I think this is a funny old football quote.

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Peyton Manning's QB coach Tom Moore, who oversaw the rise of Manning, was asked once why he has been.giving nearly all the reps in practice to Manning and very few to the back up QBs.

He replied, "Fellas, if '18' goes down, we're focked. And we don't practice focked."

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He wasn't lying!

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My favorite football quote--and one of my favorite quotes of all time--was when John McKay was asked about his team's execution sometime during the Buccaneers' winless inaugural season, and he said, "I'm all for it!"

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Really like the John McKay quote. Yeah as bad as they were playing and he had no qualms of letting people know that and was all in on executing them, LOL, literally AND physically.

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Funny stuff. 

A funny non-football one I've always liked.

Vitas Gerulaitis said this when he beat Jimmy Connors after having lost to him 16 times in a row.

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."