MDC 5,804 Posted January 12, 2022 A tall hot glass of piss. Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge. “This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!” Reached for comment by The Daily Beast on Sunday night, Key doubled down on what he calls “urine therapy” and railed against “foolish” people who took the COVID-19 vaccine, which is safe and effective. Can we go back to horse dewormer? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,504 Posted January 12, 2022 Never heard of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 12, 2022 simple case of trying too hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 488 Posted January 12, 2022 The new tik tok challenge kids. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted January 12, 2022 People can be so amusing sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted January 12, 2022 I started posting on 4chan about a new cure, eating my sh!t. I have been mailing bags of my own sh!t to alt right retards and charging hundreds. Also Util99, thanks for the 10% tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted January 12, 2022 edjr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think that's your boy corey feldman!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Mooney 1,181 Posted January 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, GutterBoy said: I started posting on 4chan about a new cure, eating my sh!t. I have been mailing bags of my own sh!t to alt right retards and charging hundreds. Also Util99, thanks for the 10% tip. Sucks you had to spend the money to send it. Utilit99 would've met you for free to eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted January 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said: Sucks you had to spend the money to send it. Utilit99 would've met you for free to eat it. He offered because he wanted it hot from my anus, but I thought that was a little creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 12, 2022 Is this a spinoff of the girl selling farts in a jar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Mooney 1,181 Posted January 12, 2022 38 minutes ago, GutterBoy said: He offered because he wanted it hot from my anus, but I thought that was a little creepy. He would've just pulled on your crank like a soft serve ice cream machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 12, 2022 Libs. So triggered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,804 Posted January 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Libs. So triggered. Want me to piss in your mouth Timmah? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,084 Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, GutterBoy said: I started posting on 4chan about a new cure, eating my sh!t. I have been mailing bags of my own sh!t to alt right retards and charging hundreds. Also Util99, thanks for the 10% tip. I didn't know Newbie was alt right. A sh!t eater yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casual Observer 597 Posted January 12, 2022 3 hours ago, MDC said: A tall hot glass of piss. Can we go back to horse dewormer? With the false liberal narrative that is COVID crumbling and in the absence of bored propagandist Tim Hack, deranged h0m0sexual MDC tries to deflect by painting some fringe weirdo as the bearer of a "conservative cure for COVID." Fell on your face, once again. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted January 12, 2022 30 minutes ago, Casual Observer said: With the false liberal narrative that is COVID crumbling and in the absence of bored propagandist Tim Hack, deranged h0m0sexual MDC tries to deflect by painting some fringe weirdo as the bearer of a "conservative cure for COVID." Fell on your face, once again. Thanks for your order of my sh!t. I'll have it sent to you later today after I finish my enchiladas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted January 12, 2022 meh. probably works as good as the vaccine least it's not mandated and people losing jobs over it. bottoms up 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted January 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Kopy said: The new tik tok challenge kids. "This will get 10s and 10s of views" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted January 12, 2022 Lol… it’s hilarious that he tries to make this sound like it’s coming from the conservative party when it’s just one goofball. Meanwhile I can point to what actual politicians from the left have said and done that are absolutely bat crazy and they just eat it up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,804 Posted January 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: Lol… it’s hilarious that he tries to make this sound like it’s coming from the conservative party when it’s just one goofball. Isn’t that like basically every GC discussion? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,161 Posted January 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: Lol… it’s hilarious that he tries to make this sound like it’s coming from the conservative party when it’s just one goofball. Meanwhile I can point to what actual politicians from the left have said and done that are absolutely bat crazy and they just eat it up. Let them have fun with this. Don’t spoil their party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 12, 2022 It's spreading worse now in Michigan than it ever has. I remember when this all began and we were being forced under threat of suspension of our liquor license to not allow anyone into the store who wasn't wearing a mask of some sort. The numbers then pale in comparison to now and there are no such mandates to be found. This nation's government is incompetent, top to bottom, left to right. Both sides of the aisle can lick my white honky ass. If the global government was intelligent they would have provided all of humanity with large rocks and advised us to collectively crawl underneath them until we heard the safety sirens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,337 Posted January 12, 2022 I'll stick to my horse paste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 12, 2022 54 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: Lol… it’s hilarious that he tries to make this sound like it’s coming from the conservative party when it’s just one goofball. Meanwhile I can point to what actual politicians from the left have said and done that are absolutely bat crazy and they just eat it up. This. Difference between the left and the right: the left believes bat Sh1t crazy stuff. The right, no matter what “side” they belong to, will question it and if it’s dumb they will say it’s dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casual Observer 597 Posted January 14, 2022 On 1/12/2022 at 11:36 AM, GutterBoy said: Thanks for your order of my sh!t. I'll have it sent to you later today after I finish my enchiladas. Boy that was real doozy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 14, 2022 Leave it to mdc to want to talk about drinking pee. That's what liberals in philthadelphia think about on a daily basis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites