JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 11, 2022 was it on the first attempt? or did it take months? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2022 Everyone is going to be sterile in a few months anyway due to nuclear fallout, so why do you care? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 11, 2022 Just now, OldMaid said: Everyone is going to be sterile in a few months anyway due to nuclear fallout, so why do you care? im sure elites will be in bunkers and not sterile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2022 Just now, JustinCharge said: im sure elites will be in bunkers and not sterile. Fair enough, but I’m still curious as to why you care? Also, this seems a bit like TMI for people to answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 11, 2022 Just now, OldMaid said: Fair enough, but I’m still curious as to why you care? Also, this seems a bit like TMI for people to answer. why are you curious? and geek club is the perfect place for TMI questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 11, 2022 Just now, JustinCharge said: why are you curious? and geek club is the perfect place for TMI questions. Because I’m a curious person by nature. Just wondering if you’re trying to start a family or if you’re just creepy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,407 Posted November 11, 2022 My boys can swim. Even for an old guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted November 11, 2022 35 minutes ago, JustinCharge said: was it on the first attempt? or did it take months? We were quite the fertile couple. We've got three kids; the first was the second month we tried, the second was the first month, and the third was the zeroth month (a surprise). I got snipped after that. Note that we used natural family planning (NFP) so my wife was extremely in tune with her cycle, which was typically very predictable. The first month with the first kid she was late one week, which was very unusual for her. We figured she was nervous because of trying and that threw her cycle off, but who knows. Anyway, I strongly endorse NFP in general, and it is a no-brainer if you are trying to get pregnant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,805 Posted November 11, 2022 I got your mom pregnant on the first try. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuckSwope 654 Posted November 11, 2022 Not long enough, that's for sure. Heard all our friends bitching about taking a year+ after they got off the pill. We had been together for a long time, and decided to go off the pill 2 months after our wedding as we were getting older and were hearing all the bitching about how long it took. We are pretty sure she got pregnant week 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,220 Posted November 12, 2022 1st kid right away. 2nd was a little tricky. Eventually my wife started monitoring her schedule after 5-6 months and ended up flying to where I was for a business trip and it happened there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,508 Posted November 12, 2022 About 3 months after we decided to stop trying not to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 12, 2022 31 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said: 1st kid right away. 2nd was a little tricky. Eventually my wife started monitoring her schedule after 5-6 months and ended up flying to where I was for a business trip and it happened there. now thats a business trip! geek of the year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,204 Posted November 12, 2022 2 hours ago, OldMaid said: Fair enough, but I’m still curious as to why you care? Also, this seems a bit like TMI for people to answer. Thanks to the looming nuclear annihilation, he has little time to crawl out of his mom's basement and find a fertile woman desperate enough to have sex with someone like him. He knows a pregnant woman has a better chance of getting into the deep state's protective nuclear cave than he does. He's doing this for America! Women have a biological clock; Bustin' Justin has a nuclear clock. Quote https://w2.countingdownto.com/4328562 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,727 Posted November 12, 2022 Jerked off on her tiddies 1 day after she stopped birth control and had triplets 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted November 12, 2022 I focked your mother in the ass and she had you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,337 Posted November 12, 2022 Pretty much immediately after she went off the pill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,752 Posted November 12, 2022 2 hours ago, JustinCharge said: im sure elites will be in bunkers and not sterile. Not if they got the jab! -lod001 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Hunt 143 Posted November 12, 2022 Doggy style works the best if you want to impregnate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted November 12, 2022 The first one was pretty quick, we just stopped trying “not to”. Not exactly sure how long but it was soon. Second one took a little longer. We had an early miscarriage, then not long after that she was preggos again. My boys are 3 years and one month apart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted November 12, 2022 1 hour ago, avoiding injuries said: 1st kid right away. 2nd was a little tricky. Eventually my wife started monitoring her schedule after 5-6 months and ended up flying to where I was for a business trip and it happened there. My second was similar. I was on a business trip and the night I was heading home was THE night to try for a girl. My boss was with me and decided to take a slightly later flight to go first class; he offered to use his points to get me upgraded as well. I politely declined and told him I needed to get home early. It worked, we got a daughter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted November 12, 2022 The first was technically an accident, although we were going to start trying shortly anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 12, 2022 Six weeks.She wasn’t pleased. I was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 12, 2022 In the words of Andrew Dice Clay.... One stroke done!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,752 Posted November 12, 2022 41 minutes ago, jerryskids said: My second was similar. I was on a business trip and the night I was heading home was THE night to try for a girl. My boss was with me and decided to take a slightly later flight to go first class; he offered to use his points to get me upgraded as well. I politely declined and told him I needed to get home early. It worked, we got a daughter. Are you saying you did something to try specifically for a girl, or were just trying then hoping for a girl? (3 boys here) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted November 12, 2022 One of the disappointments of my life. I was all excited to be "trying to make a baby" for months on end. Nope, both kids were basically the first time we tried. It was like "let's have sex. . . . . and I'm pregnant". I tell my wife that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse - I hope she survives because she could single-handedly repopulate the world. I'm convinced that if my wife goes off of birth control I could walk past her with an erection and she'd probably get pregnant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted November 12, 2022 It took about 30 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 12, 2022 3 hours ago, MDC said: I got your mom pregnant on the first try. No wonder he’s a bit slow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raven Fan 362 Posted November 12, 2022 This is kind of funny/not funny. Had rectal cancer at 21. Got it cut out followed by chemo and radiation. Whenever they mess with you down there they inevitably impact other functions as well. After all was done I could still have sex like regular (I mean regular for me...) but my sperm counts were stupid low. Not only low amounts of swimmers but the vast majority were essentially retarded. Docs suggested me and the soon to be wife think about adopting. So naturally being young and all we just commence to foking like anyone else but with zero protection. 1 year later, she's pregnant and we think, oh it's a miracle, one in a million. One year after that she's pregnant again. Stupid foking doctors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,249 Posted November 12, 2022 Fairly quick both times, within a few months and that was without trying super hard with stuff like monitoring cycles etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted November 12, 2022 14 hours ago, TimHauck said: Are you saying you did something to try specifically for a girl, or were just trying then hoping for a girl? (3 boys here) Specific for a girl. Girl sperm swim slower but live longer; boy sperm faster but shorter lived. So if you have a good read on when you will ovulate, for a girl you dump your load a few days before it. That way, a larger number of the boy sperm die off prior. Simlarly for a boy, fill 'er up any time after ovulation. It's all statistical and not guaranteed of course, but it worked for us. Actually twice in a way, because our third (surprise) came from having sex too close to ovulation (i.e., prior) and it ended up being a girl as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,160 Posted November 12, 2022 For most here I would have assumed it was after 2 pumps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,431 Posted November 12, 2022 23 hours ago, MDC said: I got your mom pregnant on the first try. I mean, c'mon. The OP was just asking for it, lobbing such a softball thread like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,407 Posted November 12, 2022 Some guy got Mrs MDC pregnant on the first “date” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,752 Posted November 13, 2022 6 hours ago, jerryskids said: Specific for a girl. Girl sperm swim slower but live longer; boy sperm faster but shorter lived. So if you have a good read on when you will ovulate, for a girl you dump your load a few days before it. That way, a larger number of the boy sperm die off prior. Simlarly for a boy, fill 'er up any time after ovulation. It's all statistical and not guaranteed of course, but it worked for us. Actually twice in a way, because our third (surprise) came from having sex too close to ovulation (i.e., prior) and it ended up being a girl as well. Ah, I remember forgetting about that. Honestly I think having foster girls made my wife realize she actually likes having all boys of her own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 683 Posted November 13, 2022 When it actually happened it was quick. (let it play right from here, don't rewind) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,454 Posted November 13, 2022 When my wife and I were trying for children, I would secretly blast a bunch of loads into the trash can in hopes of prolonging things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites