Fat Tik Tok b1tch, told she can't ride a horse because too focking fat

[edjr 5,562]

 

 

Matt Walsh    

[edjr 5,562]

 

[Gladiators 1,904]

Maybe she thought horse's had spines made of reinforced steel. 

[edjr 5,562]

1 minute ago, Gladiators said:

Maybe she thought horse's had spines made of reinforced steel. 

Every day I hate the world we live in a little more. This fat fock has 2 million followers on tik tok because she wears fat fock clothes.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Just now, edjr said:

Every day I hate the world we live in a little more. This fat fock has 2 million followers on tik tok because she wears fat fock clothes.

Damn.  Well done MDC!

[wiffleball 4,639]

I remember when I was substantially larger. I went to a dude ranch for work. We were auditing a palladium mine just down the highway.

 

One afternoon, they decided it would be fun for us all to ride horses. So they put me on Thunder. It was a ginormous horse. Very handsome. Very large. And apparently the only horse that could handle my fat ass.

 

Except thunder would freak out at the very thought of water. Literally there's a trickle coming across the pasture. Like if you were to turn your garden hose on over a sidewalk. Horse just couldn't handle it. Got all dainty and whatnot.

 

I openly mocked this f****** horse. Really thunder? You're quite the badass aren't you? What, do you have french tips on your hooves?

Thunder weighed more than my f****** truck. So I don't feel badly for him. But in this case? Yeah shut the f****** b****.

[Herbivore 905]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

 

 

Matt Walsh    

bloody hell, what a dumb take, just soaked in bias and stupid agenda. granted, I probably could not stand this lady. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, Herbivore said:

bloody hell, what a dumb take, just soaked in bias and stupid agenda. granted, I probably could not stand this lady. 

bloody hell, what a dumb take, just soaked in bias and stupid agenda.

[edjr 5,562]

2 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

bloody hell, what a dumb take, just soaked in bias and stupid agenda. granted, I probably could not stand this lady. 

Do you own a mirror?

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

Do you own a mirror?

He has one probably, but he can't stomach looking into it. I would too if I were a liberal nutbag.

[Herbivore 905]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

Do you own a mirror?

huh?

[frank 2,144]

If you wanna ride, don’t ride the white horse.

[shovelheadt 61]

39 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I remember when I was substantially larger. I went to a dude ranch to get worked.

[Reality 2,710]

37 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

bloody hell, what a dumb take, just soaked in bias and stupid agenda. granted, I probably could not stand this lady. 

What issue could you possibly have with his "take"?

You people are fukin idiots.

[Utilit99 4,099]

12 minutes ago, Reality said:

What issue could you possibly have with his "take"?

You people are fukin idiots.

Ain't that the truth. 

[MDC 5,890]

moo  

[nobody 2,037]

Good to know.  I would've thought a horse could easily support a 300 pounder.  

[Horseman 1,513]

2 minutes ago, nobody said:

Good to know.  I would've thought a horse could easily support a 300 pounder.  

A normal 200lb man and a hundred pounds of gear doesn't sound unreasonable.  Google agrees with me:

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Most horses can safely carry 20% of their body weight. So a large draft horse weighing 2,000 pounds can theoretically safely carry a 400-pound person.

 

[Bert 1,091]

11 minutes ago, MDC said:

moo  

Don't hurt yourself.  Between the "curvy" chick in the rocky music you might rip the thing off.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

22 minutes ago, nobody said:

Good to know.  I would've thought a horse could easily support a 300 pounder.  

I’d imagine it would depend upon the breed of horse.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Red fox at 2:10

[Utilit99 4,099]

37 minutes ago, MDC said:

moo  

I'm guessing you aren't planning any horse riding anytime soon. 

[Voltaire 4,557]

25 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Red fox at 2:10

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Redd Foxx in the same movie, that's pretty much must see.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

20 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Redd Foxx in the same movie, that's pretty much must see.

There were a few great scenes, but this wasn’t a wonderful movie at the time

[MDC 5,890]

57 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I'm guessing you aren't planning any horse riding anytime soon. 

One day you’ll say something funny on purpose.  

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

One day you’ll say something funny on purpose.  

I'm thinking you are past the time in life of being able to lose the weight to be able to get on a horse without injuring it. 

[MDC 5,890]

8 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I'm thinking you are past the time in life of being able to lose the weight to be able to get on a horse without injuring it. 

Your daughter is 30 and your dad was 95, geezer. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, MDC said:

Your daughter is 30 and your dad was 95, geezer. 

My daughter is in her 20s and my dad died at 94. 

You are fat and will die in your 60's of a heart attack.

I can ride a horse if I choose to. You can't.  

 

[MDC 5,890]

7 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

My daughter is in her 20s and my dad died at 94. 

You are fat and will die in your 60's of a heart attack.

I can ride a horse if I choose to. You can't.  

 

I’m fit and younger than you. Your daughter strips for $ and bangs black guys for fun. She also never visits or even calls.

Not even on XMas.  

[Bier Meister 1,513]

 <——. Extra butter

[Utilit99 4,099]

29 minutes ago, MDC said:

I’m fit and younger than you. Your daughter strips for $ and bangs black guys for fun. She also never visits or even calls.

Not even on XMas.  

Bring it on internet tough guy.

[Voltaire 4,557]

[Utilit99 4,099]

59 minutes ago, MDC said:

I’m fit and younger than you. Your daughter strips for $ and bangs black guys for fun. She also never visits or even calls.

Not even on XMas.  

Gotra keep this one alive.  Calls other's kids retards.

Dude really has such a sad life he spends over 20 years here trolling because he's too fat to move from his couch. 

Watch him delete and deny. Pvssy.

[nobody 2,037]

1 hour ago, Bier Meister said:

There were a few great scenes, but this wasn’t a wonderful movie at the time

Put mama on the phone.  

I ain't never coming home no more.  Take it easy.

[Herbivore 905]

4 hours ago, Reality said:

What issue could you possibly have with his "take"?

You people are fukin idiots.

I would have to watch again, but initially that he says that noone could have treated her badly despite the video by the kid that he suspects would have been fired.   I am 6'2" 210, rode a horse recently with no problem. Average horse wgt is about 1400 lbs(900-2000). Plenty of room there. Why would this influencer post this? Why isn't she embarrased? Really? That's what they do, post about stuff. And, again, based on the kids video that was deleted, it seems quite possible she was treated poorly. He throws every stone at her, and makes every excuse for them.

[nobody 2,037]

I'm sure everyone involved is quite terrible.  He and she certainly both are.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

 The horse was ghey. He wanted Sux to ride him and got phaty phat instead. What does a ghey horse say… Haaayyy. Get this biotch off my saddle 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Gonna ride my horse, to golden corral... Gonna eat,  till I can't no mo.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

 My aunt that molested me at the San Antonio zoo shows up one day. She looks exactly like Ann Coulter. Couldn’t believe she was in my house. Was some what freaked out. And she knew it. 
 

 She rode a camel in the desert and was showing off her pics. Me: How many humps did that camel have???

[listen2me 23 1,541]

I figured snowflakes thought riding a horse may be animal cruelty.    Snowflakes are a hard egg to crack.  Just when you think you have them figured out..

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