What are you buying your significant other for Christmas?

[fandandy 3,311]

Big or small.  What are some things you have already bought or plan on buying them?

[MDC 5,874]

Few books, sweater, slippers, ear buds. We keep it reasonable and focus on the kids.

[Bert 1,087]

A wedding at the library terrace overlooking the 18th green at Pebble Beach.  

[wiffleball 4,629]

1 minute ago, Bert said:

A wedding at the library terrace overlooking the 18th green at Pebble Beach.  

I mean that's nice of you and all, but you should at least see if the groom can chip in a little...

[fandandy 3,311]

16 minutes ago, Bert said:

A wedding at the library terrace overlooking the 18th green at Pebble Beach.  

Can you expound?

[Gladiators 1,900]

Good question. I haven’t purchased anything and I don’t have any ideas.

[fandandy 3,311]

Just now, Gladiators said:

Good question. I haven’t purchased anything and I don’t have any ideas.

Dude, and it's on us, again.  Fock.

[fandandy 3,311]

I think Christmas should come as often as a leap year.

[Gladiators 1,900]

Just now, fandandy said:

Dude, and it's on us, again.  Fock.

I hear you man. We can’t let this thread die. I need some ideas.

[Bert 1,087]

24 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I mean that's nice of you and all, but you should at least see if the groom can chip in a little...

. This isn't one of your relationships.  

[Bert 1,087]

10 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Can you expound?

My wife and I were married on the library terrace at Pebble Beach overlooking the 18th green last month.  Not much more to expound on.  

[Bier Meister 1,512]

45 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Big or small.  What are some things you have already bought or plan on buying them?

We are each about to get cars, but really don't need/want much else.  Bought a new tree today for the family.  That may be it for each other... and focus on daughter.

[fandandy 3,311]

I have legit never felt so poor in all of my life.  This place never ceases to amaze me and make me feel even poorer.

Umm, I guess we did do the wedding at The Masters.  18th hole.  She wore a wedding dress that was originally worn by the virgin Mary.

New Lexuses.  

[Djgb13 2,338]

Right now just a pair of boots. 

[fandandy 3,311]

BHB, where you at?

What are you getting your old lady?

[Bert 1,087]

28 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Can you expound?

I also took her to San Fran after the wedding to meet this yahoo and his cool wife.  

[Bier Meister 1,512]

3 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I have legit never felt so poor in all of my life.  This place never ceases to amaze me and make me feel even poorer.

Umm, I guess we did do the wedding at The Masters.  18th hole.  She wore a wedding dress that was originally worn by the virgin Mary.

New Lexuses.  

one car is a replacement for mrs, who just had hers totalled. my car is 17 years old (still in great shape) wish i could keep it in the family but it is too much car for my 16 yr old daughter.

however... i have been teaching her how to drive manuals.

[BeenHereBefore 1,326]

Well I got her the Pet Rock the year before and can't remember what I got her last year. Maybe a Easy Bake Oven this year for her.

[fandandy 3,311]

2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Well I got her the Pet Rock the year before and can't remember what I got her last year. Maybe a Easy Bake Oven this year for her.

Chia Pet may be an idea.  Course, she would need to walk to the river with a clay pot on her head to get the water.

[fandandy 3,311]

I keed.  I keed.

[Shooter McGavin 589]

Probably nothing, we generally don't buy stuff for each other because it's Christmas 

[fandandy 3,311]

7 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Probably nothing, we generally don't buy stuff for each other because it's Christmas 

Because as in because?  

[Cdub100 3,366]

During recess, my wife likes to walk the track with other teachers so I bought her a heated coat.

[MLCKAA 379]

Every year I ask for anal and every year my wife says “No.” So she’s getting a book and a sweater.

[Mookz 1,287]

Is you still with that girl who kind of annoys you and wants to make smex?  

[fandandy 3,311]

13 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

Every year I ask for anal and every year my wife says “No.” So she’s getting a book and a sweater.

[fandandy 3,311]

13 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Is you still with that girl who kind of annoys you and wants to make smex?  

Yeah and she is kinda pissed at me right now and banging dishes around in my kitchen.  Women are so goddamnannoying.

[Gladiators 1,900]

17 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

Every year I ask for anal and every year my wife says “No.” So she’s getting a book and a sweater.

If she gives you chloroform and a rag, it's a sign.

[fandandy 3,311]

Why didn't God just stop with the opposable thumb and porn?

[Gladiators 1,900]

Just now, fandandy said:

Yeah and she is kinda pissed at me right now and banging dishes around in my kitchen.  Women are so goddamnannoying.

Agreed.  They're never gonna get clean that way.

[Bill E. 666]

1 hour ago, Gladiators said:

Good question. I haven’t purchased anything and I don’t have any ideas.

Get her a life sized poster of your profile pic.  (and one for me)

[fandandy 3,311]

What is it though that we need from them so badly that would cause a person such as Bert to go through the trouble to do what he did to make that initiation such a big focking ordeal?

[fandandy 3,311]

They are so difficult.

[Gladiators 1,900]

17 minutes ago, Bill E. said:

Get her a life sized poster of your profile pic.  (and one for me)

Now we're talking! Or I could get her a shark tooth. 

[GobbleDog 815]

A mop.

[Pimpadeaux 2,236]

Your mom.

[fandandy 3,311]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Your mom.

I will give you five seconds to take that back

[BunnysBastatrds 1,902]

 A Caribbean cruise I can jump off of.

[Pimpadeaux 2,236]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

I will give you five seconds to take that back

All sales are final with that website. No refunds.

[shorepatrol 1,734]

 Nothing. Just gave my daughter 3k for her next semester