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So I Wake Up This Morning…

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…and go to the bathroom. The door is closed and figured my step son is in there so I wait in the kitchen. As I’m in the kitchen cracking my first beer of the day, this twenty one year old (34B) blonde hair blue eyed rock n roll mascara wearing beauty comes walking out in purple panties and a bra. She goes to the kitchen and says “good morning handsome!!!” Grabs a beer and goes to his room shaking it!!!  Speechless I said “Oh my!!!” 
 

 I had flashbacks from the 80’s. I’m in heaven. 

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42 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

…and go to the bathroom. The door is closed and figured my step son is in there so I wait in the kitchen. As I’m in the kitchen cracking my first beer of the day, this twenty one year old (34B) blonde hair blue eyed rock n roll mascara wearing beauty comes walking out in purple panties and a bra. She goes to the kitchen and says “good morning handsome!!!” Grabs a beer and goes to his room shaking it!!!  Speechless I said “Oh my!!!” 
 

 I had flashbacks from the 80’s. I’m in heaven. 

Why would she shake the beer?  It's going to blow all over the place when she opens it.

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It's times like this I wish my son didn't have his own place.  :wall: 

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4 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

It's times like this I wish my son didn't have his own place.  :wall: 


 It’s getting very interesting up in here. I know she’s just flirting with an older guy. But, damn. She walks past me in the kitchen and asks if I heard her last night moaning across the hall. Gotta go to work Bunny. Se ya!!!

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She sounds like she might need help.  

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It's this exact thing that out of the blue, tells you it's going to be a good day😎

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:


 It’s getting very interesting up in here. I know she’s just flirting with an older guy. But, damn. She walks past me in the kitchen and asks if I heard her last night moaning across the hall. Gotta go to work Bunny. Se ya!!!

That ain’t flirting that’s throwing it out there for you :lol: 

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2 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

That ain’t flirting that’s throwing it out there for you :lol: 

 This girl is insanely hot and smart. And she is throwing it at me. She left a post it note with a kiss on my fawking shoe!!! “Why wait” 

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1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 This girl is insanely hot and smart. And she is throwing it at me. She left a post it note with a kiss on my fawking shoe!!! “Why wait” 

Ain’t nothing wrong with being both a dad and an Eskimo brother to the same person :lol: 

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3 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Ain’t nothing wrong with being both a dad and an Eskimo brother to the same person :lol: 


 I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo poosay is mighty cold.

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9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:


 I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo poosay is mighty cold.

Id think it would be the only thing on them that was actually warm :lol: 

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 Gawd Damn this chick is HOT. She called in sick and went home and showed and changed. Walks in a minute ago wearing a white mini skirt and an AC/DC shirt. I’m not going to do more than anything you can. 

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3 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Gawd Damn this chick is HOT. She called in sick and went home and showed and changed. Walks in a minute ago wearing a white mini skirt and an AC/DC shirt. I’m not going to do more than anything you can. 

Excellent taste in music too :thumbsup: 

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16 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Excellent taste in music too :thumbsup: 


 This biotch is crazy!!! 

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 She’s signing Adam Ant in my kitchen. “Goodie Two Shoes”! I’m scared!!!!

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2 hours ago, Strike said:

Why would she shake the beer?  It's going to blow all over the place when she opens it.

It's hard to think straight when you have a  chloroform hangover.

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4 hours ago, Strike said:

Why would she shake the beer?  It's going to blow all over the place when she opens it.

It won’t be the only one. 

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2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:


 This biotch is crazy!!! 

 

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 She’s back. She came in and dropped her purse. Bent over and said”ooops”. I’m in heaven with this crazy chick. 

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I believe every word bunny types. 

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 She’s back. She came in and dropped her purse. Bent over and said”ooops”. I’m in heaven with this crazy chick. 

Why don’t you show her there is a better way to get people to like her, I bet she had some kind of abuse in her young life. 

 

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1 minute ago, weepaws said:

Why don’t you show her there is a better way to get people to like her, I bet she had some kind of abuse in her young life. 

 

The fok?

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