Happy Mother's Day, Peenie

[fandandy 3,311]

When we start dating I do not expect your kids to call me dad.  

I mean, they can if they want, but, I would almost prefer if they didn't.

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

I'm curious what way she will swipe on you ? Good brownie points about the kids.

[Gladiators 1,903]

Her daughter is much smarter.

[Utilit99 4,099]

I hope you keep having the right to kill your children like all the lib voters want. Mother's day embodies that right. 

[fandandy 3,311]

You ever go into the store and look for the black mother's day cards?

You ask the Asian clerk.

Black motha day? HAHAHAHA!!!  Those over by funny section.  HAHAHAHA!!!  Right next to sorry you turn fitty!!!  HAHAHAHA!!!!

[SUXBNME 1,322]

3 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

I hope you keep having the right to kill your children like all the lib voters want. Mother's day embodies that right. 

Just sad 

[Utilit99 4,099]

6 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Just sad 

Yeah. It is. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Sux is a pooper inner now.  He WAS here back in the day though when this place was legit cool.

The bar's clientele has changed, bro.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

2 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

Yeah. It is. 

Yeah, you are. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Can I say one singular thing before this thread trails off into the nether regions of stupidity?

I love you guys.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,910]

15 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I'm curious what way she will swipe on you ? Good brownie points about the kids.

 She’ll swipe his credit card down his booty crack.

[peenie 1,690]

19 hours ago, fandandy said:

When we start dating I do not expect your kids to call me dad.  

I mean, they can if they want, but, I would almost prefer if they didn't.

 

Oh! Thank you so much for remembering me today. I was really surprised! Well, no worries, I only have an adult child. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 hours ago, SUXBNME said:

Yeah, you are. 

I am what?

[jerryskids 5,169]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

I am what?

He is saying you are sad because you had to bring politics into this thread.  Based on your question I'll add that your lack of self-awareness is also sad.

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

He is saying you are sad because you had to bring politics into this thread.  Based on your question I'll add that your lack of self-awareness is also sad.

Thanks for the reply. And for you to think that mother's day isn't a farce at the moment is comical. The country is fighting for abortion.

Meh...Go pretend with your friends.... 

[jerryskids 5,169]

4 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Thanks for the reply. And for you to think that mother's day isn't a farce at the moment is comical. The country is fighting for abortion.

Meh...Go pretend with your friends.... 

Go pretend what?

Also, roughly 0.00000000000 people here are happy you drag politics into every discussion.  But you do you. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Go pretend what?

Also, roughly 0.00000000000 people here are happy you drag politics into every discussion.  But you do you. 

Go pretend that aborted kids are celebrating mother's day. 

[jerryskids 5,169]

I'm done with this loser.  @peenie, hope you had a great Mother's Day!  Also @TheNewGirl and any other moms here. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

I'm done with this loser. Hope all you pro abortionists have a great Mother's Day with your dead kids cheering you on!! Liberals Unite!!!! 

[peenie 1,690]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

I'm done with this loser.  @peenie, hope you had a great Mother's Day!  Also @TheNewGirl and any other moms here. 

Thank you! 

[fandandy 3,311]

Can you dorks not fight in my threads ever again starting... now.  Seriously.  All of you, go away.  

[SUXBNME 1,322]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

I'm done with this loser.  @peenie, hope you had a great Mother's Day!  Also @TheNewGirl and any other moms here. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Alright.  Let us just watch.  Skids and Sux will never again reference nor respond to Utility Toilet.  Mmmkay.

As the Indians say, me thinkie you two full of sh1t.

[fandandy 3,311]

Tell me again how amazing this place used to be...

[jerryskids 5,169]

8 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Alright.  Let us just watch.  Skids and Sux will never again reference nor respond to Utility Toilet.  Mmmkay.

As the Indians say, me thinkie you two full of sh1t.

Who said never again?  I meant in this thread.  Also sorry for commenting on him introducing politics into your thread, clearly you wanted him to do so.  I'll embrace it from now on. 

[fandandy 3,311]

I thought you started this thread.

[fandandy 3,311]

Alright, no arguments nor arguing nor negative vibrations nor any talk relative to anything relating to Cuba in this thread.  

Although there is a story I would love to tell involving a guy, actually two guys from Cuba but I will save that story for another thread.

I mean, unless.  No.  Never mind.   Rules are rules.

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

8 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Who said never again?  I meant in this thread.  Also sorry for commenting on him introducing politics into your thread, clearly you wanted him to do so.  I'll embrace it from now on. 

How is thinking killing children political? 

[MDC 5,877]

On 5/8/2022 at 11:30 AM, Utilit99 said:

I hope you keep having the right to kill your children like all the lib voters want. Mother's day embodies that right. 

Utoilet spent all day posting this garbage.

Total focking loser.  

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

And yet it was still one of fanhandys better threads  

[jerryskids 5,169]

1 minute ago, WhiteWonder said:

And yet it was still one of fanhandys better threads  

Yeah, the bar for @fandandyis pretty low.   

[edjr 5,547]

Wait, this is confusing. Didn't abortion used to be legal?

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 hours ago, MDC said:

Utoilet spent all day posting this garbage.

Total focking loser.  

24x7x365 following me around.

Obsessed.  

[posty 2,296]

On 5/8/2022 at 6:57 AM, Gladiators said:

Her daughter is much smarter.

Is it hers?