Mike Isles 583 Posted September 11, 2021 Don’t stick your dikc in crazy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted September 11, 2021 You forgot..... GO! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted September 11, 2021 Never live to long after you are dead. BHB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted September 11, 2021 There are many variations of this statement. But the version I usually use is "never suggest conspiracy when incompetence will explain". So many times I see people tying themselves in knots to explain/assign some great conspiracy, or small conspiracy to something. All sizes really. I just point out that the easiest explanation for how things got so fuk'd up is that the people involved are morons. While their results may be evil or awful, the reason they got there is because they were too stupid to understand the path they were/are on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted September 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Utilit99 said: You forgot..... GO! No actually I didn’t but thanks for playing. I provided a response from myself so I didn’t need to say Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted September 11, 2021 Best advice I ever got was from Thomas Magnum PI. Couple of Doberman Pinschers named Zeus and Apollo were always trying to Rip him to pieces. Time After Time, Thomas would be furiously trying to pick the locks on The Wine Cellar or his apartment , the Ferrari, or the big house while the dogs were just seconds behind. Over and over and over again he said this to himself: " Don't worry about the dogs. Work the lock." It's a variation on the idea that there's a lot of shiit that we can't control. So work on the shiit you can. There's always going to be stuff you can't control; A shity co-worker, shity boss, cancer, layoffs, you name it. Don't worry about the dogs. Work the lock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 489 Posted September 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Mike Isles said: Don’t stick your dikc in crazy. Dikc ain't so bad. But don't you marry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted September 11, 2021 There's always one more son of a bltch than you counted on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted September 11, 2021 My mom was selfish lunatic. But there's two things she learned from her parents that she passed along to me. 1. Man plans and God laughs. God, I can't tell you how many times that has played out in my life. 2. You can either curse the darkness, or light a candle. With the Advent of the internet, I think this saying is far more relevant today than it was decades ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted September 11, 2021 You fvkk stupid but you don't marry stupid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted September 11, 2021 14 hours ago, Mike Isles said: Don’t stick your dikc in crazy. Stick your d!ck in it sideways. Just don't let it know where you live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Utilit99 said: You forgot..... GO! He was probably drunk when he made this. Wisdom and Mike Shots don’t go in the same sentence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted September 11, 2021 53 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: He was probably drunk when he made this. Wisdom and Mike Shots don’t go in the same sentence I already explained this to utility closet so I won’t repeat myself. Go back and seek the answers you need young one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Mike Isles said: I already explained this to utility closet so I won’t repeat myself. Go back and seek the answers you need young one. Go! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Go! poor drunky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted September 12, 2021 51 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: poor drunky How so Gomer ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 12, 2021 Let it be...let it be...let it beeeeee..let it be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 12, 2021 You can watch a thief..but never trust a liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted September 12, 2021 Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted September 12, 2021 Don't eat the yellow snow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,726 Posted September 14, 2021 Don't mess around with Slim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites