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There are many variations of this statement.    But the version I usually use is "never suggest conspiracy when incompetence will explain".       So many times I see people tying themselves in knots to explain/assign some great conspiracy, or small conspiracy to something.   All sizes really.    I just point out that the easiest explanation for how things got so fuk'd up is that the people involved are morons.   While their results may be evil or awful, the reason they got there is because they were too stupid to understand the path they were/are on.  

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6 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

You forgot.....

GO!

No actually I didn’t but thanks for playing. 
 

I provided a response from myself so I didn’t need to say Go!

 

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Best advice I ever got was from Thomas Magnum PI.

 

Couple of Doberman Pinschers named Zeus and Apollo were always trying to Rip him to pieces. Time After Time, Thomas would be furiously trying to pick the locks on The Wine Cellar or his apartment , the Ferrari, or the big house while the dogs were just seconds behind.  Over and over and over again he said this to himself:

 

" Don't worry about the dogs. Work the lock."

 

It's a variation on the idea that there's a lot of shiit that we can't control. So work on the shiit you can. 

There's always going to be stuff you can't control; A shity co-worker, shity boss, cancer, layoffs, you name it. 

Don't worry about the dogs.

Work the lock. 

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12 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

Don’t stick your dikc in crazy. 

Dikc ain't so bad. But don't you marry :nono:

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My mom was selfish lunatic. But there's two things she learned from her parents that she passed along to me.

 

1. Man plans and God laughs.

 

God, I can't tell you how many times that has played out in my life.

 

2. You can either curse the darkness, or light a candle. 

With the Advent of the internet, I think this saying is far more relevant today than it was decades ago.

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14 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

Don’t stick your dikc in crazy. 

Stick your d!ck in it sideways. Just don't let it know where you live.  :nono:

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16 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

You forgot.....

GO!

He was probably drunk when he made this. Wisdom and Mike Shots don’t go in the same sentence 

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53 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

He was probably drunk when he made this. Wisdom and Mike Shots don’t go in the same sentence 

I already explained this to utility closet so I won’t repeat myself. Go back and seek the answers you need young one. 

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1 hour ago, Mike Isles said:

I already explained this to utility closet so I won’t repeat myself. Go back and seek the answers you need young one. 

Go!

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Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. 

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Don't mess around with Slim.  :nono:

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