Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 A Dallas rescue group Thursday reached out to our group to see if we had any room for three kittens and their mother. A woman with bipolar disease was fostering them over there and became unstable and demanded that the rescue group take them back immediately. I'm guessing her foster days are over with that group. The cats have ringworm, which is a rite of passage for kittens. Like chicken pox used to be years ago, just about every kitten gets ringworm, and they're usually one and done. The four kittens I posted in the contest thread have ringworm, so it made sense for us to take in the noobs. A transport chain delivered them to us just an hour or so ago. They'll live here for a week or two and then go up to the studio. I've been given the green light for you to name this cute little female tortie kitten. I guess she is about eight to 10 weeks old. I'll have to veto a name if we've had one with the same name in the system before. I know you won't try to name her fockface, cuntpotato, Horsewoman or something. As promised, I present to you Voltaire's cat to name: https://postimg.cc/HcWM1Fmg She's a little shy right now, but we'll win her over pretty quickly and get her ready for adoption, and I'll chronicle her story here in long, boring details. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,496 Posted July 2, 2022 Cat, rocks -> burlap sack -> lake. Rince and repeat 26 times. You're welcome. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 Thanks. Message received. I'll work on it now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 I'm floating the idea of : Shiloh at the moment based on the personality, the historical reference, and the cool phonetic sound. That name doesn't have any Geek Club significance but I'm at a loss thinking of one that does and is suitable for a female cat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 The nose looks like it's been injured and the whiskers on the left side of the cat's face seem to be missing, hopefully that's just the camera angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Voltaire said: I'm floating the idea of : Shiloh at the moment based on the personality, the historical reference, and the cool phonetic sound. That name doesn't have any Geek Club significance but I'm at a loss thinking of one that does and is suitable for a female cat That's a mighty fine name! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 Just now, Voltaire said: The nose looks like it's been injured and the whiskers on the left side of the cat's face seem to be missing, hopefully that's just the camera angle. No, that's what ringworm does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,337 Posted July 2, 2022 17 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. Hitler McHitler Face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,066 Posted July 2, 2022 From the picture: Durante. Looks sad with a big (for a cat) shnoz Most unacceptable name: MAGAtron. There may be more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: No, that's what ringworm does. I noticed in a lot of your pics how the cats had messed up looking noses like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,066 Posted July 2, 2022 Also I want a recount; I think I win with these 4 additions$#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,066 Posted July 2, 2022 Some variation of "Black and Tan": Guinness, Bass, Irish Car Bomb, BAT, Cranberry (music reference), Mick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,727 Posted July 2, 2022 Based on the pic. I dub thee "butIpoopfromthere" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted July 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Some variation of "Black and Tan": Guinness, Bass, Irish Car Bomb, BAT, Cranberry (music reference), Mick Yuengling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Voltaire said: I noticed in a lot of your pics how the cats had messed up looking noses like this. A few of them have lingering upper respiratory crap, which we treat with medications. As much as these things proliferate and survive in the wild, you'd think they'd be hardier. But they're not. They're really quite fragile. We just spent a few minutes trying to socialize with your cat. She's pretty shy, but she'll be a lap cat in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Horseman said: Cat, rocks -> burlap sack -> lake. Rince and repeat 26 times. You're welcome. Takes a big man to hurt or kill defenseless animals. Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: A few of them have lingering upper respiratory crap, which we treat with medications. As much as these things proliferate and survive in the wild, you'd think they'd be hardier. But they're not. They're really quite fragile. We just spent a few minutes trying to socialize with your cat. She's pretty shy, but she'll be a lap cat in no time. I think we can roll with "Shiloh." Final decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 Just now, Voltaire said: I think we can roll with "Shiloh." Final decision. Shiloh it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,296 Posted July 2, 2022 Trumpettea ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,066 Posted July 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Voltaire said: I think we can roll with "Shiloh." Final decision. Um, Voltaire, this is not about you ending this quickly. It's about our entertainment. TYVM$#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: Bottle of sauce to the poster who comes up with the most unacceptable name. Utilit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Voltaire said: suitable for a female cat Man hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted July 2, 2022 Faulto Putino Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted July 2, 2022 She’s a cute cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 20 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Um, Voltaire, this is not about you ending this quickly. It's about our entertainment. TYVM$#@! Hence the sauce offer for terrible names. Voltaire gets three sauces and cat naming for his win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted July 2, 2022 1 minute ago, WhiteWonder said: She’s a cute cat. She's very shy, though. But we've dealt with shy torties before. Imma smush her with lurve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,496 Posted July 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: Takes a big man to hurt or kill defenseless animals. Good job. You're a Vegan? Figures. This is a strong contender for ghayest thread of the year. Name Pimpdouche's poosay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted July 2, 2022 How about molly? Molly Ringworm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted July 2, 2022 It's as if Bob Newhart were a kitten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, wiffleball said: It's as if Bob Newhart were a kitten. Hi, I’m Prairie. This is my brother Feral, and my other brother Feral. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted July 2, 2022 12 hours ago, Cdub100 said: pen1s nose. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Cloaca du jour said: Oh, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 2, 2022 13 hours ago, Voltaire said: I think we can roll with "Shiloh." Final decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,699 Posted July 2, 2022 Grandma's Boy, all time underrated comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,695 Posted July 2, 2022 19 hours ago, WhiteWonder said: Man hands. She doesn't post here anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites