Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 18, 2022 Ive been all over town screaming for head. Lettuce shortage is suprising. Two restaurants near me stopped serving salads as the price has doubled. Anyone affrected locally? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,331 Posted November 18, 2022 Just bought some two days ago, $1 more a head then usual.Oh and week before that the supermarket was getting them from Mexico and not their normal supplier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Just bought some two days ago, $1 more a head then usual.Oh and week before that the supermarket was getting them from Mexico and not their normal supplier. Yeah, but it comes with free cocaine! WEE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 18, 2022 Just now, OldMaid said: Yeah, but it comes with free cocaine! WEE! Free Hepatitis...just ask Chi Chis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,635 Posted November 18, 2022 Pretty sure Wendy's just basically stopped providing lettuce anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,331 Posted November 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Yeah, but it comes with free cocaine! WEE! Lol good point! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,375 Posted November 18, 2022 I thought this was about ReRun worshipping a head of lettuce on a classic episode of Whats Happening Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Fireballer said: I thought this was about ReRun worshipping a head of lettuce on a classic episode of Whats Happening aging yourself..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,331 Posted November 18, 2022 25 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: aging yourself..lol No such thing on this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 20, 2022 Butter is next on the list... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 489 Posted November 20, 2022 My wife works at a Subway. Customers have to ask for lettuce on there sub. Even if it's supposed to have it. And when they do, you only get a tiny amount. She said whatever they usually get for a delivery. They're only getting about a third of the order. I've never heard of a lettuce shortage before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,331 Posted November 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Kopy said: My wife works at a Subway. Customers have to ask for lettuce on there sub. Even if it's supposed to have it. And when they do, you only get a tiny amount. She said whatever they usually get for a delivery. They're only getting about a third of the order. I've never heard of a lettuce shortage before Well at least we don't have a midget shortage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 489 Posted November 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Well at least we don't have a midget shortage. Midgets confuse me. What is the actual height requirement? What's the difference between a really tall midget, and a really short person? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,331 Posted November 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Kopy said: Midgets confuse me. What is the actual height requirement? What's the difference between a really tall midget, and a really short person? I think it comes down to how far you can throw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted November 20, 2022 Lettuce at my local markets has been plentiful, not noticed any shortage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted November 20, 2022 On 11/18/2022 at 1:37 PM, OldMaid said: Yeah, but it comes with free cocaine! WEE! like buying a fifth of JD and getting a 38 Special in a Texas liquor store??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted November 20, 2022 I thought it was lettuce spray.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted November 20, 2022 The lettuce is hiding in da crisper… https://images.app.goo.gl/iYiDSLSjx2LEeS4B8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
