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Predator 5 - Trailer

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Wow. a girl is the "hero"  How woke of them

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There was a predator 2, 3 and 4? 

And Arny is now transgender?

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1 hour ago, edjr said:

 

Wow. a girl is the "hero"  How woke of them

The original books...way way back had a girl as a hero that was adopted by the predators.  

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I think it looks sweet.  It's funny how anything can be twisted to be woke by some though.

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Oh good f****** lord. Really? Jesse The body Ventura with a f****** minigun can't survive a superior alien race, but the same jackasses who were baffled by a blanket with smallpox somehow are going to run the day?

 

Jesus, these were the dumbest f****** warriors on the planet at their time. Clearly the most unsophisticated. But yeah, suddenly now they're going to beat the Predators.

 

You know, even a f*** stick like Custer beat the hell out of you.

 

You know why Indians keep saying "how?" Cuz they're constantly f****** confused. How does the Sun rise? How does that fire stick work? How does this fire water make me so sleepy?

 

Jesus. What's f****** next? Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels versus the matrix?

 

Arrrgh....😠

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5?  Geez... I knew 2 sucked azz, but I didn't realize it was that bad that 3 & 4 were totally skipped.

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8 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Oh good f****** lord. Really? Jesse The body Ventura with a f****** minigun can't survive a superior alien race, but the same jackasses who were baffled by a blanket with smallpox somehow are going to run the day?

 

Jesus, these were the dumbest f****** warriors on the planet at their time. Clearly the most unsophisticated. But yeah, suddenly now they're going to beat the Predators.

 

You know, even a f*** stick like Custer beat the hell out of you.

 

You know why Indians keep saying "how?" Cuz they're constantly f****** confused. How does the Sun rise? How does that fire stick work? How does this fire water make me so sleepy?

 

Jesus. What's f****** next? Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels versus the matrix?

 

Arrrgh....😠

If Danny Glover could do it then why can't an Indian girl?

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These are movies, they are meant to be fantasy, having a girl being the "hero" and dance with those who would in reality destroy her is part of the fun.

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2 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

If Danny Glover could do it then why can't an Indian girl?

He's got that extra muscle in his hamstring. Jimmy the Greek told me all about it one time.

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1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

This actually looks pretty good. 

Yes, because body armor and blunt tip arrows seems like a solid match.  It's like sending Alec Baldwin into a build-a-bear.

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1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

It looks like a parody.  
 

is that real?

dances with lasers.

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I understand she ends up bankrupting the entire exoplanet at the blackjack table.

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3 hours ago, easilyscan said:

This actually looks pretty good. 

Just watched the trailer. No, it doesn't. 

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On 6/14/2022 at 7:13 PM, shorepatrol said:

Just watched the trailer. No, it doesn't. 

Well, I clearly have reservations...

 

 

 

 

See what I did there?

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Just now, shorepatrol said:

Just watched the trailer. No, it doesn't. 

I mean, it looks as if Disney made it.  :dunno:  Well produced with some timely comedy.

But Predator?  PREDATOR?  It looks like a cheesy parady movie of it.

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16 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I think it looks sweet.  It's funny how anything can be twisted to be woke by some though.

Arnold > little Indian girl 

Stop 

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11 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

I mean, it looks as if Disney made it.  :dunno:  Well produced with some timely comedy.

But Predator?  PREDATOR?  It looks like a cheesy parady movie of it.

or Netflix

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Just now, edjr said:

Arnold > little Indian girl 

Stop 

Not sure how that makes this movie woke.

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1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Not sure how that makes this movie woke.

 

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The Critical Drinker Nails it Like a Hooker on Prom Night:

I remember those Strong Independent American Indian Females we were taught about in school and how they stood up to the Patriarchy in their tribes - and 7 ft tall 400lb Predators.  :doh:

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7 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

The Critical Drinker Nails it Like a Hooker on Prom Night:

I remember those Strong Independent Females we were taught about in school and how they stood up to the Patriarchy and 7 ft tall 400lb Predators.  :doh:

By the way, she really needs to get on YouTube and learn how to apply her mascara.

 

She looks like Michael j fox applied her eyeliner while she was on a pogo stick.

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I finally watched the movie tonight and it was pretty awesome. Definitely one of the better Predator movies. Right there with the first two. 

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4 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I finally watched the movie tonight and it was pretty awesome. Definitely one of the better Predator movies. Right there with the first two. 

How?

 

 

 

 

See what I did there?

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