The Official Week 1 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

What in the flying fock is Lamar Jackson doing?  Why do I put myself through this with this clown every year?  FU, Lamar

Speaking of clowns, CMAC has a cool 3 yards.  That's fantastic.  I"m just surprised he's not hurt yet

Oh, and fock the Steelers D for literally outscoring all 3 of my teams so far, combined.  

New season, same garbage

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Sat the only two guys who showed up, Hunt and Patterson (so much for that awful NO D matchup). 

[JagFan 97]

Typical week 1.  Let’s all dump our teams and redraft!

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Tee Higgins in protocol?  Awesome.  Didn't think anyone could do worse than Allen Robinson.  As usual, I was wrong

[BufordT 371]

CMac. Just get off the field and collect your pay check on the sidelines.  You are done

[Super Cubs 132]

all the Bengals  on my teams

better yet just make it all my players that are lions, tigers, and bears, oh my

[huskyhater75 242]

Joe Burrow sucks. He's dragging that team down single-handedly, 100% POS. He obviously read too much in off-season about how "great" he is-YUCK.

[Showboat 143]

FU McLaurin - If I wanted an Allenn Robinson performance, I would have drafted Allen Robinson.

 

[Chronic Fockster 106]

Michael Thomas zero.

Eat my sh1t, Mike.  I can guard you 

[LaChup 154]

Taysom Hill. Alvin says FU! Stay in your lane TE.

[BufordT 371]

Ditto Michael Thomas and every sideline reporter that was praising Jameis Winston.  Winston/Thomas = putrid

[BufordT 371]

And Taysom Hill.  I wanna puke every time I see your name pop up in the box score.  Guy is the biggest buzz kill in the league.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

"Patterson won't be able to find any running lanes against the stout Saints defense." Uh-huh. 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Who is the focking idiot coaching Carolina?  Rhule?  Dude should be fired immediately.  6 touches for CMAC and 2 catches for DJ Moore through 3 quarters?  Get the fock out of here you focking moron

[polecatt 399]

Kyle Pitts!

Do something!!!

[huskyhater75 242]

Burrow throws his FOURTH INTERCEPTION...........but wait-Pittsburg is gonna have to punt, can he get 5 INTERCEPTIONS? Me thinks so, go Joe-strive for five, do what you're best at!

[polecatt 399]

Just now, huskyhater75 said:

Burrow throws his FOURTH INTERCEPTION...........but wait-Pittsburg is gonna have to punt, can he get 5 INTERCEPTIONS? Me thinks so, go Joe-strive for five, do what you're best at!

Looks like he's coming back down to Earth a little bit

[huskyhater75 242]

1 minute ago, polecatt said:

Looks like he's coming back down to Earth a little bit

HAHA, he sure is!

[polecatt 399]

5 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

HAHA, he sure is!

It was bound to happen. Let's be honest, it was a little bit of a fluke last season.

They were already engraving his bust for Canton. He was being called the next Tom Brady.

I'm not saying he sucks or anything, but that's ridiculous at this point

[weepaws 2,452]

3 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

What in the flying fock is Lamar Jackson doing?  Why do I put myself through this with this clown every year?  FU, Lamar

Speaking of clowns, CMAC has a cool 3 yards.  That's fantastic.  I"m just surprised he's not hurt yet

Oh, and fock the Steelers D for literally outscoring all 3 of my teams so far, combined.  

New season, same garbage

[weepaws 2,452]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Who is the focking idiot coaching Carolina?  Rhule?  Dude should be fired immediately.  6 touches for CMAC and 2 catches for DJ Moore through 3 quarters?  Get the fock out of here you focking moron

love these 

[gcmmidwest 98]

Anybody seen Mike Williams 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Guess we can safely add Austin Ekeler and Darren Waller to the list.   Ridiculous

[ric0 20]

Fock Kyler, fock Dillon. 
FU Keenan for breaking your mangina. 

[crackills 19]

Did Mike Williams bang Herberts sister or what?  that fucktard hasnt gotten one look.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Ya I guess the whole Darren Waller thing is over.  Go back to smoking crack Darren

I say it every year, but next year I'm drafting Allen, Herbert, or whoever the top QB is in the 1st round.  I"m done with this jerkoff RBs who's coaches give them the ball 10 times a game.  

[drdelaware 7]

F Alvin Kamara

[PunkRockRedneck 8]

Mike Williams is just MIA. 1 target? and that's with Allen out? WTF?

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I hope Dontrell Hillard gets syphillis

[PunkRockRedneck 8]

Just now, Gratefulegg1973 said:

I hope Dontrell Hillard gets syphillis

ya, I feel ya there. Henry owner here as well.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Did Ekeler get hurt?  WTF is the fascination with Sony focking Michel?  Wish I would have known my 3rd overall pick was in a 3 man committee.  So glad I took him over Jefferson, Kupp, well hell, anybody

Meanwhile, Tennesse has a 3rd and 1 and they run a TE reverse instead of giving it to Henry.  Let me repeat, a TE reverse.  

Fock everything.  Fantasy football is for nerds

[huskyhater75 242]

Michel just picked up the clinching first down.

Did Tennesse pick up the first down on that reverse?

Fantasy footbal is for BEER drinkers!

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

2 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

Michel just picked up the clinching first down.

Did Tennesse pick up the first down on that reverse?

Fantasy footbal is for BEER drinkers!

lol no tennesse didn't get it.  it was a 3 yard loss.  Even the dolt announcers were going crazy.  

[huskyhater75 242]

EFF Reid-he's got Hellaire lighting them up in first half-but that fat old phuk just can't resisit a RBBC, he HAS to include/forcefeed that Pacheco guy-WTF, if it ain't broke, why fix it?

[huskyhater75 242]

1 minute ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

lol no tennesse didn't get it.  it was a 3 yard loss.  Even the dolt announcers were going crazy.  

Beer will ease your pain, long season. Good luck next week.

[LaChup 154]

Now I know why no one drafted Alvin Kamara before me. F me!

[weepaws 2,452]

39 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Did Ekeler get hurt?  WTF is the fascination with Sony focking Michel?  Wish I would have known my 3rd overall pick was in a 3 man committee.  So glad I took him over Jefferson, Kupp, well hell, anybody

Meanwhile, Tennesse has a 3rd and 1 and they run a TE reverse instead of giving it to Henry.  Let me repeat, a TE reverse.  

Fock everything.  Fantasy football is for nerds

Oh man lol

[rallo 132]

Oof Mike Williams... and da fuq ColtsD

[easilyscan 553]

One for myself. Had Aiyuk @ flex. Saw the weather conditions in Chicago & decided I needed to set him.

Had Toney on my bench. Regretted that pick as soon as the draft ended. Put too much emphasis on the one huge game he had as a rookie last year.

Dropped him. Because my league rewards return yards, I thought of Devin Duvernay.

At the last second I passed on him, and took a flyer on Sammy Watkins.  

F-ME! 

[ZeroTolerance 582]

12 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

One for myself. Had Aiyuk @ flex. Saw the weather conditions in Chicago & decided I needed to set him.

Had Toney on my bench. Regretted that pick as soon as the draft ended. Put too much emphasis on the one huge game he had as a rookie last year.

Dropped him. Because my league rewards return yards, I thought of Devin Duvernay.

At the last second I passed on him, and took a flyer on Sammy Watkins.  

F-ME! 

I didn't get to see how bad the weather was thanks to a patient going bad right before kickoff. Stuck with Kmet and his 0 instead of Okwuebunam.