The Official Week 10 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Let's call a spade a spade here;  Zeke and Pollard are in a 50/50 timeshare.  Why Zeke is always projected as a top 5 RB and guys like Melvin Gordon or McNichols are in the teens or twenties is beyond me.  Never again will I draft this clown.  Spends half the game hanging out on the sidelines playing with himself

FU AJ 'stonehands' Brown.  Cost me a game last week because he can't catch a pass.  Now they don't even throw to him.  Don't blame them actually.  

And FU Lamar Jackson.  Thanks for the 'numbers' Thursday night against that mighty defense.  Scrub

Edit:  Zeke rules!

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Great, now Brown is heading to the tent after landing on his head

[shorepatrol 1,735]

Brady with 3 picks barely into the second quarter 

[ric0 20]

Fock Hock, AJ Brown, and McKissic: 2.7 points combined.  

[huskyhater75 242]

13 minutes ago, ric0 said:

Fock Hock, AJ Brown, and McKissic: 2.7 points combined.  

Yeah Hockenson-what happened to him? Supposed to be a decent matchup. Looks like he's entitled himself to take the day off.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

And my apologies, cause he has been awesome, but FU Cord Patterson.  Focking do something already

FU to the clown lineman for Tennesse that false started and cost AJ a TD

[huskyhater75 242]

29 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Let's call a spade a spade here;  Zeke and Pollard are in a 50/50 timeshare.  Why Zeke is always projected as a top 5 RB and guys like Melvin Gordon or McNichols are in the teens or twenties is beyond me.  Never again will I draft this clown.  Spends half the game hanging out on the sidelines playing with himself

FU AJ 'stonehands' Brown.  Cost me a game last week because he can't catch a pass.  Now they don't even throw to him.  Don't blame them actually.  

And FU Lamar Jackson.  Thanks for the 'numbers' Thursday night against that mighty defense.  Scrub

Edit:  Zeke rules!

L Jax, you don't know if he's gonna get you 93 or 43-he's a joke.

[easilyscan 553]

FU to me for starting Ingram @ flex......

[huskyhater75 242]

3 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

Yeah Hockenson-what happened to him? Supposed to be a decent matchup. Looks like he's entitled himself to take the day off.

He did finally get a target, so I guess the only positive we can take out of his "performance" today is that he isn't (wouldn't matter point-wise) hurt-yet. Hurt or not, same amount of points-ZERO.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Atlanta in the 2 minute offense.  Cord nowhere to be found

[polecatt 399]

5 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Atlanta in the 2 minute offense.  Cord nowhere to be found

Their last 3 possessions they have -13 total yards

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Mason Rudolph killing Diontae by somehow being an even more worthless QB than the shambling corpse of Ben Roethlisberger.

 

Bonus FU to me for swapping Dallas D for Tennessee.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Falcons down by 33.  Time to get Wayne Gallman going!  

And FU Terry Mclaurin.  3-16?  lol

[easilyscan 553]

9 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

even more worthless QB than the shambling corpse of Ben Roethlisberger.

 

[easilyscan 553]

ATTN: Matt & Cordarrelle

Perfect time for garbage time points, get out there and get some!

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

2 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

ATTN: Matt & Cordarrelle

Perfect time for garbage time points, get out there and get some!

Cordarelle's riding pine in favor of Wayne Gallman.

I'd love to know why AJ Brown hasn't seen a target in about 2 hours

[DonS 3,063]

Thx to my underachieving WRs I decided to give TY Hilton a shot in the flex.  Did he immediately sprain his labia again? 

[Nomad99 401]

1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

FU to me for starting Ingram @ flex......

Nice reverse jinx

[polecatt 399]

FU to the NFL stats keepers!

CeeDee Lamb catches a screen pass and takes it for a 12 yard gain, which puts him over 100 yds!

Or so it seemed, apparently they went back and changed it to a rushing attempt, keeping him just shy of 100. Cost me 8 freaking pts!

[Gepetto 979]

Me for benching Antonio Gibson.

[polecatt 399]

FU to Matt Ryan, again...

How are the Falcons players supposed to put up any points with such a trash QB?

[Showboat 143]

Yes - 100 yard bonuses killing me this year: 99 from Booker last week and 99 from D. Johnson this week.....

[huskyhater75 242]

 NICE game today Hockenson, a big fat ZERO-why'd you even suit down? BTW, get a haircut, you look stupid too.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

2 weeks in a row AJ Brown has cost me a win.  Hopefully you get covid so I'm not tempted to start you again for a while.  FU

 

[polecatt 399]

17 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

 NICE game today Hockenson, a big fat ZERO-why'd you even suit down? BTW, get a haircut, you look stupid too.

Not only that but he had a crucial holding penalty in OT that could have cost the Lions their first win of the season

Thankfully my opponent is starting him!

[huskyhater75 242]

14 minutes ago, polecatt said:

Not only that but he had a crucial holding penalty in OT that could have cost the Lions their first win of the season

Thankfully my opponent is starting him!

Start? I never will again, Eff him. I'll go with Knox rest of year.

[polecatt 399]

FU to Justin Herbert, James Conner, and Jerry Jeudy!

I need pts out of all these guys in the 4 pm games, and so far, they have a net of ZERO!!!!!!!

[huskyhater75 242]

Aaron Jones, just head to the locker room right now, shower, get the hell out of the stadium, I don't want the rest of the team catching what you have, lazy loser. Also, you have to admire how Denver let's Williams get the ball down the field and then gravy trains Gordon inside the red zone. @$$es.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Yep, fock me for chasing the James Connor points from last week.  Shoulda known he'd throw up a goose egg when I start him.  

Still can't get over the 4 combined points Patterson and AJ Brown got me.  Fock both of them

[PunkRockRedneck 8]

WTF Aaron Jones. What did this guy do to to get dumped by the Packers? And FU to Hockenson. Not a single catch?

[huskyhater75 242]

3 minutes ago, PunkRockRedneck said:

WTF Aaron Jones. What did this guy do to to get dumped by the Packers? And FU to Hockenson. Not a single catch?

HAHA I have both of those posers too, totally inept, they have no business being out there with those grown men. They might get hurt, the puff-balls.

[easilyscan 553]

That's right, give the 1 yard TD to Larry friggin Rountree III !@$@##~!#@$#!@#!$@#%$@#@!@#@#!

[easilyscan 553]

17 minutes ago, PunkRockRedneck said:

And FU to Hockenson. Not a single catch?

Worthless damn hippie should be sent back to 1969 Woodstock where he belongs!

Edited November 14, 2021 by easilyscan

[Law 220]

In a rehash of last week's FU...FU Dev Smith!

You didn't do JACK all year so I dropped you. My opponent last week picked you and played you against. You scored a TD. Now, THIS week, you scored TWO TDs!

FU man! FU.

[PunkRockRedneck 8]

6 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

That's right, give the 1 yard TD to Larry friggin Rountree III !@$@##~!#@$#!@#!$@#%$@#@!@#@#!

right there with ya.

[Gepetto 979]

AJ Brown

TJ Hockenson

Matt Prater (Cardinals offense)

Tyler Lockett if he doesn't pick it up in the 2nd half.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

James Connor had 35 touches last week for 400 yards.  I put him in the lineup, 3 touches for 12 yards

[makindollaz 40]

Anyone on my rosters not named Antonio Gibson.  Pretty much anyone who is a regular starter and well underperformed this week, I have rostered.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Yaaay, CMAC's hurt again!

[polecatt 399]

1 minute ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Yaaay, CMAC's hurt again!

Shocking!!!!