One Or The Other

[fandandy 3,311]

You have to choose one then ask your own.

Have sex with an excessively fat chick or an excessively skinny chick?

[Beaker15 111]

skinny

[Mike Isles 583]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

You have to choose one then ask your own.

Have sex with an excessively fat chick or an excessively skinny chick?

So I guess you are asking 400lbs vs 85lbs

[5-Points 2,715]

4 hours ago, fandandy said:

You have to choose one then ask your own.

Have sex with an excessively fat chick or an excessively skinny chick?

Hmmm....

So it's either fock a skinny chick and it looks like an alien is trying to escape from her stomach or pick a fold on a fat chick and go to town? 

Damn that's a tough one. 

I guess I'd have to go with skinny but it's a close call. 

[fandandy 3,311]

6 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Hmmm....

So it's either fock a skinny chick and it looks like an alien is trying to escape from her stomach or pick a fold on a fat chick and go to town? 

Damn that's a tough one. 

I guess I'd have to go with skinny but it's a close call. 

I think I'd choose the opposite.  We are talking Sally Struthers shames you into sending her money skinny.  I couldn't do it.  Close your eyes and the fatty might actually feel kinda good.

[5-Points 2,715]

Have to fock one:

a) Buck Angel 

b) Blaire White

 

 

 

 

[5-Points 2,715]

7 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I think I'd choose the opposite.  We are talking Sally Struthers shames you into sending her money skinny.  I couldn't do it.  Close your eyes and the fatty might actually feel kinda good.

I was thinking at least the skinny chick can wipe her own ass. You know, the one time a year she shits. 

[fandandy 3,311]

19 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Have to fock one:

a) Buck Angel 

b) Bailey Jay

 

 

 

 

I had to google it.  I knew that was too easy.  

How do you know these people?  You sick fock.  Now my google thinks I'm weird.  

[5-Points 2,715]

6 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I had to google it.  I knew that was too easy.  

How do you know these people?  You sick fock.  Now my google thinks I'm weird.  

 

I can't take credit for it. I think I heard it on Opie & Anthony years ago. 

One is an actual chick that looks like a total focking dood and the other is a dood that can look like a halfway decent chick.

 

[GobbleDog 815]

Quote

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My baby's got 'em.

- Spinal Tap

[Utilit99 4,099]

All day long:

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/happy-woman-enjoying-beach-relaxing-joyful-418758982

[5-Points 2,715]

3 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Have to fock one:

a) Buck Angel 

b) Blaire White

 

 

 

 

Ok, that one wasn't fair.

Choose one:

1) Spend 2 years alone

2) Never (not for one second) be alone for 2 years

 

 

[Mike Isles 583]

9 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

All day long:

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/happy-woman-enjoying-beach-relaxing-joyful-418758982

Keep dreaming. 

[Big Guy 1,400]

15 hours ago, fandandy said:

You have to choose one then ask your own.

Have sex with an excessively fat chick or an excessively skinny chick?

fat grosses me out 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

I kinda got rape by a big fat girl years ago. I was putting the rubber on and having second thoughts. She noticed I was and just grabbed me and stuck it in her and I finished quick just to get out of the situation. She also wrapped her big fat arms around my back. Worse minute of my life.

[fandandy 3,311]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I kinda got rape by a big fat girl years ago. I was putting the rubber on and having second thoughts. She noticed I was and just grabbed me and stuck it in her and I finished quick just to get out of the situation. She also wrapped her big fat arms around my back. Worse minute of my life.

I had Jack Daniels sex with a fat chick once.  She wasn't fat fat but she was fat enough fat.  Straight up Jack Daniels sex though.  I even went down on her.  Holy Fock.  She's one of the reasons I got sober.  

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

Keep dreaming. 

It's always the guys that never could get a hot chick in their whole life that say things like this. I feel bad for you.