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Why Can't 5.6 Dudes Get Laid?

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2 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

What if they have a 5.6 C0ck ?

I don’t know what 5.6 is but I am assuming  5’ 6”

Yea you got it right and think they care about the height more then the peepie.

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4 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Yea you got it right and think they care about the height more then the peepie.

Actually you are probably right. I know this chick at 5’10” that said she would never date a guy smaller then her. I said what if he had a big D1ck and her answer was when seen together in public no one would know the size of his c0ck. 
 

I said most of us would figure he is rich or hung like a horse. 

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Just now, Mike Isles said:

Actually you are probably right. I know this chick at 5’10” that said she would never date a guy smaller then her. I said what if he had a big D1ck and her answer was when seen together in public no one would know the size of his c0ck. 
 

I said most of us would figure he is rich or hung like a horse. 

Lol yep.

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When my daughter was 15 she said she’d never date a short guy. This why you sawed off dudes walk around with an attitude, can’t get dat poosay.   
 

you manlets are left with the scraps from us tall dudes. 

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Ive have taught myself to satisfy a woman multiple times a night.

Women love endless shrimp

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1 hour ago, Super Cubs said:

as long as you got the girth that moves the earth all should be fine

4x4 works until you stretch it out then you are a four inch worthless POS. Then again she has a hotdog down the hallway vag. All good. 

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I got to admit, I know it's wrong but I just don't respect short guys.

I'm not proud of that. 

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1 hour ago, Thornton Melon said:

Because it's impossible to have sex with 0.6 of a human :dunno:

Tell the Kardashians.  😏

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1 minute ago, Mookz said:

Tell the Kardashians.  😏

According to the Constitution,  Kanye West represents 3/5 of a human.

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1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

According to the Constitution,  Kanye West represents 3/5 of a human.

:o I hadn't thought of that. I guess I should've said "no longer possible..."

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because short guys can't look women in the eyes

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3 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

because short guys can't look women in the eyes

I prefer staring at the boobs anyway.

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4 hours ago, Thornton Melon said:

Because it's impossible to have sex with 0.6 of a human :dunno:

phillybear disagrees. 

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What i cant figure out is how do you use an apostrophe on the word cant but then wont use it (or the quote symbol) to designate feet and inches in your thread title?

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I'm 6'3", but that tends to waver. Sometimes the Dr Skulls in my shoes don't hold up for that long.

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Is someone tracking this. How do we know that they can’t get laid?

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I honestly can't think of a short guy I know who didn't get laid all the time?  

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4 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

I honestly can't think of a short guy I know who didn't get laid all the time?  

Yeah, but how many of them called you after? :dunno:

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On 10/17/2021 at 8:13 AM, BeenHereBefore said:

Women hate you! They don't like short men!!!

Find girls who are 5'0 or shorter.

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I am 5'2", so 5'6" isn't too bad. 

I dated a guy once that was my height, and while he had a great body and worked out a lot, he suffered from short man syndrome. 

My husband is 6'8". We were at a bar once and a really tall girl started hitting on him (I was watching from afar). She was at least 6 feet, pretty. And also pretty drunk. I slowly approached, and put my arm around him. She looked up at him and then down at me. I thought I was going to get into a fight that night. Tall girls don't like us shorties stealing they men. 

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Has gutterboy weighed in?

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Just now, GutterBoy said:

Yeah I can get laid :dunno:

:doublethumbsup:   I would say this thread is

/finished

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Now if only Drobeski could weigh in :(

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