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Hey Voltaire! Your cat has arrived!

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A Dallas rescue group Thursday reached out to our group to see if we had any room for three kittens and their mother.

A woman with bipolar disease was fostering them over there and became unstable and demanded that the rescue group take them back immediately. I'm guessing her foster days are over with that group.

The cats have ringworm, which is a rite of passage for kittens. Like chicken pox used to be years ago, just about every kitten gets ringworm, and they're usually one and done. 

The four kittens I posted in the contest thread have ringworm, so it made sense for us to take in the noobs. A transport chain delivered them to us just an hour or so ago. They'll live here for a week or two and then go up to the studio.

I've been given the green light for you to name this cute little female tortie kitten. I guess she is about eight to 10 weeks old.

I'll have to veto a name if we've had one with the same name in the system before. I know you won't try to name her fockface, cuntpotato, Horsewoman or something.

As promised, I present to you Voltaire's cat to name:

https://postimg.cc/HcWM1Fmg

She's a little shy right now, but we'll win her over pretty quickly and get her ready for adoption, and I'll chronicle her story here in long, boring details. 

 

 

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Thanks. Message received. I'll work on it now.

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Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. 

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I'm floating the idea of : Shiloh 

at the moment based on the personality, the historical reference, and the cool phonetic sound.

That name doesn't have any Geek Club significance but I'm at a loss thinking of one that does and is suitable for a female cat

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The nose looks like it's been injured and the whiskers on the left side of the cat's face seem to be missing, hopefully that's just the camera angle.

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3 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I'm floating the idea of : Shiloh 

at the moment based on the personality, the historical reference, and the cool phonetic sound.

That name doesn't have any Geek Club significance but I'm at a loss thinking of one that does and is suitable for a female cat

That's a mighty fine name!

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Just now, Voltaire said:

The nose looks like it's been injured and the whiskers on the left side of the cat's face seem to be missing, hopefully that's just the camera angle.

No, that's what ringworm does. 

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17 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. 

Hitler McHitler Face

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From the picture:  Durante.  Looks sad with a big (for a cat) shnoz

Most unacceptable name:  MAGAtron.  There may be more...

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2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

No, that's what ringworm does. 

I noticed in a lot of your pics how the cats had messed up looking noses like this.

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Also I want a recount; I think I win with these 4 additions$#@!  🤪

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Some variation of "Black and Tan":

Guinness, Bass, Irish Car Bomb, BAT, Cranberry (music reference), Mick

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6 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Some variation of "Black and Tan":

Guinness, Bass, Irish Car Bomb, BAT, Cranberry (music reference), Mick

Yuengling 

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

I noticed in a lot of your pics how the cats had messed up looking noses like this.

A few of them have lingering upper respiratory crap, which we treat with medications. As much as these things proliferate and survive in the wild, you'd think they'd be hardier. 

But they're not.

They're really quite fragile. 

We just spent a few minutes trying to socialize with your cat. She's pretty shy, but she'll be a lap cat in no time. 

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1 hour ago, Horseman said:

Cat, rocks -> burlap sack -> lake.

Rince and repeat 26 times. You're welcome.  

Takes a big man to hurt or kill defenseless animals. Good job.

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6 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

A few of them have lingering upper respiratory crap, which we treat with medications. As much as these things proliferate and survive in the wild, you'd think they'd be hardier. 

But they're not.

They're really quite fragile. 

We just spent a few minutes trying to socialize with your cat. She's pretty shy, but she'll be a lap cat in no time. 

I think we can roll with "Shiloh."

Final decision.

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Just now, Voltaire said:

I think we can roll with "Shiloh."

Final decision.

Shiloh it is!

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1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

I think we can roll with "Shiloh."

Final decision.

Um, Voltaire, this is not about you ending this quickly.  It's about our entertainment.  TYVM$#@!

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2 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. 

Utilit

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2 hours ago, Voltaire said:

suitable for a female cat

Man hands. 

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Faulto Putino 

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She’s a cute cat. 👍🏼

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20 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Um, Voltaire, this is not about you ending this quickly.  It's about our entertainment.  TYVM$#@!

Hence the sauce offer for terrible names. Voltaire gets three sauces and cat naming for his win. 

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1 minute ago, WhiteWonder said:

She’s a cute cat. 👍🏼

She's very shy, though. But we've dealt with shy torties before. Imma smush her with lurve.

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3 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Takes a big man to hurt or kill defenseless animals. Good job.

You're a Vegan? Figures. 

This is a strong contender for ghayest thread of the year.  Name Pimpdouche's poosay!  

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32 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

It's as if Bob Newhart were a kitten.

 

Hi, I’m Prairie. This is my brother Feral, and my other brother Feral.

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1 hour ago, Cloaca du jour said:

 

Oh, no.

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13 hours ago, Voltaire said:

I think we can roll with "Shiloh."

Final decision.

 

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19 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

Man hands. 

She doesn't post here anymore. 

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