I have a pound of velveeta cheese, give me some ideas

[Raven Fan 362]

So if I'm gonna make a velveeta dip with Rotel, do I use ground beef or pork?  I've never had it with them before. 

[MDC 5,890]

Melt it into a liquid, give yourself a Velveta enema and recreate that tubgirl pic.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,643]

Put it in the garage in case of apocalypse. I’m sure it will survive. 

[shorepatrol 1,737]

1 hour ago, Raven Fan said:

So if I'm gonna make a velveeta dip with Rotel, do I use ground beef or pork?  I've never had it with them before. 

This has been at some BBQ's I've been too. It's always ground beef. I know I'll hate it but still try it. Never again, until the next time 

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

2 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

If your velveeta is that much of a burden, I can PM you my address 

I appreciate the offer, but I think I have everything under control.