Guess What I didn't Do Tonight

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

I didn't pm that young 27 year old chic but smoke some damn good weed.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

Oh another thing I didn't do! I have a free pizza from Domino's and still didn't order and you guys should be proud of me tonight and I showed willpower! Dang the weed is good though.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

The GF clean the bowl too in 91% alcohol  and may have helped.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

I'm high now watching Jerry Springer.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

I'm bored and may have to turn on a EP of Frazier. I like to laugh and Jerry is just disturbing.

[Cantaloupe 44]

Well I see your mom isn't on the list of things you didn't do. 

[jerryskids 5,204]

11 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

The GF clean the bowl too in 91% alcohol  and may have helped.

Wait, you have a girlfriend AND a 27 year old young hot side piece?  

[Mike Honcho 4,031]

Go to your AA meeting.

[jerryskids 5,204]

Take your ADHD meds

[Mike Honcho 4,031]

Successfully make it to the bathroom.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Get laid? 

[jerryskids 5,204]

Drink bong cleaner.  Maybe.   

[nospk 230]

4 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Successfully make it to the bathroom.

I was thinking “wipe your ass?”