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Monica Lewinsky walks into a dry cleaner

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She tells the man behind the counter she has a dress that needs to be laundered.

The hard-of-hearing man responds with "come again?"

Ms. Lewinsky replies 

"No, just mayonnaise this time."

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Creepy joey walks into a room full of 72 ten year old girls. 

He says to himself, "Damn, the muslims were right all along".

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 If dip a cigar in that pudding anytime. Wearing a  beret of course.

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1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Creepy joey walks into a room full of 72 ten year old girls. 

He says to himself, "Damn, the muslims were right all along".

And you feel the need to tell other people they suffer from derangement syndrome.  Seriously, get some help.  

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4 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

And you feel the need to tell other people they suffer from derangement syndrome.  :lol:

Creepy joey's fetish with children is well documented. Your fetish with supporting it is also well documented.

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I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!”

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  Really? Why does a store that advertising open seven days a week that doesn’t close 365 days a year have locks on their doors? 

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6 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I ran into Monica about 6 months ago in Palm Springs

that woman is 1000x better looking now than she ever was with Clinton, absolutely gorgeous

 

https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/monica-lewinsky-20th-television-impeachment-american-crime-story-fx-1234996027/

 

I concur. 

Must have been all the facials she received :)

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7 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

And you feel the need to tell other people they suffer from derangement syndrome.  Seriously, get some help.  

Guilt trip activiated.  Liberal bot in panic mode.  0010101010101

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9 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I ran into Monica about 6 months ago in Palm Springs

that woman is 1000x better looking now than she ever was with Clinton, absolutely gorgeous

 

https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/monica-lewinsky-20th-television-impeachment-american-crime-story-fx-1234996027/

 

Cool story and always thought she was a cute heifer. Did you try to hook her up with your THC products ?

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2 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I tried to give her one too

God, can you imagine the pickup lines she gets?

Bet she doesn't even own a blue dress anymore. 

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47 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Cool story and always thought she was a cute heifer. Did you try to hook her up with your THC products ?

Actually she was in the Crystal store in Palm Springs that is owned by one of my clients who also owns a dispensary 

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13 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Actually she was in the Crystal store in Palm Springs that is owned by one of my clients who also owns a dispensary 

So she still got hook up ?

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I could see Monica on a Pawn Stars EP trying to sale her dress to Rick. Rick will have to bring in a expert to see if the stain is real. Expert will say to Rick that looks like a spooge stain to me! Rick will refuse to buy it till DNA proof.

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13 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I could see Monica on a Pawn Stars EP trying to sale her dress to Rick. Rick will have to bring in a expert to see if the stain is real.

I'll affirm. 

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1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

discreet man. That's all I ask.

Be funny one time all I ask from you! I know it's not in you. So FO. Also have a lot of views I agree with you. Take a break and don't act like you are superior to all and act like a ahole.

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