Alias Detective 1,178 Posted October 25, 2021 Morning all the way. Evening shower guy is gross. Oh, fatty snorkel guy always has the band marks on his face too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,284 Posted October 25, 2021 Always morning...always Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,529 Posted October 25, 2021 Morning always but I generally take a quick one in the evening as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,220 Posted October 25, 2021 Depends on my schedule. If I have to leave the house before 6am, I’ll shower before bed. There’s something about a nice hot shower that puts me to sleep right away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said: Depends on my schedule. If I have to leave the house before 6am, I’ll shower before bed. There’s something about a nice hot shower -that puts me to sleep right away. That’s what jerking off is for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted October 25, 2021 Morning---I wake up with crazy bed head. Hair standing straight up...shower is the only way to get things back to normal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,546 Posted October 25, 2021 Trump likes them Golden. Doesn't matter the time of day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted October 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, edjr said: Trump likes them Golden. Doesn't matter the time of day You just want to get everyone all riled up first thing in the morning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,546 Posted October 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: You just want to get everyone all riled up first thing in the morning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 25, 2021 Over the past week or so, I've been experimenting with no soap or shampoo, just getting in and rinsing off, and not every day at that. I don't believe that I particularly stink. Anybody do this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,220 Posted October 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Mookz said: Over the past week or so, I've been experimenting with no soap or shampoo, just getting in and rinsing off, and not every day at that. I don't believe that I particularly stink. Anybody do this? Pretty sure my 6yo occasionally tries this and we make her get back in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,457 Posted October 25, 2021 Generally both and I always take a shower after I take a dump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,165 Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said: Morning---I wake up with crazy bed head. Hair standing straight up...shower is the only way to get things back to normal. Historically I was a morning guy for similar reasons, plus my hair is pretty oily so it shows by the end of the day if I haven’t showered. But these days I have no hair and no schedule to speak of, so… what’s a shower? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, avoiding injuries said: Pretty sure my 6yo occasionally tries this and we make her get back in. [Biden] *sniff sniff* [/Biden] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted October 25, 2021 Both. I need a shower before work, but I exercise after work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,735 Posted October 25, 2021 Right after my morning dump. If I happen to have a sh!t during the day, take another shower in the evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,477 Posted October 25, 2021 I take baths - Cosmo Kramer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 391 Posted October 25, 2021 Both. It is not uncommon for me to shower 3-4 times in a day as part of hemorrhoid control measures. That bunghole has to be clean, but also wiping has to be minimal. Solution: handheld shower sprayer. ETA: buutthole is a forbidden word? Come on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted October 25, 2021 Morning always. Maybe 1-2x a week I’ll do evening too after exercise or to look fresh if I’m going out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted October 25, 2021 mornings. In the summer often morning and evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 25, 2021 French/Whoore bath. Pits,pits,Lemonade, Fudge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 25, 2021 And yeah, absolutely hate taking a shower then having to shiit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 25, 2021 I hate going to bed dirty. And usually, I work out mon-fri unless I have something going on that I can’t miss. If I had to choose, I’d rather just rinse my hair in the mornings while showering at night (which I do occasionally). But I’m never going to put my shower off til the morning and have my bed filthy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,220 Posted October 25, 2021 54 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: Both. It is not uncommon for me to shower 3-4 times in a day as part of hemorrhoid control measures. That bunghole has to be clean, but also wiping has to be minimal. Solution: handheld shower sprayer. ETA: buutthole is a forbidden word? Come on. You would save a lot of time with something like this: LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_WK7T7TM7S2PW7V662QSZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: But I’m never going to have my bed filthy So, where does your wife sleep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,366 Posted October 25, 2021 Afternoon when I get home from jiu jitsu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, wiffleball said: So, where does your wife sleep? On the right side of me while ur mom is on my left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 26, 2021 Mostly mornings.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 391 Posted October 26, 2021 1 hour ago, avoiding injuries said: You would save a lot of time with something like this: LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_WK7T7TM7S2PW7V662QSZ I know all about bidets. Warm water ones feel nice. However, to actually get clean requires a water pressure that 1) makes a mess and 2) hurts because it is a concentrated stream. The shower is more gentle. Bidet is way way overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: I know all about bidets. Warm water ones feel nice. However, to actually get clean requires a water pressure that 1) makes a mess and 2) hurts because it is a concentrated stream. The shower is more gentle. Bidet is way way overrated. Pretty sure I'd want multiple wash cloths or hand towels... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 391 Posted October 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Pretty sure I'd want multiple wash cloths or hand towels... Yeah. Not at all worth the effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,087 Posted October 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Alias Detective said: Morning all the way. That is disgusting. You play golf, tennis, basketball, mow the lawn, workout or whatever and then you go to bed filthy and shower in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,366 Posted October 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Bert said: That is disgusting. You play golf, tennis, basketball, mow the lawn, workout or whatever and then you go to bed filthy and shower in the morning. Yeah I never understood going to be dirty aspect. If I'm busy throughout the day I'm taking a shower before bed. I believe most people shower at night in Japan. Not that means much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted October 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: I believe most people shower at night in Japan. Not that means much. Well yeah, but that’s when it’s morning here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,366 Posted October 26, 2021 1 minute ago, frank said: Well yeah, but that’s when it’s morning here. Genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,905 Posted October 26, 2021 A phaggoty question if I’ve ever heard here. Andrew Dice Ghey: Hickory Dickory . This guy is sucking my bawls. The clock strikes three and I fawked him in the knee cap! Ohhhhh!!! Put a piece of on it!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,178 Posted October 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Bert said: That is disgusting. You play golf, tennis, basketball, mow the lawn, workout or whatever and then you go to bed filthy and shower in the morning. Gross, you don’t shower in the morning? You are the disgusting people I’m talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
