Not Sober

[Mike Isles 583]

So 1:30 on Monday afternoon and wife (36D) asks me when was the last time she saw me sober ? I said 25 years ago ! She quit drinking 4 months ago. - I might follow her. 

[fandandy 3,311]

I have a better chance of starring in porn.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

I have a better chance of starring in porn.

There are always niche fetish audiences out there. Don't sell yourself short.

[jerryskids 5,198]

10 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

So 1:30 on Monday afternoon and wife (36D) asks me when was the last time she saw me sober ? I said 25 years ago ! She quit drinking 4 months ago. - I might follow her. 

Are you drunk now?  

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

12 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

So 1:30 on Monday afternoon and wife (36D) asks me when was the last time she saw me sober ? I said 25 years ago ! She quit drinking 4 months ago. - I might follow her. 

 

Best of luck on that journey, it will be difficult but worthwhile.

[jerryskids 5,198]

3 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

There are always niche fetish audiences out there. Don't sell yourself short.

To be successful, I think he would need to sell himself short.  Get it$#@! 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, jerryskids said:

To be successful, I think he would need to sell himself short.  Get it$#@! 

His porn name can be 'Nubbins NSFW'. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Yeah, you guys are SO mature.  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Didn’t Bunny say he got sober? 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

33 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

So 1:30 on Monday afternoon and wife (36D) asks me when was the last time she saw me sober ? I said 25 years ago ! She quit drinking 4 months ago. - I might follow her. 

Hell is a fun place to follow bagina. 

[DonS 3,067]

 

 

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

This thread so isn't for me. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

33 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Didn’t Bunny say he got sober? 

 Not no, but fawk no. I quit the hard stuff. Beer only. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

14 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

This thread so isn't for me. 

 Hate that fawking song!!!

[BufordT 371]

19 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Not no, but fawk no. I quit the hard stuff. Beer only. 

Should be the other way around

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Every drunk I ever knew is exactly the same.  They all think they are James Bond, when they are really Barney Fife wannabes. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

4 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Every drunk I ever knew is exactly the same.  They all think they are James Bond, when they are really Barney Fife wannabes. 

Every drunk I have ever known who bottomed out was done in by Vodka at the end. It’s like they all work their way up to it. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Nobody likes a quitter. 

[TommyGavin 788]

19 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Every drunk I have ever known who bottomed out was done in by Vodka at the end. It’s like they all work their way up to it. 

Yup

[DonS 3,067]

28 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Every drunk I have ever known who bottomed out was done in by Vodka at the end. It’s like they all work their way up to it. 

Muh Russians!!!! 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

I quit drinking about 3 years ago. 

The start of 2022 has been difficult for a number of reasons, and I really have had the urge to pick it up again. If just to be able to blow off steam, or sleep or whatever it is I am needing. 

Anyways, difficult spot for me. And hard work. 

[edjr 5,563]

21 hours ago, fandandy said:

I have a better chance of starring in porn.

I am pretty sure a 300 pound dude in leather would pound you over a barrel and record it

[edjr 5,563]

2 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I quit drinking about 3 years ago. 

The start of 2022 has been difficult for a number of reasons, and I really have had the urge to pick it up again. If just to be able to blow off steam, or sleep or whatever it is I am needing. 

Anyways, difficult spot for me. And hard work. 

No one likes a quitter. No one knows this better than me

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

8 minutes ago, edjr said:

No one likes a quitter. No one knows this better than me

Well, I either quit drinking...or I quit being that terrible person I was when I drank, sooooo..... 

 

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Well, I either quit drinking...or I quit being that terrible person I was when I drank, sooooo..... 

 

 

I'm a mellow drunk these days. Learned life lessons over the years. 

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

I'm a mellow drunk these days. Learned life lessons over the years. 

I probably *could* be. But I also know that having just one gets harder and harder. 

I don't really drink for the taste of it, haha. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

18 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I probably *could* be. But I also know that having just one gets harder and harder. 

I don't really drink for the taste of it, haha. 

I understand completely. Sometimes enough, just doesn't quite cut it.   

[TimmySmith 2,782]

51 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Every drunk I have ever known who bottomed out was done in by Vodka at the end. It’s like they all work their way up to it. 

Known a couple of beer drunks.  30+ a day, but never touched the hard stuff. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

7 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Known a couple of beer drunks.  30+ a day, but never touched the hard stuff. 

Did they Fock up their life? Usually takes the hard stuff to do that. Beer drunks can often function. 

[Strike 3,968]

35 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I quit drinking about 3 years ago. 

The start of 2022 has been difficult for a number of reasons, and I really have had the urge to pick it up again. If just to be able to blow off steam, or sleep or whatever it is I am needing. 

Anyways, difficult spot for me. And hard work. 

Sorry to hear 2022 isn't starting out great.  Anything we can do or you want to talk about? 

[Pimpadeaux 2,263]

52 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

Yup

Vodka tonic is my favorite drink, but I rarely have more than one in a day, but I can see how bad a pathway it can lead you.

[Utilit99 4,099]

Vodka is the one hard liquor that I can't handle. I can have one or two in something like a black russian or the likes, but otherwise, serious focking headaches get me in the morning. 

[TommyGavin 788]

I switched to red wine couple weeks ago. Fell off that wagon this weekend 

[Pimpadeaux 2,263]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

Vodka is the one hard liquor that I can't handle. I can have one or two in something like a black russian or the likes, but otherwise, serious focking headaches get me in the morning. 

I'm the same way with rum and sometimes whiskey. 

My wife drastically reduced her drinking, and as tempting as it is for me sometimes, I won't touch the Bacardi or Kraken that she no longer touches in the liquor cabinet.

[Kopy 491]

19 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Did they Fock up their life? Usually takes the hard stuff to do that. Beer drunks can often function. 

I'm a 6 to 8 beer a day, guy myself. Been that way for a good 20 year's now, if not more. 

Got a great life, great family. But, I'd sure have alot more money if I didn't have to spend $100 bucks a week on gas and beer.

 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

19 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Did they Fock up their life? Usually takes the hard stuff to do that. Beer drunks can often function. 

Their brains are mush.  Totally wet.  No different than we see from these guys here. They think they are cool and functioning, but they can't hold a job or a relationship.  I know many heavy beer drinkers, but there is a difference between the 15-20 guys and the 30+ guys. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

7 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I'm the same way with rum and sometimes whiskey. 

My wife drastically reduced her drinking, and as tempting as it is for me sometimes, I won't touch the Bacardi or Kraken that she no longer touches in the liquor cabinet.

I find that rum is easy to leave sitting on the shelf and not being tempted. unless making ice cream drinks. And how often does anyone do that?

Having a bottle of decent bourbon around though, Two slow sipping glasses a night is not unrealistic for me. It calls me like a siren. 

[[echo] 72]

ive been sober for 7 years, 1 month and 18 days.  To think vodka is the last stop on the alcohol train is silly.  I go to weekly meetings, and now have a higher power of my understanding.  Its a wonderful difficult journey.. 

most of the people i know got into the "rooms" due to consequences.. normal drinkers dont think about their sobriety.. but its all wasted effort if you're not done.. and if you're not.. go get done.

[Pimpadeaux 2,263]

2 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I find that rum is easy to leave sitting on the shelf and not being tempted. unless you are making ice cream drinks. And how often does anyone do that?

Having a bottle of decent bourbon around though, Two slow sipping glasses a night is not unrealistic for me. It calls me like a siren. 

A typical drinking night for me is one strong vodka tonic and two or three glasses of wine, spread out over five hours. I'd really like to quit for a month to see how it makes me feel, and I do go for days without drinking, never drink before 6 p.m. and never have more than one in an hour. 

Wine is like potato chips or pizza for me. I can't just have one chip or one slice. And I tend to mindlessly drink it too fast. 

We got into old fashions for a spell. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,263]

3 minutes ago, [echo] said:

ive been sober for 7 years, 1 month and 18 days.  To think vodka is the last stop on the alcohol train is silly.  I go to weekly meetings, and now have a higher power of my understanding.  Its a wonderful difficult journey.. 

most of the people i know got into the "rooms" due to consequences.. normal drinkers dont think about their sobriety.. but its all wasted effort if you're not done.. and if you're not.. go get done.

For me, restraint has more to do with caloric intake rather than sobriety. Alcohol has such a fock load of empty calories, and I'd rather be relatively sober and thin than drunk and fat.