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Is that like dodgeball? 

 

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We used to play it on the playground. During school. With teachers watching.  :dunno:

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1 hour ago, TheNewGirl said:

Is that like dodgeball? 

 

Yes, but free for all with music and wrenches. 

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Fock yeah.  I grew up in the good ol' days.  

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It's very trans-friendly since everybody wants to be the queer. Too bad none of them are very good at it.

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Maybe this is why HT and Util are so negative all the time...

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3 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Is that like dodgeball? 

 

no, its Kill the Man with the Ball. I played with both of the names.

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15 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

no, its Kill the Man with the Ball. I played with both of the names.

Ring around the rosie
Hopscotch, Monopoly
Red light, green light
G. I. Joes and Barbies
Hide and seek, kick the can
Cowboys and Indians
Wiffle ball, paper dolls
Hacky sack and hangman
Tag you're IT, cops and robbers
Jungle gym, chutes and ladders
Tic tac toe, Mister Rogers
Marco Polo, London bridges
Simon says, steal the bacon
Time out, trick or treat
Electric company
Olly olly oxen free
Do you, want to, play with me
Spin the bottle, post office
Kiss and tell, dressin' up
Playin' doctor, peek-a-boo
Two hand touch, cooties
Little League, Looney Tunes
Scissors rock paper, Zoom
Kick ball, stick ball
Kill the guy with the ball
Buckin' up, recess
Jump rope, relieveo
See saw, sand box
Matchbox, Cheerios
ABC's, spelling bees
Sesame Street, hockey
Duck duck duck duck goose
Jack and Suzi sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes Adam
In a baby carriage
 
Kick ass guitar :headbanger:

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been brought up a couple times here. 

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26 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

no, its Kill the Man with the Ball. I played with both of the names.

Do we now have to call it Kill the Person with the Ball? 

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3 hours ago, TimmySmith said:

We used to play it on the playground. During school. With teachers watching.  :dunno:

We used to play it and teachers would join in. 

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in the 6th grade i got body slammed by an older kid and i knocked me out cold.

woke up in hospital.  one of 3 or 4 ones i got growing up.

dad took the fam to disneyland for a week while i recovered.

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Interesting. I thought only kids in my region called the game that. Had no idea "smear the queer" was national.

God bless the 70's. 

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We called it kill the man with the ball. One guy has the ball and runs for his life. Everyone chases him. He gets tackled or wusses out and throws the ball up in the air. 

Our version of dodgeball - everyone stands in a group except two people on opposite sides. One of them throws the ball and tries to hit anyone in the middle. No catching it, if it touches you, you are now a thrower. It continues like that until the last person in the middle is the winner. I didn’t know there was another version until much later. 

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5 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Anyone play this in the younger years?

haha.....sure did

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Still do, but “smearing” them looks a lot different post puberty. 

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3 hours ago, taco breath said:

in the 6th grade i got body slammed by an older kid and i knocked me out cold.

ghey is ghey. :dunno:

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Yup, that is what we played.  Fumble the football around, then whoever picks it up has to make it through everyone else.

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I played Zom to Groom

The students would run for our lives and if the teachers caught us we had to become transexual.

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Yep, I remember on Thanksgiving dinner we had when I was around 10 years old and my Grandparents were visiting.  As we were finishing up eating someone asked what we should do.  I jokingly said how about a nice game of smear the queer in the backyard?  My brother started laughing but my Grandparents had a look of horror.  I found out later from my Mom that Grandma thought I was gay after that!

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