I Been Eating Salami & Hair Hoagies Lately

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

Got Salami a few days ago fresh off the local grocery store and been eating salami and  Swiss cheese melted hoagies with Mayo. My girl toasted my hoagie bun for me the other night when I was drunk. Half way through eating it there is this focking long hair in it. That's it! Ended up giving the rest to my dog. Blame my Girl cause she has really long hair down to the middle of her back and sometimes her hair ends up stuck to my balls when we get up after sleeping.

So the next night I told her I will toast my own buns and did. Eating the hoagie and half way through long hairs all through it again. Dog ate good again! So went down and check the salami and long hairs all through it and Black! Not my girls color and now I'm more disgusted realizing been eating some strangers hair for two days! Her DNA is in my stomach and yuck! Will never get meat off the deli again and holly heck she must have been a shedding b!tch.

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

I was happy getting some melted swiss on top of my salami and hair.

[TommyGavin 788]

4 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I was happy getting some melted swiss on top of my salami and hair.

Itsatip. Provolone cheese goes with salami and hair.  

[listen2me 23 1,529]

4 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

and sometimes her hair ends up stuck to my balls when we get up after sleeping.

So the next night I told her I will toast my own buns and did. 

 

Lol

[fandandy 3,311]

I love this guy.  How did this thread not get any traction?  

Don't mind these fools, BHB.  Just keep being you.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

9 hours ago, fandandy said:

I love this guy.  How did this thread not get any traction?  

Don't mind these fools, BHB.  Just keep being you.

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[JustinCharge 2,397]