I shared a cab with Jenna Jameson today

[vuduchile 1,940]

This is the 2nd ragged old porn star brush with fame I’ve had.  (Seka was the first)

I was at the Westgate in Vegas trying to catch a cab back to the Bellagio to meet my wife for dinner and a show. 
 

Jenna and her boyfriend/husband were in front of me and there were no cabs.  So the valet was teaming everyone up.  
 

When I said I was going to the Bellagio Jenna said “you can come with us”. We’re going to Caesar’s and that’s right across the street. 

If I’d had my wits about me I would’ve said something funny about a threesome, but I didn’t think of it.  
 

They went on to the Raiders game.   My wife and I are going to see Love now. 
 

We small talked the whole way.  Turns out the boyfriend used to run a theater in Chicago where we saw Million Dollar Quartet. 

[Fireballer 2,367]

10 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

This is the 2nd ragged old porn star brush with fame I’ve had.  (Seka was the first)

I was at the Westgate in Vegas trying to catch a cab back to the Bellagio to meet my wife for dinner and a show. 
 

Jenna and her boyfriend/husband were in front of me and there were no cabs.  So the valet was teaming everyone up.  
 

When I said I was going to the Bellagio Jenna said “you can come with us”. We’re going to Caesar’s and that’s right across the street. 

If I’d had my wits about me I would’ve said something funny about a threesome, but I didn’t think of it.  
 

They went on to the Raiders game.   My wife and I are going to see Love now. 
 

We small talked the whole way.  Turns out the boyfriend used to run a theater in Chicago where we saw Million Dollar Quartet. 

Wood?  Still?

[DonS 3,063]

When you repost to Penthouse Forum you'll change her quote to "you can cvm with us stud" 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

10 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

This is the 2nd ragged old porn star brush with fame I’ve had.  (Seka was the first)

I was at the Westgate in Vegas trying to catch a cab back to the Bellagio to meet my wife for dinner and a show. 
 

Jenna and her boyfriend/husband were in front of me and there were no cabs.  So the valet was teaming everyone up.  
 

When I said I was going to the Bellagio Jenna said “you can come with us”. We’re going to Caesar’s and that’s right across the street. 

If I’d had my wits about me I would’ve said something funny about a threesome, but I didn’t think of it.  
 

They went on to the Raiders game.   My wife and I are going to see Love now. 
 

We small talked the whole way.  Turns out the boyfriend used to run a theater in Chicago where we saw Million Dollar Quartet. 

So she is not with Ortez anymore ?

[KSB2424 3,082]

Covid is the LEAST of your worries. 

[DonS 3,063]

Just now, KSB2424 said:

Covid is the LEAST of your worries. 

He was wearing 2 condoms per Fauci

[fandandy 3,311]

I hope you told her about this place.

[shorepatrol 1,735]

6 minutes ago, DonS said:

He was wearing 2 condoms per Fauci

Over or under his masks?

[vuduchile 1,940]

16 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Wood?  Still?

Not a chance.  Have you see her?

[vuduchile 1,940]

17 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

So she is not with Ortez anymore ?

Don’t know. 

[dain11279 926]

22 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

So she is not with Ortez anymore ?

Maybe later

[wiffleball 4,631]

So when the trip was done, did you guys split the tip or did she just take it all?

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

34 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

Maybe later

Boom there is the threesome.

[vuduchile 1,940]

3 hours ago, wiffleball said:

So when the trip was done, did you guys split the tip or did she just take it all?

I gave the cab stand guy the whole 20

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

You should have mentioned your ball card collection and would scored easily. Aging porn star chics dig that stuff.

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

You should have asked her also did you ever see a MJ 10 ? Be like if you get rid of the buz kill you are with you will. Don;'t you get tired of him saying blah, blah I use to be in charge of a theater in Chicago ?

[edjr 5,546]

Never really got into JJ, but I waxed the dolphin to Seka many a times in the 80s

[tikigods 76]

Did you tell her you had to finance your waterbed?

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Dear penthouse-

it was only when we arrived at Caesar's Palace that she told me that she forgot her wallet ...

[BunnysBastatrds 1,905]

5 hours ago, edjr said:

Never really got into JJ, but I waxed the dolphin to Seka many a times in the 80s

 This. Never stick your d!ck in crazy. She was one of the few exceptions that I would have.

[edjr 5,546]

2 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

Dear penthouse-

it was only when we arrived at Caesar's Palace that she told me that she forgot her wallet ...

I think I jerked off to the stories more than the pictures.

Those stories were real, right?

[wiffleball 4,631]

So... do you order your Valtrex by the mail?  Can you write that stuff off?

[wiffleball 4,631]

Always want to ask you. It seems like there was a backstory going on with the whole back door doggie door series.  Were the Easter eggs in number 16 and 18 deliberate? Because there was definite foreshadowing for later in the series

[wiffleball 4,631]

Did you know I have your vagina in latex back home? 

[Pimpadeaux 2,240]

"Love" is fantastic!

[vuduchile 1,940]

5 hours ago, tikigods said:

Did you tell her you had to finance your waterbed?

I don’t understand this reference 

[vuduchile 1,940]

57 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

"Love" is fantastic!

It really was a cool show 

[Bier Meister 1,512]

19 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

It really was a cool show 

On our last visit two years ago, we took our daughter to Love (it was her first visit to Vegas)

[frank 2,144]

In the old days of the geek club, this thread would have been very different. 

[vuduchile 1,940]

My wife was telling the story to some friends last night and it hit me that I’m probably the only guy that ever shared a cab with her that DIDN’T get a blow job.  

[vuduchile 1,940]

On 9/14/2021 at 3:38 PM, Bier Meister said:

On our last visit two years ago, we took our daughter to Love (it was her first visit to Vegas)

I’m a big Beatles fan so that was a bonus.  But the acrobats always blow me away.  

Those trampoline and roller skate bits look fun as hell.  

[DonS 3,063]

On 9/14/2021 at 10:56 AM, edjr said:

I think I jerked off to the stories more than the pictures.

Those stories were real, right?

100% legit.  Every. Last. One.

[Big Guy 1,400]

On 9/13/2021 at 5:47 PM, vuduchile said:

I shared a cab with Jenna Jameson today

too funny, every time I see this title I think of the Seinfeld episode where the woman said she got an STD from a tractor seat