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7 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

T @A is a big draw...look what it did for game of thrones.  

They didn't add all the sex and nudity to GoT just for the show as it was already in the books.

Adding it to Tolkien's works just for the show would definitely be out of character with the source material.

I'm all about dem tittays in TV shows but this would be a bit much even for me. 

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38 minutes ago, DonS said:

They didn't add all the sex and nudity to GoT just for the show as it was already in the books.

Adding it to Tolkien's works just for the show would definitely be out of character with the source material.

I'm all about dem tittays in TV shows but this would be a bit much even for me. 

I'd like to be able to watch a show with my. Children.

I find swearing and nudity adds zero to most films.

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So nudity is bad, but having blood and guts and slicing is okay for children?

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7 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Lord of the ¢ock Rings

Haha.  I was wondering why you simply wrote "Lord of the Rings" .  You made me go back and make sure I didn't screw up the acronym. 

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2 hours ago, DonS said:

They didn't add all the sex and nudity to GoT just for the show as it was already in the books.

 

Well, kinda... for instance the brothel was mentioned on maybe one page in one book, it became quite more pervasive in the TV series.  Basically they cranked all of the sex and nudity up to 11.  :cheers: 

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32 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Well, kinda... for instance the brothel was mentioned on maybe one page in one book, it became quite more pervasive in the TV series.  Basically they cranked all of the sex and nudity up to 11.  :cheers: 

Very true.  And this is why... 

https://andysambergstan.tumblr.com/post/183339315845/hbo-first-look-game-of-thrones-andy-on-snl-adam

 

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33 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Well, kinda... for instance the brothel was mentioned on maybe one page in one book, it became quite more pervasive in the TV series.  Basically they cranked all of the sex and nudity up to 11.  :cheers: 

Cranked up the ghey to a 12 :thumbsdown:

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6 hours ago, Cdub100 said:

I'd like to be able to watch a show with my. Children.

I find swearing and nudity adds zero to most films.

You can't even watch commercials half the time anymore.  Like the dishwasher detergent ones now where they "Do it every night."  We have evolved into sh1t.

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13 minutes ago, fandandy said:

You can't even watch commercials half the time anymore.  Like the dishwasher detergent ones now where they "Do it every night."  We have evolved into sh1t.

The worst thing about that commercial is that it doesn’t make sense. Even if using the dishwasher is more efficient than hand washing, it would still be better to wait until you had a full load of dishes. :dunno:

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14 minutes ago, frank said:

The worst thing about that commercial is that it doesn’t make sense. Even if using the dishwasher is more efficient than hand washing, it would still be better to wait until you had a full load of dishes. :dunno:

Right, and who leaves their focking water running the entire time they do dishes?  

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I have no idea who any of those women are, but after a quick IMDB check, there's not many I'd want to see naked. :bench:

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1 hour ago, fandandy said:

You can't even watch commercials half the time anymore.  Like the dishwasher detergent ones now where they "Do it every night."  We have evolved into sh1t.

Thank God we don't watch regular TV because you're absolutely right about commercials. Don't get me wrong I loved Game of Thrones S1-S5, Dexter and other adult shows. When I watch marvel shows and movies with my kid I find they could tell the same joke or make the same point without cuse words. Hell Thor 3 talked about having a gangbang. 

Fock Hollywood and all the perverts and immoral chosen people there.

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2 hours ago, DonS said:

Throbbits :lol:

 

 

2 hours ago, DonS said:

Throbbits :lol:

 

Did u read cast names??  D1ldo Saggins??  Hahahaha

Hymen Torn

Araporn

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17 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

 

Did u read cast names??  D1ldo Saggins??  Hahahaha

Hymen Torn

Araporn

Lol. No, I did not. Only read the synopsis and saw "Throbbits". 

If they were true to the source material they would have Tom "Bombadildo" as an overtly ghey character.  JFC he minced about thoughout the book.  So glad they skipped that part in the movies. 

And yes I'm a focking nerd for making a Tom Bombadil reference while also talking about p0rn.  :banana:

 

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