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Got a date for Wednesday with a gal so far out of my league. (Definitely...at least C cup) She's probably 12-14 years younger. Going on a haunted hayride. I don't get it either but I'm not going to argue. :banana: 

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30 minutes ago, joneo said:

Got a date for Wednesday with a gal so far out of my league. (Definitely...at least C cup) She's probably 12-14 years younger. Going on a haunted hayride. I don't get it either but I'm not going to argue. :banana: 

My man.  Don't do anything different, just be you.

Well....just no random links....anything buy joneo links....

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1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

My man.  Don't do anything different, just be you.

Well....just no random links....anything buy joneo links....

Thanks!! and agreed...just got to be myself. I know all the Geeks are dating or married to Super models but whatever. I'll think about a posting a picture at some point. 

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17 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

That’s his thumb

I'll give her both given the chance! 

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28 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

Pick her up like a bowling ball. They love that

Great 

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3 hours ago, shorepatrol said:

Pick her up like a bowling ball. They love that

She's definitely a 2 in the pink 1 in the stink kinda gal. :banana:

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1 hour ago, joneo said:

She's definitely a 2 in the pink 1 in the stink kinda gal. :banana:


 I met this crazy coon ass girl that lived on the bayou in Raceland, La. Looked like a young Angie Dickerson. My dad would fawn over her. I used to just laugh and knew he was jealous he couldn’t get that kind of ass when he was young.Anyway, she had a black butt with small hips. Told me on the way to a hay ride right before Halloween that her father got her a card/license to always carry in her purse and show it to anyone of that she was not to be gawked with. Told it was KKK card. I was like, Um, ok. Where are we? Dickerson: We’re going on a hay ride in my uncle’s sugarcane field. We pull in to park and there’s a huge fire burning. Looks like a cross.  Me: No fawking way I’m going in there!!! She laughed and said KLK meetings are held on Sunday nights silly.  :Me: :scaredbanana: 

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:


 I met this crazy coon ass girl that lived on the bayou in Raceland, La. Looked like a young Angie Dickerson. My dad would fawn over her. I used to just laugh and knew he was jealous he couldn’t get that kind of ass when he was young.Anyway, she had a black butt with small hips. Told me on the way to a hay ride right before Halloween that her father got her a card/license to always carry in her purse and show it to anyone of that she was not to be gawked with. Told it was KKK card. I was like, Um, ok. Where are we? Dickerson: We’re going on a hay ride in my uncle’s sugarcane field. We pull in to park and there’s a huge fire burning. Looks like a cross.  Me: No fawking way I’m going in there!!! She laughed and said KLK meetings are held on Sunday nights silly.  :Me: :scaredbanana: 

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I hope she is at least over 16

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Take your Viagra early and often.  

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1 hour ago, NorthernVike said:

Take your Viagra early and often.  

Luckily,  have no problems with impotence.  Also....she loves to ice fish so if things work out, we could time a trip to LOTW! You're buying the first round!

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17 hours ago, joneo said:

Got a date for Wednesday with a gal so far out of my league. (Definitely...at least C cup) She's probably 12-14 years younger. Going on a haunted hayride. I don't get it either but I'm not going to argue. :banana: 

What’s her disability?

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24 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

What’s her disability?

I think nymphomania....why else would she go on a date with me? 

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17 hours ago, joneo said:

Thanks!! and agreed...just got to be myself. I know all the Geeks are dating or married to Super models but whatever. I'll think about a posting a picture at some point. 

Would now be a good time?  :) 

Of course anonymousize it as much as needed.  :) 

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21 minutes ago, joneo said:

I think nymphomania....why else would she go on a date with me? 

like that stopped anyone in hollywood from jumping from bed to bed.  or olympic athletes all stuck together living in an olympic village during the games with nothing to do.

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Leaving in just over an hour. grab a couple drinks along the way. :banana:

 

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Yup...this came into my thoughts as well!!  :lol:

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2 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Picture or it didn’t happen.  

We all know it's not happening already.  Give the kid a break and let him have a dream.  

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1 minute ago, NorthernVike said:

We all know it's not happening already.  Give the kid a break and let him have a dream.  

He is a retired LEO having a few drinks along the way.  Lol

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13 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

He is a retired LEO having a few drinks along the way.  Lol

yup...all in control. There are 2 people on this bored that have seen her picture.  NorthernVike will be the 3rd.

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18 minutes ago, joneo said:

yup...all in control. There are 2 people on this bored that have seen her picture.  NorthernVike will be the 3rd.

Am I the 4th?

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41 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Picture or it didn’t happen.  

Yeah cause asking Joneo for pics never turns out bad.  :lol:

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1 hour ago, joneo said:

yup...all in control. There are 2 people on this bored that have seen her picture.  NorthernVike will be the 3rd.

Get your dirty d1ck beating hands off my sister!  :mad:

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1 hour ago, joneo said:

yup...all in control. There are 2 people on this bored that have seen her picture.  NorthernVike will be the 3rd.

Well, that’s everyone. :thumbsup:

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Women like guys that are funny and spontaneous, I suggest dressing like a clown and going over and tap on her window late at night.

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1 hour ago, Alias Detective said:

Did it go well ?

There's local reports of a former police officer's body being found chopped up in little pieces.  So I'm thinking not.  :o

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5 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Did it go well ?

It do go well! Had a great hibachi dinner. Learned some things about what she wants out of life. She knows she's very attractive but isn't pretentious.  Likely we'll stay just friends but I believe there's some cues that indicate a potential expansion of the relationship.  Meeting her at the local bar for Halloween party next Friday. Guess we'll see.

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On 10/18/2021 at 6:20 PM, joneo said:

Got a date for Wednesday with a gal so far out of my league. (Definitely...at least C cup) She's probably 12-14 years younger. Going on a haunted hayride. I don't get it either but I'm not going to argue. :banana: 

I'm picturing this.... 

https://dailynewsgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hee-haw-honey-misty-rowe-talks-reuniting-with-former-castmates-appearing-in-happy-days-and-playboy-672x1024.jpg

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1 hour ago, joneo said:

It do go well! Had a great hibachi dinner. Learned some things about what she wants out of life. She knows she's very attractive but isn't pretentious.  Likely we'll stay just friends but I believe there's some cues that indicate a potential expansion of the relationship.  Meeting her at the local bar for Halloween party next Friday. Guess we'll see.

You should set her up with an alias on this site and ask her to join in. 

And if  when you do, what alias would will you give her?

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