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I Love How They Can Shovel a 6FT Grave In 5 Minutes

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A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

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28 minutes ago, frank said:

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

Great movie Casino Frank but get a kick out of the shows and movies how one person can shovel 6FT deep perfect square in 5 to 10 minutes. Also they never show them putting the dirt back in after. Hollywood magic!

 

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3 hours ago, frank said:

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

What show ...sounds familiar

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4 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Great movie Casino Frank but get a kick out of the shows and movies how one person can shovel 6FT deep perfect square in 5 to 10 minutes. Also they never show them putting the dirt back in after. Hollywood magic!

 

If I were forced to dig my own grave, I'd do a really crappy job out of spite.  <_<

If they said "hey, let's get a move on!" I'd say "what do I look like?"  :dunno: 

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Breaking Bad had the best hole diggers.  Graves, 55 gallon drums of money, large chemical tanks, it didn't matter.  All they needed was a shovel and a few lines from a hipster song playing in the background, and walla$#@!  :D 

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8 hours ago, frank said:

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

Wait....you think it only takes 30-45 minute to dig a 6 foot hole with a shovel? how wide is the hole?  2 inches?

On average it would take about 6 hours for TWO PEOPLE to dig a 6 foot grave, 3.25ft wide and 6.5 feet deep.

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1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Wait....you think it only takes 30-45 minute to dig a 6 foot hole with a shovel? how wide is the hole?  2 inches?

On average it would take about 6 hours for TWO PEOPLE to dig a 6 foot grave, 3.25ft wide and 6.5 feet deep.

Are you talking straight dirt with no rocks? Or how about tree roots?  They're the worst.

I think 2 mexicans (legal, of course) could dig a grave with straight dirt in about 90 minutes.

2 white mericans ....yeah probably 7-8 hours, they'd milk it for a full day so they wouldn't have to start another grave

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2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Wait....you think it only takes 30-45 minute to dig a 6 foot hole with a shovel? how wide is the hole?  2 inches?

On average it would take about 6 hours for TWO PEOPLE to dig a 6 foot grave, 3.25ft wide and 6.5 feet deep.

I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

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