So It Happened Again This Morning…

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

 Third time this year. Wifey leaves me a sticky note on the counter. Thank you for last night. And for making me lunch I love your chicken salad sammiches. I’ll be home late tonight. Squirrel in the house.

[Gladiators 1,904]

And then you go see freckles.  Sounds like a nice morning

[NorthernVike 2,080]

That's the same note she left me two nights ago! 

[Kopy 489]

I thought this was gonna be a shower shart

 

[Bier Meister 1,512]

you gonna get a fredo for Xmas?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

 I hate squirrels. Rats with cute tails. Flea ridden arseholes. My two eighty pound Dobermans and a larger Rottweiler had him cornered and he got away without meeting his maker. Need a cat for this job. Or a fawking pellet gun. 
 

 Any and all suggestions are welcomed. 

[jerryskids 5,172]

She left me a note, "bring me more squirrels to keep Bunny busy while I come over."  

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

22 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

That's the same note she left me two nights ago! 

So that’s why she was talking about fishing in a shante!

[NorthernVike 2,080]

19 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

So that’s why she was talking about fishing in a shante!

We compared hole sizes. 

[TheNewGirl 1,020]

these posts are dumb. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said:

these posts are dumb. 

Jealousy will get you nowhere.  

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Just now, jerryskids said:

She left me a note, "bring me more squirrels to keep Bunny busy while I come over."  

 

 They get in through the dog door we leave open in the morning. I think that’s how the pool boy gets in. And I don’t have a pool.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

7 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

Jealousy will get you nowhere.  

 I hope she’s not a gaper like….