wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 1, 2022 https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/01/hope-solo-arrested-dwi-child-abuse-resisting-arrest-two-kids-car/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 1, 2022 Arrested for DUI in a Walmart parking lot with your kids in the car and resisting arrest. Fantastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted April 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, wiffleball said: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/01/hope-solo-arrested-dwi-child-abuse-resisting-arrest-two-kids-car/ Quote The 40-year-old retired goalkeeper -- a 2x Olympic gold medalist and World Cup winner -- was taken into custody in a Walmart parking lot off Parkway Village Circle in Winston-Salem, North Carolina ... and was taken to the Forsyth County jail for processing. You are an azz...just because you go to Walmart, doesn't mean you are trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted April 1, 2022 Mud shark 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, wiffleball said: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/01/hope-solo-arrested-dwi-child-abuse-resisting-arrest-two-kids-car/ Big whoopie. What did she blow is what would be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted April 1, 2022 April fools Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted April 1, 2022 Isn’t she the one with roast beef meat curtains? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted April 1, 2022 52 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: You are an azz...just because you go to Walmart, doesn't mean you are trash. the article didnt say she went to wal mart. it just said he was taken into custody at a wal mart parking lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 1, 2022 Just now, JustinCharge said: the article didnt say she went to wal mart. it just said he was taken into custody at a wal mart parking lot. Sitting around in a walmart parking lot drinking is a national past time. WTF were the cops thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted April 1, 2022 was this up for debate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Big whoopie. What did she blow is what would be interesting. Seeing as how she's a celebrity of sorts, she probably blew the watch commander at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted April 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Isn’t she the one with roast beef meat curtains? yep worst vagina ive ever seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 1, 2022 1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: yep worst vagina ive ever seen You haven't seen Caitlyn's. Yet... Wait till sweeps week on fox! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,262 Posted April 1, 2022 19 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Isn’t she the one with roast beef meat curtains? WE HAVE THE MEATS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 395 Posted April 1, 2022 28 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: yep worst vagina ive ever seen I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. ETA: just for clarification— I’d still put things inside it… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted April 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. yep and shes overall an attractive woman too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,262 Posted April 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. ETA: just for clarification— I’d still put things inside it… Yeah, I wasn't aware she'd gone off the rails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted April 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Yeah, I wasn't aware she'd gone of the rails. You should marry her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 1, 2022 39 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Seeing as how she's a celebrity of sorts, she probably blew the watch commander at least. I give you a set up like that and you missed the uncontested layup at the buzzer for the loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted April 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: yep and shes overall an attractive woman too Could be very attractive…. but not after seeing the thing from Little Shop of Horrors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted April 1, 2022 So Hope Solo gets pulled over in a Wal Mart parking lot. Drunk and privileged. Deputy asks for her license, registration, and insurance. She slurs, what’s that??? Cop:says that thing with your picture and proof you own this vehicle. So she sludgenly gets everything and hands it over. Cop runs her name. Hope puts lip balm on expecting a breathalyzer involving felatio, again doing her jaw exercises like normal. Cop: Step out of the car mam. Hope: I usually do the breathalyzer in my mini van. Cop: I ran your name and my Captain googled your pics. My wife is making roast beef tonight and smashed potatoes tonight. I already lost my appetite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted April 1, 2022 57 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Isn’t she the one with roast beef meat curtains? Good one, Bunny. I nearly choked on my water after reading this I laughed so hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,262 Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: You should marry her Why, so you'll have another avenue for being a creepy cyber stalker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 1, 2022 Another article says that a bystander soccer passed out for over an hour in a vehicle with the kids in there. What a piece of crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, MLCKAA said: I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. ETA: just for clarification— I’d still put things inside it… You say that now. But as you approached and the stench started creeping in you might change your mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted April 1, 2022 3 hours ago, [echo] said: demon alcohol Blasphemy!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted April 1, 2022 1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Blasphemy!!! It was a blast for me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, MLCKAA said: I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. ETA: just for clarification— I’d still put things inside it… Hell no. That thing has been rooned by a black c0ck. I can smell that rotten roast beef from here. I’d let her blow me though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted April 2, 2022 Could always be worse... https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-nevada-mother-attempts-smother-232518845.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted April 2, 2022 Her husband is Jerramy Stevens who you may remember as a TE for Seattle, so her vag has had to accommodate a 6'7 black guy and those pictures are a result. They've been married for ten years, so as far as responsible black husbands/dads go Stevens is performing well above the norm. As for her, she's very attractive but with a worn out vag and now, an arrest for drunk driving while having kids in the car, that's not a good look. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 2, 2022 5 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: Why, so you'll have another avenue for being a creepy cyber stalker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted April 3, 2022 Looks like a granade has gone off in her life like her snatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 72 Posted April 4, 2022 On 4/1/2022 at 6:56 PM, BunnysBastatrds said: Blasphemy!!! only a matter of time before you crash and kill someone.. unfortunate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted April 4, 2022 It least she and the baby daddy have their jail time coordinated so one is usually out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,799 Posted April 4, 2022 On 4/1/2022 at 11:14 PM, Utilit99 said: BDS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted April 4, 2022 As horrific as the train wreck that is her vagina is, I think I'm more damaged by the pics of her abused azzhole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted April 4, 2022 1 minute ago, DonS said: As horrific as the train wreck that is her vagina is, I think I'm more damaged by the pics of her abused azzhole. Indeed, that thing has been battered into submission. Too bad she isn’t classier, she could’ve been really fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted April 4, 2022 On 4/1/2022 at 4:44 PM, MLCKAA said: I wasn’t aware of this and had to Google it. Wow. A couple of those pictures are really unflattering. ETA: just for clarification— I’d still put things inside it… Like ketchup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
