bean every day, sometimes twice. More satisfying than husband I shed years ago.

Well hello there.  😍

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6 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Well hello there.  😍

You have no idea.

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23 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

You have no idea.

Let's change that.  😏

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1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

phag.

Dumb post as usual. Please put my on ignore so we don’t have to do this anymore 

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On 4/2/2021 at 7:05 PM, wiffleball said:

I usually just stand behind someone on a really crowded bus  & rub up against her every time we hit a railroad crossing.

Happens alot in China.

I mean, I heard from a friend.

 

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