The Official Week 11 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I'm glad my streak of opposing players having career days against me is in no danger of stopping this week.  

I didn't even know Amari Cooper was still in the league.  Yet some idiot in a league actually started him, and  he already has 15 points against me.  

Jonathan Taylor hasn't done jack sh!t all year (except for last week when I played against him), and here he comes again

A special FU must go out to the 'lock of the week' Brian Robinson.  I guess the Texans D is just too tough.  Oh well, I don't blame you Brian, I blame myself for even considering starting someone on that team.  Ditto for Mclaurin.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

And I'm going to assume it's now safe to drop Lamar Jackson.  This guy is pathetic

[easilyscan 552]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

And I'm going to assume it's now safe to drop Lamar Jackson.  This guy is pathetic

It was an incredibly good decision for him to refuse hiring an agent, & represent himself.  An incredibly good decision for the Ravens. 

[Nomad99 398]

Swift is looking droppable...

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I'm dropping Lamar.  Fock it, I've had enough.  Somebody will pick him up, and hopefully start him against me later in the year.  

It's also cool how Barkley has 18 yards against the mighty Lions D.  lol.  

And most importantly, fock myself for continuing to d!ck around with fantasy football.  I start Brian Robinson (who I assume is injured) and leave Jamal Williams (and his 2 TDs) on my bench

[Nomad99 398]

13 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

I'm dropping Lamar.  Fock it, I've had enough.  Somebody will pick him up, and hopefully start him against me later in the year.  

It's also cool how Barkley has 18 yards against the mighty Lions D.  lol.  

And most importantly, fock myself for continuing to d!ck around with fantasy football.  I start Brian Robinson (who I assume is injured) and leave Jamal Williams (and his 2 TDs) on my bench

Williams is, at this point, the defacto rb1.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

I just wish I could have found a buyer for Lamar, but no luck. He'll just rot on the bench behind Fields. 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Antonio Gibson averaging 3 ypc.  Robinson averaging 4 1/2 ypc.   They continue to feed Gibson.  lol

 

[BufordT 371]

Josh Allen. FU. I can't wait to start Trevor Lawrence over you and your sore elbow.

[polecatt 399]

FU to Nick Folk, missing 2 FGs? WTF?!?!

Hell, I can't complain too much yet, I'm starting Cordarelle Patterson, Jamal Williams, and Chris Olave

[BufordT 371]

2 minutes ago, polecatt said:

FU to Nick Folk, missing 2 FGs? WTF?!?!

Hell, I can't complain too much yet, I'm starting Cordarelle Patterson, Jamal Williams, and Chris Olave

FU

[polecatt 399]

12 minutes ago, BufordT said:

FU

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

FU Giants coaches for having Matt focking Brieda vulture a TD from Barkley

[IMMensaMind 459]

What the hell is up with Barkley?!?!    

[polecatt 399]

Kyle Pitts is hurt!

[Gepetto 976]

Dameon Pierce I guess, but I'm still going to be highest scorer this week in my league.

[BufordT 371]

21 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

Dameon Pierce I guess, but I'm still going to be highest scorer this week in my league.

Of course

[uwmalcolm 73]

Fock me for starting Pollard over Zeke in both my leagues. Of course Pollard gets stoned twice at the goal line and Zeke walks in. 

[jrokh 567]

25 minutes ago, uwmalcolm said:

Fock me for starting Pollard over Zeke in both my leagues. Of course Pollard gets stoned twice at the goal line and Zeke walks in. 

fu to all the pollard doubters...

[Showboat 142]

How is it possible that the Broncos are soooo bad?  Most teams work on scoring on the last possession of the first half when the are going to be receiving the second half kickoff.  The Broncos manage to get no points out of a first-and-goal at the end of the first half and start the second half with a three-and-out.

[uwmalcolm 73]

35 minutes ago, jrokh said:

fu to all the pollard doubters...

I never doubted you, Pollard! 

[DonS 3,063]

1 hour ago, uwmalcolm said:

Fock me for starting Pollard over Zeke in both my leagues. Of course Pollard gets stoned twice at the goal line and Zeke walks in. 

You need to reserve this reverse-jinx mojo for your fantasy playoffs.  You might've blown your wad too soon.

[Sean Mooney 1,184]

Week 11 is murdering my fantasy teams.

In my 6 leagues I've got 4 dudes putting up high score on the week against me. 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Looks like CeeDee won't be catching anymore.  Awesome.   

[uwmalcolm 73]

9 minutes ago, DonS said:

You need to reserve this reverse-jinx mojo for your fantasy playoffs.  You might've blown your wad too soon.

Good point, but neither of my squads is dominant so I need to get into the playoffs first. 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Who in the fock is Trenton Irwin????  I need Higgins and Hurst, and some scrub named Trenton Irwin catches the TD?  Fock off

[ZeroTolerance 582]

FU to my luck. Mixon head injury, I think I can stop caring about FF for the year now between him, Josh Allen's arm (as an Allen/Diggs owner), etc. My H2H team follows a 6-0 start with a soon to be 5 game losing streak (where two weeks I was #2 playing #1 scorer).

[ric0 20]

Fock my whole team: Boyd Dulcich Lamb

[ric0 20]

29 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Who in the fock is Trenton Irwin????  I need Higgins and Hurst, and some scrub named Trenton Irwin catches the TD?  Fock off

Fock Irwin x2.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Thought Tyler Bass was going to lead me to a victory.  Brett Maher says 'hold my beer'.  FU

[easilyscan 552]

FU to the Minnesota Vikings. To lose is one thing, to embarrass yourselves & the state is another. Between the politics, and all the imports taking advantage of us, we don't need any help in the embarrassment area. 

[rallo 132]

FU to my opponent who's is in last place, and rolled out Pollard, Devante, Burrow, Maher, New England, and Amari Cooper... effin buzzsaw

[DonS 3,063]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Thought Tyler Bass was going to lead me to a victory.  Brett Maher says 'hold my beer'.  FU

Blame me.  I had Maher up until his bye week.  I grabbed Folk.  Folk missed 2 FGs today while Maher kicked ass.

 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

1 minute ago, DonS said:

Blame me.  I had Maher up until his bye week.  I grabbed Folk.  Folk missed 2 FGs today while Maher kicked ass.

 

ouch.  I forgive you though

[Showboat 142]

FU to me for being influenced by news reports and benching Palmer because Allen and Williams were back.  In one quarter he's already done better than any of the players I started (McLaurin, Sutton and G. Davis)

[DonS 3,063]

FU Williams for already injuring your vagina. Just stay on the injury report so that I'm not tempted by your "potential".  Kvnt.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

FU to myself for buying into the Toney hype.

[uwmalcolm 73]

10 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU to myself for buying into the Toney hype.

F me too for that one

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

You focking puzzy Toney.  Go fock yourself loser

[uwmalcolm 73]

1 minute ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

You focking puzzy Toney.  Go fock yourself loser

Focking hamstrings made out of paper mache.