wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 Versus picnic pie. So I found a breakfast place that I like. Okay by Breakfast, I mean they have $3 pbrs at 8:00 in the morning. But, I digress. So I ordered their picnic pie yesterday. Face it, it's quiche. My mom made quiche at least once a month on sundays. And I don't care about that stupid book from the '80s, real men do eat quiche. It is a protein bomb. It's fantastic. Eggs cheese bacon pie. I mean for Pete's sake, there is nothing unmanly about quiche. Other than the name. So, I've had many a beer or beverage with the owner. Who's surly at best. But not a horrible guy. Just surly. Hey man, just had the quiche,it was fantastic! Looks immediately legitimately confused. Oh, you mean the picnic pie? What the f*** is picnic pie? It's not quiche. Uh huh. . Good talk. Point being, Keisha sucks. Quiche is delish.. Dude, I just complimented your food. Don't be a diick. And if you're going to call something picnic pie, it better have cold fried chicken, deviled eggs and potato salad in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 19, 2022 You have an amazing life. Cleaning out fryer's and closing down fast food restaurants by night, then drinking PBRs and eating eggs in the mornings getting into fights with restaurant owners about what to call the eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted October 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Versus picnic pie. So I found a breakfast place that I like. Okay by Breakfast, I mean they have $3 pbrs at 8:00 in the morning. But, I digress. So I ordered their picnic pie yesterday. Face it, it's quiche. My mom made quiche at least once a month on sundays. And I don't care about that stupid book from the '80s, real men do eat quiche. It is a protein bomb. It's fantastic. Eggs cheese bacon pie. I mean for Pete's sake, there is nothing unmanly about quiche. Other than the name. So, I've had many a beer or beverage with the owner. Who's surly at best. But not a horrible guy. Just surly. Hey man, just had the quiche,it was fantastic! Looks immediately legitimately confused. Oh, you mean the picnic pie? What the f*** is picnic pie? It's not quiche. Uh huh. . Good talk. Point being, Keisha sucks. Quiche is delish.. Dude, I just complimented your food. Don't be a diick. And if you're going to call something picnic pie, it better have cold fried chicken, deviled eggs and potato salad in it. Do they have an online menu? I"m going to need to see the 'picnic pie' before I can render a verdict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Do they have an online menu? I"m going to need to see the 'picnic pie' before I can render a verdict. Processing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Do they have an online menu? I"m going to need to see the 'picnic pie' before I can render a verdict. https://www.urbansteam.com/our-menu top right. Yeah, sorry. That's like the f****** definition of quiche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted October 19, 2022 1 minute ago, wiffleball said: https://www.urbansteam.com/our-menu top right. Yeah, sorry. That's like the f****** definition of quiche. Gotta agree. Wiffleball 1 - Surly owner 0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted October 19, 2022 That’s definitely quiche, and whoever said it wasn’t manly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Gotta agree. Wiffleball 1 - Surly owner 0. VALIDATORED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted October 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, wiffleball said: https://www.urbansteam.com/our-menu top right. Yeah, sorry. That's like the f****** definition of quiche. According to the INTERWEB. Quote Picnic pie | New World https://www.newworld.co.nz › we-are-what-we-eat › pi... This no-crust quiche is super quick and easy for those spontaneous summer picnics. Packed full of veges and protein for a deliciously healthy lunch to share ... So all picnic pies are quiche but not all quiches are picnic pies...tell him to stuff it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Mungwater said: That’s definitely quiche, and whoever said it wasn’t manly? Is a book in the '80s called "real men don't eat quiche." Absolutely rooned the nascent quiche industry. Never did recover. I had just invested in McQuiches. Was going to be huge. It was right before the McMuffin was invented. And don't think there wasn't some dirty play going on behind the scenes... The French helped us win the colonial war, the civil war, and we s*** all over their perfectly fine breakfast. I guess the wound is still a little tender... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 19, 2022 I would say arguing with a restaurant owner about what to call an egg dish while drinking beers and eating eggs is the gay part of the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted October 19, 2022 Imagine how bad wiffs chair smelled after having a few beers with quiche? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted October 19, 2022 Just now, Mungwater said: Imagine how bad wiffs chair smelled after having a few beers with quiche? Buy me a beer and I'll let you smell my stool. :Wub: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 19, 2022 Soufflés are good too. Love me a spinach and artichoke soufflé. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,297 Posted October 19, 2022 Picnic pie sounds ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted October 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: Picnic pie sounds ghey Real men don't eat picnic pie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted October 19, 2022 PJ O’Rourke authored the book “Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted October 19, 2022 Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you can’t enjoy quiche. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted October 19, 2022 35 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Real men don't eat picnic pie. Unless you wash it down with an ice cold pbr 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted October 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, MDC said: Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you can’t enjoy quiche. Imagine being so insecure in your life that you follow anonymous people around on a message board to giving them sad faces to make yourself feel better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted October 19, 2022 I like the mini quiche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted October 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: Imagine being so insecure in your life that you follow anonymous people around on a message board to giving them sad faces to make yourself feel better. You too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 19, 2022 Just now, MDC said: You too? crapman sucks. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 19, 2022 I believe it's pronounced "queef". OM? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted October 19, 2022 I’m drunk and can’t find my glasses. Wiffs having guickies again??? Is that… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
