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People like ryhmes.

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Society likes rhymes.  They just do.  Folks make up dumb things for no other reason than they rhyme.  I notice it all the time.   A lot of them are just dumb, but because they rhyme, people say them.   Example from below, "Made in the Shade" and "Fun in the Sun".  You can have fun in the shade or have it made in the sun, but simply because they don't rhyme, they aren't fun to say. And what is a belly itcher?  It has nothing to do whatsoever with pitching.    Why are we so enamored with rhymes? 

I"ll start. I'm going to do a few just so you know what I'm talking about.  After that, its ONE RHYME PER POST. 

We Want a Pitcher, Not a Belly Itcher
Wind in the west, fishing's the best, wind in the east, fishing's the least
Automatica Grammatica
Liquor is Quicker
Holy Guacamole
Candy is Dandy
Made in the Shade
Fun in the Sun
 

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8 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Oppo-taco is the worst made up one yet.

Yeah.  Either that or Washingtronia Caplock

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Just now, craftsman said:

Jack and Jill went up a hill

each with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two fifty

f'n hore.

Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy!

Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. 

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Cuff and Stuff -- but this one is different. It actually means what it says.  So it doesn't count. It isn't a saying simply because it rhymes. 

Our country has a rhyming problem.  Once I get enough of them on this thread, I'm filing a petition. 

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1 minute ago, Scary Gary said:

Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy!

Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. 

You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor.

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Drunk as skunk.  Dumb.  I mean...are skunks knows as being drunk? Nope.  All part of the rhyming problem. 

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So, like, Leann Rhymes? 

 

Jury's still out on her tiits. I mean in one picture she's got a great rack. The next time not so much. I find that baffling. 

 

 

... And apparently she sings stuff. I don't know.

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2 minutes ago, craftsman said:

You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor.

And you are just the wrong guy for the job!

 

Look, few more days and Wendy's is going to hire you back. When they do? Make me a Frosty b****.

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20 minutes ago, Scary Gary said:

Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy!

Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. 


Andrew Dice Ghey: Hickory dickory Dock. Some queer is sucking my coock. The clock struck two, I toss my goo, and drop the biotch off on the next block. Ooooooohhhj!

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29 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

And you are just the wrong guy for the job!

 

Look, few more days and Wendy's is going to hire you back. When they do? Make me a Frosty b****.

Check out the :cry: on wiffle. 

So consistent of you. 

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2 hours ago, craftsman said:

You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor.

Do you know anyone who is funny?

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1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said:

Do you know anyone who is funny?

Looks like I have another MDC type stalker. 

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Mr.Mcneeny had a 9 ft weenie

Showed it to the lady next door

She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake

Now its only 2 ft 4

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20 minutes ago, craftsman said:

Looks like I have another MDC type stalker. 

Doesn’t even rhyme. Get with the times. 

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Get woke Go Broke

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 Not last night but the night before, 69 naggers knocked on the door. Went upstairs to get my gun, fell in the toilet and it wasn’t fun. Went downstairs with my gun, got smoked by Leroy and lost a lung. 

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9 hours ago, shorepatrol said:

Lick it and stick it 

Split it and hit it 

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2 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

Split it and hit it 

Kill it and drill it

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If you don't love it, you can shove it. :banana:

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Scary Gary

Hardcore troubadour

listen2me 23

Shell Belle

swirvenirvin

crackattack

 

There may be more :ninja:

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22 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Sunday funday

This is a good example of something that folks say just because it rhymes.  Saturday is probably more of a fun day for most folks.  Most aren't dreading going back to work the next day. 

But since it rhymes, its a popular saying. 
 

 

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They got a committee to get me off the block, cause I say my rhymes loud and I am say ‘em nonstop. :banana:

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3 hours ago, frank said:

I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller. :banana:

 Nice wig mom.

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