Two workers fall into a chocolate tank

[Voltaire 4,556]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/09/2-workers-fall-into-chocolate-tank-at-mars-plant-in-pennsylvania/

Now we can expect an M&Ms shortage thanks to these candy asses.

[Utilit99 4,099]

Augustus Gloop? Call the Oompa Loopas!!!

[MDC 5,890]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Augustus Gloop? Call the Oompa Loopas!!!

GutterBoy?

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, MDC said:

GutterBoy?

Close, but wrong industry. 

Ah hell, let's see if the oompa loompa whistle works on him too. I bet it does. 

[Engorgeous George 1,160]

I thought this was a set up for a punch line.

[Voltaire 4,556]

They melt in the vat, not in your hands.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

After being pulled from the vat, the workers now claim to be the victims of police brutality and systemic racism.

[Ron 'Tator Salad' White 82]

Come with me

And you'll be

In a world of Osha violations

[Alias Detective 1,179]

4 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

After being pulled from the vat, the workers now claim to be the victims of police brutality and systemic racism.

We’re they brown skinned?

[GutterBoy 2,277]

42 minutes ago, MDC said:

GutterBoy?

 

What do you get when you're retarded as fock
Spouting bullsh!t, Trumps d he will suck
Hates all blacks, has no nutsack
disgusting slob teeth filled with plaque
I don't like the look of utoilet

[MDC 5,890]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

 

What do you get when you're retarded as fock
Spouting bullsh!t, Trumps d he will suck
Hates all blacks, has no nutsack
disgusting slob teeth filled with plaque
I don't like the look of utoilet

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

 

What do you get when you're retarded as fock
Spouting bullsh!t, Trumps d he will suck
Hates all blacks, has no nutsack
disgusting slob teeth filled with plaque
I don't like the look of utoilet

Says the lollipop kid. 

[Voltaire 4,556]

Does anybody have a better recipe for Death By Chocolate cake?

[TimHauck 1,799]

Soylent green is made out of people