You only get to have sex with one person for the rest of your life. Who is it?

[fandandy 3,311]

You are stuck on a deserted island. You have an old bottle of lube that never runs out. The problem is you can only have sex with one person? Who is it?

No best-of version, today's version of said individual and he/she would age normally.

Who do you choose?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

There's an awful lot of people on this "deserted island".

[MDC 5,877]

Seriously, my wife.  

Or your mom.

[nobody 2,032]

Donald Trump.  I love him dearly

[JustinCharge 2,397]

I'd probably just find the person most likely to build a raft that gets me home and not bother having sex with them.

[Voltaire 4,554]

Just now, JustinCharge said:

I'd probably just find the person most likely to build a raft that gets me home and not bother having sex with them.

Bear Grylls?

[Thornton Melon 542]

Myself. I know what I like.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

If she’s gonna age and it’s forever and the only one you’re gonna have, then you have no choice but to go comparatively young.

For me that probably means around the 25 yo range. So I’d probably have to go with a Bella Hadid or around there. But I’m not sure she’s strictly my type so I think I’m gonna end up with… Ariana Grande, is my final answer

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

I’m already in this situation. 

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Same answer as the deserted island music thread.  Yoko Ono.

[fandandy 3,311]

1 hour ago, JustinCharge said:

I'd probably just find the person most likely to build a raft that gets me home and not bother having sex with them.

I ain't building you sh!t if we ain't focking.

[Fireballer 2,369]

Gloria

@t.j. booker

[Cdub100 3,369]

13 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Gloria

@t.j. booker

I pick @t.j. booker he seems like a generous and giving lover.

[bostonlager 2,457]

I'd rather die. There is no possible way for me to bang the same chick and only that chick for the rest of my life. 

[Mookz 1,287]

53 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

I’m already in this situation. 

Your island gets great wifi.  

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

If she’s gonna age and it’s forever and the only one you’re gonna have, then you have no choice but to go comparatively young.

For me that probably means around the 25 yo range. So I’d probably have to go with a Bella Hadid or around there. But I’m not sure she’s strictly my type so I think I’m gonna end up with… Ariana Grande, is my final answer

thats the right call, gotta go with someone early 20's maybe 18, I am 46, she should be good for 30 years

 

[DonS 3,063]

So if I say "yer mom" does that mean I only get the OP's mom or ALL GC moms?   

Trying to find a USA for Africa type loophole. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

Seriously, my wife.  

Or your mom.

I have to go with your wife as well. But not for the sex. If things go bad and we run out of food I can always slice off some back fat from that slob.  

[posty 2,296]

51 minutes ago, DonS said:

So if I say "yer mom" does that mean I only get the OP's mom or ALL GC moms?   

Trying to find a USA for Africa type loophole. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 hours ago, MDC said:

Seriously, my wife.  

 Moooooo....

[IGotWorms 3,302]

39 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I have to go with your wife as well. But not for the sex. If things go bad and we run out of food I can always slice off some back fat from that slob.  

Way too far, @sshole

[vuduchile 1,940]

I've already committed to banging only my wife, so that's my answer.

 

[Strike 3,950]

18 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Way too far, @sshole

Both of those guys go over the line regularly.  Don't call him out unless you're gonna call MDC out as well.

[edjr 5,547]

Britney Spears

[Utilit99 4,099]

20 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Way too far, @sshole

Truth hurts huh?

[Strike 3,950]

18 minutes ago, edjr said:

Britney Spears

Funny you should mention her.   I haven't decided who I would pick for this question but she's up there.  She's gotta be a freak and still looks good.

[MDC 5,877]

52 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Way too far, @sshole

It’s fine I can take it.  

I wouldn’t pick Mrs. HT because her vagina is busted and she doesn’t even cook or clean - that’s HT’s job.

Might as well bring a volleyball and name it Wilson.  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

20 minutes ago, MDC said:

It’s fine I can take it.  

I wouldn’t pick Mrs. HT because her vagina is busted and she doesn’t even cook or clean - that’s HT’s job.

Might as well bring a volleyball and name it Wilson.  

Sad that worms thinks you need to be stuck up for. Lol. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

3 hours ago, MDC said:

Seriously, my wife.  

Or your mom.

Does your wife’s other baby daddy have a say? 

[IGotWorms 3,302]

9 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Sad that worms thinks you need to be stuck up for. Lol. 

I find it disgusting, really doesn’t matter to me what MDC thinks. Or you, when he does it. Both of you go too far with that sh1t

[MDC 5,877]

5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Both of you go too far with that sh1t

Only one of us cries about it later though.  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

15 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I find it disgusting, really doesn’t matter to me what MDC thinks. Or you, when he does it. Both of you go too far with that sh1t

I know. But you only call on e side out.  So either do both or stfu, ok? 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

12 minutes ago, MDC said:

Only one of us cries about it later though.  

Link? All I could find is you saying I called another geeks kid a retard, and crying about it, when it was actually you that did. Remember that one? Where you apologized for calling a geeks kid a retard, after accusing someone else of doing it? Typical scumbag behavior. 

[Mike Isles 583]

Dakota Skye

[Strike 3,950]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

I find it disgusting, really doesn’t matter to me what MDC thinks. Or you, when he does it. Both of you go too far with that sh1t

Yeah, cause you've never gone over the line. 

[IGotWorms 3,302]

9 minutes ago, Strike said:

Yeah, cause you've never gone over the line. 

I’m sure I have, and you have too, numerous times, as directed towards me.

What’s your point?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,594]

4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I’m sure I have, and you have too, numerous times, as directed towards me.

What’s your point?

You’re a hypocrite? 

[Cruzer 1,992]

She's 19, a rising star on the LPGA Tour - when we aren't focking she can help my with my game. 

Yealimi Noh (@yealiminoh) • Instagram photos and videos

[DonS 3,063]

14 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

She's 19, a rising star on the LPGA Tour - when we aren't focking she can help my with my game. 

Yealimi Noh (@yealiminoh) • Instagram photos and videos

Hopefully she doesn't laugh at you when you show her your short game. 

[peenie 1,690]

Half of you won’t be doing anything on that island because you’re going to have ED.