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Instead of creating a new character and building a fan base around that, the typical retarded liberals hijack and turn an already existing character gay. They want something for themselves yet refuse put in any effort. Instead, they think it’s better to ride the cape of Superman’s already high fan base 

 

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They do everything to every comic book character. Period. Hard stop.

 

Plus we are not the target audience anyways, I loved comics but even I quit reading at 30 years old. They are writing comics for a different group of people.

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these stupid focks!!!

they ruin everything

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5 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

They do everything to every comic book character. Period. Hard stop.

 

Plus we are not the target audience anyways, I loved comics but even I quit reading at 30 years old. They are writing comics for a different group of people.

They are making comics for people who don't read comics.

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The comic industry is basically dead. 

DC comics might GROSS $5 million per month in sales from its entire comic line.  The Joker film made $1 billion.  The comics exist just to create potential new stories to be made into films.  And as such, they are aiming at a film audience.  They don't care if anyone actually reads them.

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31 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Semen is his kryptonite. 

Not to mention a strappy pair of Jimmy Choos.  

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Jonathan, also known as Jon, is proving to be a different man from his famous father, Kal-El.

Since the beginning of his new series in July, Jon has combatted issues ranging from political to environmental, like wildfires caused by climate change.

He’s also protested the deportation of refugees in Metropolis, combatted high school shootings and now, being in a same sex relationship.

Wow... that reads like an Onion parody.  :lol: 

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4 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Gotta wonder where he stands on lactose intolerance.

"HE"!!!!!!! You focking piece of sh!t!!

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10 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Wow... that reads like an Onion parody.  :lol: 

They should have Superman stop an insurrection attempt and battle anti-vaxxers. :doublethumbsup: 

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9 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Wow... that reads like an Onion parody.  :lol: 

On the next episode, he fights anyone who opposes the green new deal and hunts down Senators Manchin and Sinema to force them to vote for the $3 trillion spending bill. 

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His only true weakness is being mis-gendered.   Being referred to as "he/him" makes "them" retreat to the Fortress of Safe Space. 

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2 hours ago, DonS said:

IT'S SUPER MA'AM!!!!!  :nono:

 

/thread :lol: 

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5 hours ago, DonS said:

IT'S SUPER MA'AM!!!!!  :nono:

 

Super Person.

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I mean he did turn down Lois Lane on a consistently awkward number of occassions

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Instead Of Kryptonite, New LGBTQ+ Superman Will Be Crippled By Anyone Using Wrong Pronouns
https://babylonbee.com/news/instead-of-kryptonite-new-lgbtq-superman-will-be-crippled-by-someone-using-wrong-pronouns

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DC Comics removing ‘the American way’ from Superman slogan: report

DC Comics, the longtime publisher of Superman comics, now says the Man of Steel stands for “truth, justice … and a better tomorrow”

https://www.foxbusiness.com/entertainment/dc-comics-american-way-superman-comics

 

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1 hour ago, Baker Boy said:

DC Comics removing ‘the American way’ from Superman slogan: report

DC Comics, the longtime publisher of Superman comics, now says the Man of Steel stands for “truth, justice … and a better tomorrow”

https://www.foxbusiness.com/entertainment/dc-comics-american-way-superman-comics

 

I'm actually okay with that. Always sounded incredibly jingoistic.  

 

And honest-to-god? Given all the potential Alternatives I'm surprised they settled on this. Thank God they're not talking about acceptance,  diversity and what the flock ever.

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So now Superman's weakness isn't Kryptonite...it's Twinkies?

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