TommyGavin 788 Posted August 16, 2022 This place sucks. No humor.  None. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted August 16, 2022 A bear and a rabbit are chitting in the woods. the bear looks over and asks âdo you have problems with poo sticking to your fur?â rabbit says âwhy no, I donât.â  so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 558 Posted August 16, 2022 What do you call a woman who is anorexic, & has a yeast infection ? A quarter pounder with cheese.  What do they use venetian blinds for in Ethiopia ? Bunkbeds  What do you call an Ethiopian with penny on his head ? A nail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted August 16, 2022 A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted August 16, 2022 Good try. Keep them coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,852 Posted August 16, 2022 A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom. The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?" The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?" She says: "Pepper." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,191 Posted August 16, 2022 What did the leper say to the prostitute? Â Keep the tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted August 16, 2022 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 16, 2022 I woke up to a blowjob this morning.....                     last time I sleep with my mouth open.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,191 Posted August 16, 2022 Eesa... eesa... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted August 16, 2022 I was blessed with a 10â pen1s.  Thankfully that priest is in jail. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,260 Posted August 16, 2022 18 hours ago, Bier Meister said: A bear and a rabbit are chitting in the woods. the bear looks over and asks âdo you have problems with poo sticking to your fur?â rabbit says âwhy no, I donât.â  so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,260 Posted August 16, 2022 How did Trump break his arm at the golf course? He fell off the ball-washing device. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted August 17, 2022 What do you call a midget waving?  A microwave 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted August 17, 2022 my girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus. i was not only shocked, but i was appalled, aghast and dismayed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted August 17, 2022 On 8/16/2022 at 12:01 AM, Bier Meister said: A bear and a rabbit are chitting in the woods. the bear looks over and asks âdo you have problems with poo sticking to your fur?â rabbit says âwhy no, I donât.â  so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit  1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted August 18, 2022 I went to the bookstore the other day and saw a book titled "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems". So, I bought two. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,484 Posted August 18, 2022 A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says âthis is the pig Iâve been sleeping withâ his wife says âthatâs not a pigâ The man says âI wasnât talking to youâ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,638 Posted September 2, 2022 I was molested by my teacher when I was a kid. Â Unfortunately, I was homeschooled. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 2, 2022 i think my wife is cheating on me. she said "ill be home in 10-15 mins max". my name is logan. why did the police officer arrest the duck? because he was selling quack. how does a pilot like his sandwich? plain. what did the baby corn say to the momma corn? wheres popcorn? wanna hear a joke about paper? its tearable. did you hear about the baguette at the zoo? it was bread in captivity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 2, 2022 How did I make the subject like an emoji??? I seriously donât know how I did that.  Keep the jokes coming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 3, 2022 i asked my date to meet me at he gym but she didnt show up. thats when i knew we werent gonna work out. a man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. so i gave him a glass of water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 3, 2022 a friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes. they did unspeakable things to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 3, 2022 What do you get if you cross my ex-wife with a disabled octopus? A five-legged slut  Stolen from After Life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted September 15, 2022 what's the toughest part of being a chargers fan? Â Â Telling your parents you're ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 15, 2022 39 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: what's the toughest part of being a chargers fan? Â Â Telling your parents you're ghey Thought that was San Francisco fans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted September 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Thought that was San Francisco fans greenwich village says heeeeyyyyy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Bier Meister said: greenwich village says heeeeyyyyy. Ha. My bad. That was directed to Sux not you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted September 16, 2022 3 hours ago, TommyGavin said: Thought that was San Francisco fans Why would he tell San Francisco fans heâs gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted October 8, 2022 they say an asteroid killed all the dinosaurs. you could also say it killed many birds with one stone. reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted October 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, JustinCharge said: they say an asteroid killed all the dinosaurs. you could also say it killed many birds with one stone. reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating. I know what I know if you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted October 8, 2022 mirrors dont break. they multiply. i like telling dad jokes. sometimes, he laughs. what concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickleback.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, JustinCharge said: mirrors dont break. they multiply. i like telling dad jokes. sometimes, he laughs. what concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickleback.  Dad joke time Why did your Dad fawk your Mom and get impregnated? She didnât suck d!ck and swallow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,577 Posted October 9, 2022 A couple weeks ago, I was walking thru the park and I saw this beautiful young lady sitting on the bench reading a book I walked up to her and asked "what is that you are reading?" She replied, "its a very interesting book called Strange Sexual Facts" I said, "that does sound interesting, have you learned anything?" She said, "in fact I have, did you know that the Irish man has the thickest pen1s in the world, and the Native American has the longest?" I said, "wow, I did not know that" She said, "I'm sorry, my name is Krista." I replied, "Hi Krista, my name is Tonto O'Reilly" Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,577 Posted October 9, 2022 I went to a wedding today at a nudist colony. It was really weird. You couldnât tell who the bride or groom were, but you could tell I was the best man 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted October 10, 2022 if 2 vegans were arguing, would they have a beef with each other? if apple made a car, would it still have windows? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites