Rep Gohmert - R-TX 'Can you alter the orbit of the moon or earth to fight climate change'

[Mike Honcho 4,007]

Guess this is why he's not on any of the education committees.  

[Voltaire 4,552]

That poor forest service lady. Answering hypotheticals from Louis Gohmert is like philosophizing with Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds. There's a Dem who thought Guam would tip over if you put too much military weaponry there. We don't necessarily get out best and birghtest in Congress.

[Cdub100 3,366]

The only way is to send trillions of dollars to various organizations.

[Big Guy 1,400]

most of us know that climate change is a scam

[shorepatrol 1,735]

[wiffleball 4,631]

Well sure, but it involves half the planet doing push-ups at the same time as the other half jumps up really really high.

[Reality 2,710]

Damn, that was awesome and served his purpose perfectly. Focking genius.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, Reality said:

Damn, that was awesome and served his purpose perfectly. Focking genius.

That was brilliant. "You wanna change the climate bltch?, let us know when you figure out how to alter the orbits." 

[KSB2424 3,082]

1 hour ago, Reality said:

Damn, that was awesome and served his purpose perfectly. Focking genius.

He was totally being sarcastic to prove a point. 

[Djgb13 2,338]

11 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

He was totally being sarcastic to prove a point. 

And liberals are taking him SERIOUSLY  thats the problem. If Biden or Kameltoe said this it would be “she was being sarcastic! It was taken out of context!” Yet they got no problem trying to make it seem like he was serious. 
 

There’s a difference between special needs and retarded. Those people are retarded 

[Utilit99 4,099]

liberals are so Stupid. 

[wiffleball 4,631]

Sarcastic. Like Sheila Jackson Lee.

Why can't you just admit he's a f****** idiot?

 

I've called his office and even they don't claim that he was being sarcastic. So what do you got now?

 

Of course you're the same guys who think Mike the pillow guy is a genius too.Youdhave a lot lot more credibility if you just admitted that there are stupid people on both sides.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

Sarcastic. Like Sheila Jackson Lee.

Why can't you just admit he's a f****** idiot?

 

I've called his office and even they don't claim that he was being sarcastic. So what do you got now?

 

Of course you're the same guys who think Mike the pillow guy is a genius too.Youdhave a lot lot more credibility if you just admitted that there are stupid people on both sides.

 Liberals are so dumb. 

[RLLD 3,455]

Nice job trolling on his part......pretty well done....

[Mike Honcho 4,007]

Sarcasm...Trolling... 

Seems like a lot of you drank the bleach.

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

The OP thought that this was real?  

[Reality 2,710]

This thread made my day. Beautiful.

[Cdub100 3,366]

2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Sarcasm...Trolling... 

Seems like a lot of you drank the bleach.

Wait you thought this was real?  Holy fock!

[bostonlager 2,457]

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you ....

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

Gohmert is a whack job, no doubt. But anyone who didn’t get this is plain dumb. Congratulations dipshits. 

[DonS 3,063]

36 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Wait you thought this was real?  Holy fock!

 

[DonS 3,063]

The first thing BLM can do is stop burning stuff. 

Baby steps people. 

[Old School 360]

Even if he was serious- it’s no dumber than pretending we can somehow control the weather and stop the cyclical heating & cooling the planet has experienced since day one- by simply taxing everyone in developed countries while turning a blind eye to sh!thole countries like Chiner polluting as much as they want.

[Reality 2,710]

2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Gohmert is a whack job, no doubt. But anyone who didn’t get this is plain dumb. Congratulations dipshits. 

I went on Twitter after the OP posted this, it's comedy gold. You have to love how he snuck in BLM, GD that was beautiful...

We'll have get back with you on that!

I'm here for every bit of this. Absolutely fantastic.

[edjr 5,546]

The moon is made of cheese

[Reality 2,710]

24 minutes ago, edjr said:

The moon is made of cheese

Careful, some folks may think you're serious.

[edjr 5,546]

 

 

[lod001 1,235]

On 6/10/2021 at 7:37 AM, Mike Honcho said:

Sarcasm...Trolling... 

Seems like a lot of you drank the bleach.

LOL. You're a retard. You thought he was serious.

[RLLD 3,455]

7 minutes ago, lod001 said:

LOL. You're a retard. You thought he was serious.

This is what liberal minds tend to do, ignore context, sarcasm is as evil to the liberal mind as actual racism and stuff.  It's focking hilarious.

[edjr 5,546]

I am the most neutral person that posts here. I hate both sides and both sides have gone full retard.

I do not think he was being sarcastic. Watch his face, no smirk, nothing changes, he seems to ask that very seriously. 

[Reality 2,710]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

I am the most neutral person that posts here. I hate both sides and both sides have gone full retard.

I do not think he was being sarcastic. Watch his face, no smirk, nothing changes, he seems to ask that very seriously. 

That's the beauty of it. Asking BLM to adjust orbits is an all-timer. Don't be this easily had, I expect it from some here but, you're better than that.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

37 minutes ago, edjr said:

I am the most neutral person that posts here. I hate both sides and both sides have gone full retard.

I do not think he was being sarcastic. Watch his face, no smirk, nothing changes, he seems to ask that very seriously. 

Wow. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565]

total perfect sarcasm

 

[frank 2,144]

6 hours ago, edjr said:

The moon is made of cheese

The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees
The moon is disgusting, it's made of cheese
A wet cheese, left out in the cold
The moon is disgusting, or so I've been told

 

 

[tubby_mcgee 686]

On 6/10/2021 at 6:38 AM, avoiding injuries said:

The OP thought that this was real?  

OP has gotta be 60% retard.

You think he has a 2 inch thick tongue or the baggy eyes?

[IGotWorms 3,297]

 

[Baker Boy 1,477]

Look, the climate crisis is not our fight alone; it’s a global fight.  The United States accounts, as all of you know, less than 15 percent of carbon emissions.  The rest of the world accounts for 85 percent.  That’s why I kept my commitment to rejoin the Paris Accord — because if we do everything perfectly, it’s not going to ultimately matter. - Joe Biden

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2021/04/29/remarks-by-president-biden-in-address-to-a-joint-session-of-congress/

[IGotWorms 3,297]

31 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

Look, the climate crisis is not our fight alone; it’s a global fight.  The United States accounts, as all of you know, less than 15 percent of carbon emissions.  The rest of the world accounts for 85 percent.  That’s why I kept my commitment to rejoin the Paris Accord — because if we do everything perfectly, it’s not going to ultimately matter. - Joe Biden

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2021/04/29/remarks-by-president-biden-in-address-to-a-joint-session-of-congress/

Absolutely right. You agree?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565]

2 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Absolutely right. You agree?

no its what we have been saying, it is an absolute waste of a paris agreement, since no matter what we do its not going to matter

but hey donate more money to garbage

 

[IGotWorms 3,297]

6 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

no its what we have been saying, it is an absolute waste of a paris agreement, since no matter what we do its not going to matter

but hey donate more money to garbage

 

So your current take on global warming is why bother, we can’t do anything about it?

Seems a little defeatist, no?