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After the 250th time I saw the "STAT THAT!" commercial, I finally got annoyed enough to try and figure out what they were actually trying to advertise.  

Apparently it's "next gen stats" and they appear to be the most useless bits of fluff that have almost no meaning.  If you could somehow take click-bait, superficiality, and Jersey shore into statistics, this is exactly what I would expect.

Ooooh who had the fastest sack this season!!! Who gives a shìt?  

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TBD for me, but did you lose this week?  Or were you crying like a baby all day about your players for no reason?

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That may be so, but why are they marketing Amazon Web Services to the masses.

The ad itself is supposedly advertising "NFL Next Gen Stats powered by AWS" 

You too can develop superficial stats that mean nothing!

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2 hours ago, nobody said:

TBD for me, but did you lose this week?  Or were you crying like a baby all day about your players for no reason?

   No I won, I'm just better than you. It's called constructive criticism, if you ever played any kind of sport (rather than being a wuss) you'd know what I'm talking about. Carry on, wuss.

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13 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

   No I won, I'm just better than you. It's called constructive criticism, if you ever played any kind of sport (rather than being a wuss) you'd know what I'm talking about. Carry on, wuss.

You better hurry.  Someone is going to snake the last Natty Light.

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